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et103.bsky.social
ET
@et103.bsky.social
local horny idiot of mid to highest order!
just call me ET (ee-tee)
gender identity is a fuck (any/all)
if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section
sorry for the repost spam
Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug!

DMs open
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this post will forever be my best btw
because I'm right
(just, skip over the mention of settings and it fully applies here too)
lrp I've been trying to beat that demon forever and it still nails me at the weirdest times
I've been progressing but holy shit the bastard won't shut up if I think of DMing for games or drawing
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
thinkin about little nudges
half an innuendo here, a light brush there
a sultry remark, a lucky stumble
nowhere in public but definitely seeming innocent from the outside looking in
best if it's mutual and ends with both sides riled and ready for anything by the end of a day
:}}}}}}}}}}}
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
couple days ago I was running some Blazblue sets on a server I frequent for all kids of games
funny hitbox interaction comes up and one of the people in the call spectating goes "hmm, interesting"
and this fucking video summons itself in my mind and I just kept giggling-

youtube.com/shorts/soj3P...
Hmm interesting #funnyvideo #funnyshorts #funny
YouTube video by R4clegend
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Akt mit drei Armen, by Georg Baselitz, 1977 (not rotated), 📸 by Andreas Rentz
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
so until people yell loud enough, Discord is about to hammer its own dick next month (as was expected)
any alternatives? I know Teamspeak is still going strong but maybe there's things I'm unaware of out there
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
knowing their incompetence, I'm not sure anyone would be able to cancel a subscription without going through the app
I highly recommend cancelling Nitro before March
February 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
WE (yes WE) LOVE DEREGULATED GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!
gambling is easy. just win.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I don't get to play Lancer too often
love the system to bits but it just isn't popular in my little game club on this side of the globe
but I keep rotating my last one-shot in my mind and it was just so fucking sick that that's how my build ended up, it feels timeless
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
there's been a trend with speed games (combat or racing or platformers) that looks at the current offerings in the genre and gets so much spite at the cowardice that makes a new one to tear your skin off
like look at this shit
it's doing the NfS Most Wanted thing! Hell Yeah!!!!!
youtu.be/kNvdvuB4Mn8
BOOST VECTOR EX Demo | SONGS OF CIRCUITS (DnB Mix)
YouTube video by Blockage
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I've been rotating this video in my mind since yesterday
the more I think about it the funnier it gets
focusing on any particular detail gives me a headache
it's awesome

(deltarune weird route spoiler btw)
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-1d4 luck boosting accessories
-1d3 storage bag items
-common hoodie jacket (green)
-makeshift lockpick (wire)
-full set of writing implements (ink and lead)
-2 lore books (one illustrated, one not)
-cheap, worn sunglasses
-train pass (refillable)
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-1d4 mass market scifi paperback books
-unused chapstick (vanilla or raspberry flavor
-leather bomber jacket with unit patches
-one trans tiger enamel pin
-1d6+1 fountain pen and other unique pens
-4d8 of d6 dice
-1 pair of gas station sunglasses
-costco card
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- Time clock (cursed)
- Kamen Rider belt (Rare)
- 37 Metal Dice
- Gunpla Nippers
- 29499 Common Digimon cards
- Potion of Haste
- Kamen Rider OOO's Underwear
- 2 Half-built Gunpla (no box no manual)
- 1-4 Gunpla runners with missing pieces
- Hourglass (cursed)
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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First date nerves
July 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I once again remain a sucker for orchestral rock music
#MusicRecs

music.youtube.com/watch?v=j45X...
Fallen Angel Anthem
YouTube video by Jordan Chin - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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ser miku
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
the world is a kind of chew toy I've decided
big ol' hunk of teething material
just a nice jaw applied stress ball for all to partake in
👍
if you're gonna draw blood from somebody for fighting reasons or intimacy reasons or both, fuckin bite 'em about it
scratching and knives are just beating around the bush of it, put those canines to use and clamp down on some traps like you wanna
February 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
i'm free......
I'm Free.
I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(for about 2 weeks)

literally available for anything from drawpiles to videogames, if we're moots on here feel free to reach out
I'd genuinely love to meet all of y'all :}
after tomorrow's final uni exam for the semester I will;
have a week and a half free of all responsibility
and I'll get to run a CAIN one-shot the weekend after this one
AND start a terraria playthrough with the friend gc
this year might (MIGHT (possibly)) just turn out good
:DDDDDDDD
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
if you're gonna draw blood from somebody for fighting reasons or intimacy reasons or both, fuckin bite 'em about it
scratching and knives are just beating around the bush of it, put those canines to use and clamp down on some traps like you wanna
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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a thought that will not leave my mind after watching @barrykramer.bsky.social stream @strangescaffold.bsky.social's Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
after tomorrow's final uni exam for the semester I will;
have a week and a half free of all responsibility
and I'll get to run a CAIN one-shot the weekend after this one
AND start a terraria playthrough with the friend gc
this year might (MIGHT (possibly)) just turn out good
:DDDDDDDD
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM