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Jon Nikolai

@esperjn.bsky.social

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Finding balance in life can be a difficult challenge. But with time and patience, you can live a happy life… …Still doesn’t stop the people you love from driving you bonkers.

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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Dec 8

“𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕟𝕠 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖, 𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦”

Jonathan Nikolai. Ex-Cop. Diner Owner. Tired Dad. Psychokinetic Telepath

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a person is holding their hands over their head with smoke coming out of it .

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Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Aug 18

“God, I remember when everyone lived in Gotham. I mean, to be fair…it’s shockingly cheap.”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Aug 18

“Do speedsters have shortcuts? Isn’t everything a shortcut? You can literally just run in a straight line and vibrate.”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Aug 18

Don’t mess with a telepath

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Aug 3

Either way? I feel like I hit my head and am just hallucinating things.

If I see a penguin wearing socks waddling around, I know I’m probably dreaming

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Aug 3

I don’t know what’s going on half the time either. From what I can tell, Dracula is sucking Dick, a future kid…Deja vu…is giving apples to bats owned by Dracula, demons happened, symbiotes happened, flirting is happening, the Titans are all screaming and I think Warren White is married to Trigon?

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 31

“Besides. They had a lot of heroes on the job. And I’m out of practice.”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 31

“I’m glad the demons are gone. Am
I guilty of not heading over to help? A little…but you know.

…got something more dear to my heart right here at home.”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 22

Child screaming in the background as another one laughs

“…there go the blessings now! Anyways good luck with the demons! I got to make sure one twin doesn’t kill the other”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 22

“Alternate timelines are tricky and we’re damn lucky we didn’t get erased. I still don’t know how that happened.

Something about some dohickey field generator exploding. I don’t know. I just count my blessings. All three of them.”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 15

From Keystone City, he watched the news unfold, holding his twin children tightly

“…I…can’t leave them…”

#TheDemonicTakeover

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

“……I wonder if my super suit still fits? Probably not.”

shrugs

“…Meh. Got more important things in my life anyways”

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

as he turned around Jon was there, but his voice was still heard from behind Joel

“Don’t drink and steal. Or play with guns….also drop by for a burger some time.”

He suddenly faded away

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

Joel looked at it, then groaned. "Gotta ruin all my fun, don't you?"

He picked up the pieces, then turned to leave.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

he raised an eyebrow.

Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit

“Hm. Interesting.”

the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

he raised an eyebrow.

Metahuman? And he needed a gun? I…should freak him about a bit

“Hm. Interesting.”

the pieces of the gun began to levitate in the air as they seemed to reform back together for a moment, before separating them again, letting the pieces fall to the floor

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

This guy was annoying him, so Joel decided to do something to freak him out.

Joel then proceeded to bite into the gun and break it in half. While making eye contact.

He then spit out the chunk of metal and dropped it into the guy's hand.

"There you go. Bye now."

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t.

…Anyways thanks for the gun.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

// you see it’s funny because both are from the future but not the same future because wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

…You see, if you got it you would get it. But you don’t.

…Anyways thanks for the gun.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

... Right.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Ha. Trust me. I do. It’s just people of the modern day haven’t caught up to my wit yet.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

You have no sense of humor, you know that?

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

From my perspective, you’re the random creep. And I don’t think I’d sleep well if I found out you blew your brains out…

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

I'm not leaving a gun with some random creep.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

You can do that. Once you leave the gun on the floor.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

I'm walking away now.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Well, in all honesty you aren’t proving that fact wrong. I’ve met a lot of morons. Had a moron brother, so I sort of know how they act.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

You must think I'm a fucking moron.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Oh wow. Brilliant comeback. Now how about this? You hand me the gun and I’ll give it right back to you later. Maybe even get you a free burger. What do you say?

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

How about fuck you?

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

I could say same about you.

You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.

I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.

So how about you play nice?

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

I could say same about you.

You seem a little intoxicated and you want to play a game where you could seriously hurt yourself.

I’m a diner owner who’s constantly struggling to raise a pair of twins.

So how about you play nice?

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

And I'm supposed to trust some random guy with a deadly weapon?

Yeah, no.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Now that’s incredibly stupid of you. Gonna have to ask you to hand it over.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

I was thinking of playing Russian Roulette with it, actually.~

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

Fair enough. As long as you don’t misuse it yourself. And as long as they don’t find you. Trust me. They can be a real pain in the ass.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

He was misusing it. So now it's mine.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

…Risky move, doing that.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 9

…Risky move, doing that.

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. @sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · Jul 9

Has stolen a cop's gun.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Jul 6

Anyways, the diner is closed for a little bit.

Long story short, Reynolds broke the freezer