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es @ess.bsky.social · 12h

the reason for writing down my weight for 9 years (~3200 days) is, i went on a diet in 2016-2017 as you can see from the very top left of the chart, and after finishing that i've kept track to make sure i don't keep losing weight or start regaining. plus, it's just fun to collect data

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es @ess.bsky.social · 12h

happy to announce i finished my week-long project of digitizing 9 years worth of daily paper logbook data today. so if you're ever wondering how much i weighed at any given point over the last 9 years, feel free to refer to this handy chart (featuring rolling monthly average)

a graph of my weight between january 2017 and now. the curve falls sharply from 95 to 68 kg in Q1 2017, and shoots up again in Q2 2020. it peaks at 85 kg in Q4 2022, and then drops to about 68 in mid-2024

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es @ess.bsky.social · 12h

lmao

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Rezearc @rezuaq.be · 3d

congrats 🙏🙏🙏

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es @ess.bsky.social · 4d

won't be long now until they have to pay respects in my passport too

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es @ess.bsky.social · 4d

National Board of Health and Welfare
October 28, 2025
Legal Department

Application for determination of legal gender
Applicant: Esmeralda

Decision
The National Board of Health and Welfare approves the application and determines that you are female.

so yeah basically lfg ✊

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es @ess.bsky.social · 6d

this will be your ONCE IN A LIFETIME chance to meet a female swedish washed-up internet picocelebrity. let her regale you with tales of modest twitter acclaim, like that time she got on know your meme

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es @ess.bsky.social · 6d

hey which of you is going to c3 this year? (i am)

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es @ess.bsky.social · 10d

also hey yall im really unwell hope you're doing better. peace peace ✌️✌️ double peace

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es @ess.bsky.social · 28d

tahoma son or verdana daughter

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しただ @shitada.bsky.social · Oct 5

チェキまとめる封筒に落書き有りを混ぜ混ぜしました

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Paroro @paroro.bsky.social · Sep 29

👁👁👁🌙

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 30

i should get this too, looks sick

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 30

in 2003, college kids only cared about "Slayer on Blood Gulch" – in 2025, they only care about "Slobbing on Girl Bulge". how the times change…

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モモイ描画装置 @yaboshiki1.bsky.social · Sep 30

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 30

woah idk how i missed those! thank you

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柴朗 @k-siroooo.bsky.social · Feb 9

☁️

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柴朗 @k-siroooo.bsky.social · Jul 26

ういろうちゃん２話のお衣装です

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 29

if you were wondering, here are all the english words that is a different word backwards:

FLOW – WOLF
STAR – RATS
PLUG – GULP
SERIF – FIRES
LAMINA – ANIMAL
REPAID – DIAPER
PUPILS – SLIP-UP
GATEMAN – NAMETAG
STRESSED – DESSERTS

now you know! cheers

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 29

now, keep in mind to differentiate an axel and a salchow – an axel involves doing a spin in the air and landing on the same foot you leaped with, whereas for a salchow, you alternate feet

(fsr i have a preternatural memory for inconsequential "did you know?" information)

es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 29

in like 2010 i played a visual novel called "devil on the g string" ("g-senjou no maou") centered around figure skating. that is where i learned about how the first skater to ever do a quadruple axel in competition was the female japanese skater miki ando

(this is to say: idk why i remember this)

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織妹　とろろ @oimotororo1116.bsky.social · Sep 27

驚き＋照れ　勇花

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ばったん @battan8.bsky.social · Sep 27

表紙の元絵

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ノビル @nobile1031.bsky.social · Sep 27

調辺リサ＆パロ

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es @ess.bsky.social · Sep 27

the other day me and my girlfriend had made plans to voice chat but i ran really late because i was cooking for myself so instead of joining the call i sent her a photo of some onions i'd diced with the caption "chop an onion style". if you were wondering how much of a catch i am.

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