Essana
@essana.bsky.social
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Professional silly sausage. Amateur game dev. I like psychology, philosophy, and a bunch of other eclectic stuff. I can be soft and chill, and I can be gaming.
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i cant wait for epsiode 7 of the amazing digital circus where kinger pisses the bed
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well groomed monstrosity, enjoying its wretched soft autumn themed shelter
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Sounds ideal, I've always wanted a kitty :P
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Lots of hugs 💙(maybe dungeons together because healing :x )
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BARK BARK BBAKRBA BARK waow
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an autumn themed hide is a worthy tribute
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But how could you GET any more explicit than analysing every individual polygon and taking four hours to explain things that everyone thinks are obvious despite the fact that the game never mentions it?! I've already told you all the fucked up implications of 7-4!
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I'm going to whisper so many violations of the "show, don't tell" rule into your ear, and talk to you about Ultrakill details you're not supposed to directly pay attention to in such a way that despite the fact that I'm speaking quickly you'll be half-conscious 3 days in and I'm still on 0-2.
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*leisurely passing you on a bike* Hey, nice collar!
*leaps into the sunset*
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why am i on your shopping list :3
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squirming like a beached seal, whole cow 😂
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VegOut means they're Out of Veg so they're having to use the closest supplement they can find around the house.

For whatever reason, said closest supplement is the fucking TV remote.
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Yeah exactly but the above post is enough to make a layman wonder :)
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If I didn't know any better this post would make me start wondering if you might be gay.
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I've heard it be described as Pomni breaking Jax's masks one by one, and tbh I believe it, so yeah that'd be progress.
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I know I already said this but BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
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She is 1% less round now.

Head remains equally empty.
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Same and real.
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I am and I'm confident Penny am too