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escmike.bsky.social
Every single dipshit on the internet is talking about AI being real like a credulous idiot and there’s no escape.
escmike.bsky.social
I have Opinions about a lot of fancy watches from YT and I just own a Casio.
escmike.bsky.social
Him and Lee, some of the best to ever do it. Also complete class acts.
escmike.bsky.social
He already had his yearly physical. Out and out lies.
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And here I am trying to reach antifa HR because I didn’t receive my check
escmike.bsky.social
The “push for change” is to change its public image, WRT human rights abuses. How is this not entirely obvious to anyone? They’re not going to stop committing atrocities, nothing about this charm offensive signals that.
escmike.bsky.social
nobody hates catholicism more than the american catholic bishops. Like nobody hates the law more than local sheriffs.
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Not to mention their history standing up to the USGov re: backdoors and user privacy. That won a lot of points in my book about their culture and they’ve fucking trashed it real quick.
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Ahhh trashmouse
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And they’re called “scorplings!”
escmike.bsky.social
Jeez, was this what the Patreon comments were like?!
escmike.bsky.social
I can’t tell who is a more piece of shit father: him or trump.

Trump is a classic sociopath but Elon has repudiated his own daughter and let that fuel his entire ideology. A morally just society would have put him on an ice floe for that.
escmike.bsky.social
perfectly encapsulates their little hall monitor brains. Posting is of dire importance to them.
escmike.bsky.social
Are those walton goggins’ goggle glasses?
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Every game where you can die is a Soulslike
escmike.bsky.social
As far as I’m concerned I’d support it merely from an owning the chuds perspective.

Like I think D&D is too up its own ass and MTG is a fucking omnishambles but at least WotC sends a strong message that causes them to eternally wail and gnash teeth.
escmike.bsky.social
imagine taking the time to make and name such a thing
escmike.bsky.social
oh no the swifties finally got to you too
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As the people who insist otherwise try to burn the country, it's important to affirm that immigrants, from everywhere, are awesome, and America is better the more immigrants we have. You have to be just empty and vapid and unimaginably small to reject that.
escmike.bsky.social
The easiest way to tell this is true is how Vegas has zero “regional dishes”. No garbage plate, no lob roll, no texmex, no hotdish.

Just a fucking void covered by dopplegangers.
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The fucking worst part of this omnishambles is making me have to weigh mastadon.
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helldude.bsky.social
forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
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Yeah wasn’t the big thing the ai porn of her a while back?
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Probably grew it in a mold like those Japanese cube watermelons.