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refugee from musk's oppression, immortal, jamais contente, afflicted with womanliness and bearer of the curse
god i wish i were a matchmaker for the gays. ideal job for a prime fujo
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 PM
ive started listening to girl in red help im such a stereotype
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
inventing a new, frictionless, perfectly spherical form of lesbianism
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
it's fucked up how yanks made fucking multiple people at the same time extremely lame by inventing the most twee ass terminology possible. cannot imagine how one can say the word 'polycule' and preserve one's dignity.
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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i wish misandry was real so i could commit it
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
nie wieder werde ich jemanden gnädige frau/herr nennen oder das wort gewand verwenden. die deutschen schauen mich an als ob ich aus dem 18 jahrhundert gekrochen bin.
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
queers can teleport
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
i have a grabable waist, i Think
December 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
sometimes all one wants is a pretty top and someone pretty to top one. is that too much to ask
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes I want to go to Japan not for weebery bust just for all the cool stationery they have. i Must have these charming little stamps. i Must have cool erasers and pencils and pencil sharpeners. will i use them much? who will know. but i Must possess
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
currently watching a man on the metro whom i can only describe as a taller, rugged jerma. this man is so very hot.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i recall playing a strange game with clowns as a child. they floated freely and made merry all throughout the lands. perhaps the clowns will find Me once again.
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Do you think that Leonore, as Fidelio, has t-boy swag? It would explain Marzelline's attraction to her.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Cheeks so rosy i should start wearing a propeller hat
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i wish misandry was real so i could commit it
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
fitzwilliam darcy is the ultimate straight girl fantasy because he is something utterly unthinkable: a man actually capable of apologising
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
i may or may not be able to buy tickets for ariadne auf naxos instead but come on. i wanted carmen.

and i may not even get that because the website is currently having a stroke.
these assholes snapped up every discounted ticket for carmen fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou i hate buying opera tickets why are all of you people sonic the hedgehog how do you do it
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
these assholes snapped up every discounted ticket for carmen fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou i hate buying opera tickets why are all of you people sonic the hedgehog how do you do it
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
being a chronic poster is bad for one's health . this is why, after noticing i post too much, i make an effort to forget this site exists for a month or so .
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am i am
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
sometimes i wish i lived in the days before modern medicine. imagine if i had cataracts! getting drunk as hell and having parts of one's eye sucked out by a large-lunged twink sounds absolutely amazing rn
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lord! How I desire bean soup. Pleasant & filling.
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i need a tall spaniard to flirt with me, it would heal me
October 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
this first of October i did not suffer as much EVEN THOUGH the damn website put me on a waiting list EVEN THOUGH i was PATIENTLY WAITING for MINUTES BEFOREHAND

ive two good tickets at least
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
ive yet to see proof that these so called heterosexuals REALLY exist
September 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM