Escaped
@escapedtheasylum.bsky.social
Here is a list of words I like
Squeegee, vainglorious, bourgeoisie, cohorts, deign, mesothelioma, walrus, galant, daunting, asphyxiation, ethereal, whimsy, coalesce
Squeegee, vainglorious, bourgeoisie, cohorts, deign, mesothelioma, walrus, galant, daunting, asphyxiation, ethereal, whimsy, coalesce
If your going to be looking directly at me watching my set for the love of fucking god talk quietly.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If your going to be looking directly at me watching my set for the love of fucking god talk quietly.
You know, most of the new technology coming out is sci fi dystopian borderline horror, but tap to pay is sick
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You know, most of the new technology coming out is sci fi dystopian borderline horror, but tap to pay is sick
@pokemonshowdown.bsky.social what’s wrong with my name?
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@pokemonshowdown.bsky.social what’s wrong with my name?
My dentist had the gal to say I wasn’t flossing enough when my friends groan because I constantly rip it in public
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My dentist had the gal to say I wasn’t flossing enough when my friends groan because I constantly rip it in public
My friends claim they are “free thinkers” and “neurotypical” until I hit the poshanka and activate them like sleeper agents
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My friends claim they are “free thinkers” and “neurotypical” until I hit the poshanka and activate them like sleeper agents
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he heard about the minor leagues
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
he heard about the minor leagues
I might be the biggest choker in the entire world if I’m up 2-0
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I might be the biggest choker in the entire world if I’m up 2-0
So, WHY are there 2 mii swordfighter players at my local?!?!?
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So, WHY are there 2 mii swordfighter players at my local?!?!?
At a medical facility for the first time in 3 years and waiting about it AMA
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
At a medical facility for the first time in 3 years and waiting about it AMA
Men be so hot why do they have to have penis
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Men be so hot why do they have to have penis
This might be a long tangential thread, but only friends follow me here so i don’t really care about being classy on main. Keep reading if you want a glimpse into my thoughts and feelings at the moment, it’s a lot.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This might be a long tangential thread, but only friends follow me here so i don’t really care about being classy on main. Keep reading if you want a glimpse into my thoughts and feelings at the moment, it’s a lot.
Why do I have to be 5’10 and gain muscle mass on complete accident when my ideal body image is being an androgynous short twink. There are people who would kill for my genetics and I DONT WANT THEM
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why do I have to be 5’10 and gain muscle mass on complete accident when my ideal body image is being an androgynous short twink. There are people who would kill for my genetics and I DONT WANT THEM
Why does nothing snake does but grenade work on yoshi, like actually none of it what the fuck
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why does nothing snake does but grenade work on yoshi, like actually none of it what the fuck
Your a third rate gooner with a fourth rate jerk game
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Your a third rate gooner with a fourth rate jerk game
When I’m bad at a game (I like) I can only think of improving and how much I’ll enjoy being on top. Conversely when I’m good at a game I can’t stop reminiscing on the times where I was bad at the game because what I truly enjoyed was learning which was much more bountiful when I was bad
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
When I’m bad at a game (I like) I can only think of improving and how much I’ll enjoy being on top. Conversely when I’m good at a game I can’t stop reminiscing on the times where I was bad at the game because what I truly enjoyed was learning which was much more bountiful when I was bad
There’s not enough pissed off women rock in the world
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There’s not enough pissed off women rock in the world
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won my first local
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
won my first local
Inspired by Miya the first matchup chart is provided both players know what they are doing and the second is assuming both players don’t
September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Inspired by Miya the first matchup chart is provided both players know what they are doing and the second is assuming both players don’t
The worst part about feeling depressed or suicidal is that everyone worries about you and treats you with gloves on if you tell anyone so the correct answer is to seclude yourself and never tell anyone because you will never receive the help you need it you tell anyone! Deal with it yourself pussy!
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The worst part about feeling depressed or suicidal is that everyone worries about you and treats you with gloves on if you tell anyone so the correct answer is to seclude yourself and never tell anyone because you will never receive the help you need it you tell anyone! Deal with it yourself pussy!
Bruh tell me how I fight 3 bosses in silk song and I get 1 completion percentage from it ?!?!
September 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Bruh tell me how I fight 3 bosses in silk song and I get 1 completion percentage from it ?!?!
Sylvi is not going to be normal about karmelita….
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sylvi is not going to be normal about karmelita….
Versdenia would be the coolest area in the whole game is the boss runback wasn’t actually 4 minutes
September 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Versdenia would be the coolest area in the whole game is the boss runback wasn’t actually 4 minutes
Just set a 7 minute 30 second timer instead of an alarm for 7:30 it might be time to put me out of my misery
September 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just set a 7 minute 30 second timer instead of an alarm for 7:30 it might be time to put me out of my misery
The mist and it’s fan behavior of one of my favorite pieces of media of all time has single handedly saved bile water from my hatred
September 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The mist and it’s fan behavior of one of my favorite pieces of media of all time has single handedly saved bile water from my hatred