Elpenis
@erupisuuu.bsky.social
What are you DOING HERE
If you follow me here and we aren’t moots on main, I’m blocking you immediately
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If you follow me here and we aren’t moots on main, I’m blocking you immediately
alt for elpisofhope
PEOPLE KEEP WANTING ME TO OPEN MY PAINTING COMMS
LET ME WORK ON MY MARTHCAEDA
LET ME WORK ON MY MARTHCAEDA
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
PEOPLE KEEP WANTING ME TO OPEN MY PAINTING COMMS
LET ME WORK ON MY MARTHCAEDA
LET ME WORK ON MY MARTHCAEDA
Drove past my old workplace on my way to work. My day is ruined
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Drove past my old workplace on my way to work. My day is ruined
I hate when my dad pushes me so far with his new girlfriend. Like he’s really gonna find me back at not wanting to be around her at all if he’s like. You need to blah blah blah around her and if you don’t tough noogies.
He does not like a taste of his own medicine
He does not like a taste of his own medicine
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I hate when my dad pushes me so far with his new girlfriend. Like he’s really gonna find me back at not wanting to be around her at all if he’s like. You need to blah blah blah around her and if you don’t tough noogies.
He does not like a taste of his own medicine
He does not like a taste of his own medicine
God I must be so weird to my family
Aunt: Elpis look at this cute picture of a puppy!
Me: Aunt look at how incredibly happy this P E L I C A N is to have all this fish!
Aunt: Elpis look at this cute picture of a puppy!
Me: Aunt look at how incredibly happy this P E L I C A N is to have all this fish!
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
God I must be so weird to my family
Aunt: Elpis look at this cute picture of a puppy!
Me: Aunt look at how incredibly happy this P E L I C A N is to have all this fish!
Aunt: Elpis look at this cute picture of a puppy!
Me: Aunt look at how incredibly happy this P E L I C A N is to have all this fish!
When old people complain about ordering on the kiosk LET ME ORDER MY FOOD
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
When old people complain about ordering on the kiosk LET ME ORDER MY FOOD
I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT HER
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT HER
Was having a panic attack. Ate some nachos, had a Baja blast. Bone apple teeth
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Was having a panic attack. Ate some nachos, had a Baja blast. Bone apple teeth
THE ELPIS COPE
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
THE ELPIS COPE
Need Taro to stop being so fucking funny
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Need Taro to stop being so fucking funny
Wait people actually care who wins at those web awards? I thought we all agree they’re bogus and bought
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wait people actually care who wins at those web awards? I thought we all agree they’re bogus and bought
At this point, when I got accused of using AI, I feel like.
Omg thank you so much! You think my rendering is so good, there’s no way a person did it!
Omg thank you so much! You think my rendering is so good, there’s no way a person did it!
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
At this point, when I got accused of using AI, I feel like.
Omg thank you so much! You think my rendering is so good, there’s no way a person did it!
Omg thank you so much! You think my rendering is so good, there’s no way a person did it!
I just posted my Vgen comms, why haven't I gotten 57 different comm requeswts yet
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just posted my Vgen comms, why haven't I gotten 57 different comm requeswts yet
Ah so that’s why she was able to price her plushies at $45
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ah so that’s why she was able to price her plushies at $45
GOD I LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDS GIVE ME A NICKNAME. I hate it with my real name, but MY ONLINE NAME ELPIS? YEAH NICKNAME ME ALL YOU WANT. My name is Elpee now I will treasure it forever
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD I LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDS GIVE ME A NICKNAME. I hate it with my real name, but MY ONLINE NAME ELPIS? YEAH NICKNAME ME ALL YOU WANT. My name is Elpee now I will treasure it forever
Do I have headcanons regarding Elinini……. I have no idea
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do I have headcanons regarding Elinini……. I have no idea
Can someone tell me they're proud of me for really cleaning up my sketch before I get into painting thanks
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Can someone tell me they're proud of me for really cleaning up my sketch before I get into painting thanks
Sometimes I need to scream and cry and complain about stuff. And then I’ll go back and be professional.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sometimes I need to scream and cry and complain about stuff. And then I’ll go back and be professional.
I just got an email asking when the plush bundle will be sent out
BRO IT HASN’T BEEN TWO WEEKS, LET THE MANU WORK AAAAAA
BRO IT HASN’T BEEN TWO WEEKS, LET THE MANU WORK AAAAAA
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just got an email asking when the plush bundle will be sent out
BRO IT HASN’T BEEN TWO WEEKS, LET THE MANU WORK AAAAAA
BRO IT HASN’T BEEN TWO WEEKS, LET THE MANU WORK AAAAAA
You know I’ve never been very good at listening to authority
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know I’ve never been very good at listening to authority
THE ROADS ARE SO SLIPPERY I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
THE ROADS ARE SO SLIPPERY I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS
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bullying corporations works. keep doing it
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
bullying corporations works. keep doing it
Man twitter sucks. Certain tweets leave my sphere and people call me stupid. Ugh.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Man twitter sucks. Certain tweets leave my sphere and people call me stupid. Ugh.