erinmargrethe
@erinmargrethe.bsky.social
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I scrub feet for money and wipe my dog’s ass for free Melbourne, AU
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Neighbour’s removalists asked if I could move our car. There was one spot further up between two cars - plenty of space for me. Removalists watched me attempt to parallel park for about 5 minutes before one asked if I’d like him to do it. I practically threw the keys at him. Managed to not kiss him.
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@rossfloate.bsky.social home at last ❤️
A boy and his dog reunited
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Telling my sister shit she does not remember about Mom (and mom might not even remember at this stage 😬)
Screenshot of messages from me:

You prob don’t remember when I was home for a visit and we were talking to mom about music and she was like “I liked that band with the banana on the album cover”

And I was like “you mean The Velvet Underground?”

And I played Sunday Morning and I’m Waiting For The Man and mom’s like yeah, that’s it!

I mean, first of all, that’s pretty impressive for someone who was into The Beatles and the Beach Boys back in the day, but also she told me she hung out with a bunch of junkies in high school (and she didn’t know they were junkies- same thing happened to me, I get it). But the music choice says it all 😂
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Put the dog’s pool out yesterday and the magpies were well pleased
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I’ve seen 3 snakes by the creek in the last 2 weeks. Probably either Tiger snakes or Eastern Browns. No more dog off lead down there. Have still seen like zero poisonous spiders here in 20 years.
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From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
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Bit more complicated than that, but def part of it.
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Love to have an average resting heart of 82 for the last two weeks. That’s gotta be great for me. Thanks, my crazy family.
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“Me neighbour”
Autocorrect is making assumptions about my 4 generations back Irish heritage
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Me neighbour walked Hitch today (with his dog) and I had no idea
Text messages:
Neighbour: Hitch had a lot of fun with his walk this afternoon. Did he need any other this week?

Me: Oh did he go out?? I got home around 4:15/4:30 and he acted like he'd been locked in a cage all day [crying laughing emojis]
Took him for a massive walk!
What a little fucking actor!
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Client of mine went to one. He kept saying it was amazing and I kept asking “was it really” until he admitted it wasn’t 🫢
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I can’t believe he was only 37. Culturally he was my age (50), if not older. He remembered Art Bell’s Coast to Coast, ffs! I just can’t.
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I would just like to know how it feels to not be in fight or flight mode 24/7 due to acute external stressors. Not like climate change or AI or any of the lurking horrors. Just straight up drama involving loved ones.
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I can literally hear the voices of the locals in his writing. That’s where I’m from. I know those people.
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Fuck. I’m from rural Central Cali. He spoke my language. I subscribed to his newsletters + I wanted so much to meet up/talk about being rural San Joaquin Valley kids. What a fucking loss. Where I lived, the Chowchilla bus kidnapping was huge. His RS article was a work of art.
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I met Kaleb Horton in an In-N-Out in 2018 and was immediately infatuated—singularly thoughtful, talented, and kind; a guy who worked his ass off to do things with words I never thought possible. He is among the best writers of our generation; a model America hasn’t made since. Rest in peace.
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And did you tell them of my tenuous connection? 😂🍄
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@rossfloate.bsky.social is Evenflow Pearl Jam or Silverchair? Ever since that Hottest 100 thing I’m questioning everything I thought I knew.