Erinn
@erinnm.bsky.social
How many shows does Tyler Perry have?
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How many shows does Tyler Perry have?
Who would win a bar fight? A turkey or a Canada goose?
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Who would win a bar fight? A turkey or a Canada goose?
Like that eyelinered couch fucking shitty author is the future of the Republican party. Have at it, hoss
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Like that eyelinered couch fucking shitty author is the future of the Republican party. Have at it, hoss
CNN: “how to pad your TG meal to stretch it”
Guest: “celery”
Guest: “celery”
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
CNN: “how to pad your TG meal to stretch it”
Guest: “celery”
Guest: “celery”
CNN is treating the pardon of the yearly TG turkey as some act of mercy by Trump. I mean, fucking seriously?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
CNN is treating the pardon of the yearly TG turkey as some act of mercy by Trump. I mean, fucking seriously?
Ever had a pimple that you’ve popped and popped and POPPED and it comes back every time, like an evil troll? I am stabbing that fucker with a sewing needle tonight, don’t try and stop me
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ever had a pimple that you’ve popped and popped and POPPED and it comes back every time, like an evil troll? I am stabbing that fucker with a sewing needle tonight, don’t try and stop me
Haha, Trump cancelled his health care annoucement today. Because it's shitty but not shitty enough for the GOP
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Haha, Trump cancelled his health care annoucement today. Because it's shitty but not shitty enough for the GOP
My husband is playing in a band at this lady’s shop and I want these pants so bad. Sadly I need to get them fitted and her shop is an hour away. Hmmmm
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My husband is playing in a band at this lady’s shop and I want these pants so bad. Sadly I need to get them fitted and her shop is an hour away. Hmmmm
MTG is gonna resign. Wonder what this means
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
MTG is gonna resign. Wonder what this means
I hate driving. I Hate Driving. I HATE DRIVING.
People in the Bay Area have two gears: drive like an 80 y/o on a Sunday or: (usually Prius, Tesla and SUVs)
Speed demon so hard they're right up on your ass (yuge trucks)
There is no in between
People in the Bay Area have two gears: drive like an 80 y/o on a Sunday or: (usually Prius, Tesla and SUVs)
Speed demon so hard they're right up on your ass (yuge trucks)
There is no in between
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I hate driving. I Hate Driving. I HATE DRIVING.
People in the Bay Area have two gears: drive like an 80 y/o on a Sunday or: (usually Prius, Tesla and SUVs)
Speed demon so hard they're right up on your ass (yuge trucks)
There is no in between
People in the Bay Area have two gears: drive like an 80 y/o on a Sunday or: (usually Prius, Tesla and SUVs)
Speed demon so hard they're right up on your ass (yuge trucks)
There is no in between
I haven't seen Blackie Chan in two days and now I'm worried
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I haven't seen Blackie Chan in two days and now I'm worried
Just realized I am wearing a sweater I bought from Macys when I was 16 y/o after saving up money and waiting patiently for the price to go down. This sweater is 38 y/o! Esprit is a great brand
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just realized I am wearing a sweater I bought from Macys when I was 16 y/o after saving up money and waiting patiently for the price to go down. This sweater is 38 y/o! Esprit is a great brand
I hate waking up in a state of panic that levels off to anxiety everyday. And since Trump is an asshole and cracked down on meds, I can't even get klonopin. Thank god for booze, ig
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I hate waking up in a state of panic that levels off to anxiety everyday. And since Trump is an asshole and cracked down on meds, I can't even get klonopin. Thank god for booze, ig
LOL, Trump and Vance disinvited to Cheney's funeral. Wonder if Ivanka will crash this one?
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
LOL, Trump and Vance disinvited to Cheney's funeral. Wonder if Ivanka will crash this one?
You know you’re down bad when you’re watching the Price is Right - The Bob Barker years
(The clothes were so HIDEOUS)
(The clothes were so HIDEOUS)
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You know you’re down bad when you’re watching the Price is Right - The Bob Barker years
(The clothes were so HIDEOUS)
(The clothes were so HIDEOUS)
Topics when Trump speaks at Saudi Investment Forum:
1. Country so hott rn
2. 2020 was rigged
3. Best president in all time
4. Nobel Peace Prize
1. Country so hott rn
2. 2020 was rigged
3. Best president in all time
4. Nobel Peace Prize
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Topics when Trump speaks at Saudi Investment Forum:
1. Country so hott rn
2. 2020 was rigged
3. Best president in all time
4. Nobel Peace Prize
1. Country so hott rn
2. 2020 was rigged
3. Best president in all time
4. Nobel Peace Prize
Scott Jennings is such a tool. You can tell the entire panel on Abby Phillips has had it with him
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Scott Jennings is such a tool. You can tell the entire panel on Abby Phillips has had it with him
Oh please please someone take a pic of tonight’s Bonesaw swanky “dinner” menu at the WH and the food next to it oh please oh please.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh please please someone take a pic of tonight’s Bonesaw swanky “dinner” menu at the WH and the food next to it oh please oh please.
Dear lotto ticket addicts: buying your daily fix at the convienence store at 7am is just fucked up, truly
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dear lotto ticket addicts: buying your daily fix at the convienence store at 7am is just fucked up, truly
You know you work in a bad neighborhood when every third billboard is advertising Sweet James. The remaining is reminding you Jesus Christ is your savior
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You know you work in a bad neighborhood when every third billboard is advertising Sweet James. The remaining is reminding you Jesus Christ is your savior
Tesla drivers of the Bay Area: those "Student Driver" stickers aren't fooling anyone. We all know you guys don't know how to drive
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tesla drivers of the Bay Area: those "Student Driver" stickers aren't fooling anyone. We all know you guys don't know how to drive
Trump’s McDonald’s speech is off the rails. Sounds like some old man talking to himself at the rest home
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump’s McDonald’s speech is off the rails. Sounds like some old man talking to himself at the rest home
Feeling melancholy today :(
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Feeling melancholy today :(
Why are all recipe websites so much clickbait? All I want is a recipe for tempura dipping sauce! (I don’t have the ingredients anyway 😞)
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why are all recipe websites so much clickbait? All I want is a recipe for tempura dipping sauce! (I don’t have the ingredients anyway 😞)
Watching a true crime show and this chick is trying to redeem herself for being a white supremacist because prison "turned her around". STFU, bitch
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching a true crime show and this chick is trying to redeem herself for being a white supremacist because prison "turned her around". STFU, bitch