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ET
@et103.bsky.social
local horny idiot of mid to highest order!
just call me ET (ee-tee)
gender identity is a fuck (any/all)
if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section
sorry for the repost spam
Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug!

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this post will forever be my best btw
because I'm right
(just, skip over the mention of settings and it fully applies here too)
so lo and behold, as we head off and say our goodnights and good mornings, fucking KONAMI drops a trailer for a new 2D Castlevania game as if they were listening to them talking shit from across the internet
vitriol so strong it spontaneously formed a tulpa trailer
awesome year for Metroidvanias
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
bit of a vanilla Terraria session from last night, my friends are big Castlevania heads
they'll also be the first to tell you the Castlevania fandom is insufferable about the games
and a good while of last night was spent bashing the fandom about Simon's Quest being the best one (it isn't)
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
biting all of him :}}}}}}
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
yellow, blue and midnight feel accurate
my best conversations were had under starlight so it'd be neat
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
open bounties for any and all leather, with several appraisers being held up as high clergy
their rep for good materials and healthy payouts make them a meeting ground for a bustling trade ground with Pre-Collapse leather as the only marker for entry
this really is everything
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
lrp I've been trying to beat that demon forever and it still nails me at the weirdest times
I've been progressing but holy shit the bastard won't shut up if I think of DMing for games or drawing
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by ET
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
thinkin about little nudges
half an innuendo here, a light brush there
a sultry remark, a lucky stumble
nowhere in public but definitely seeming innocent from the outside looking in
best if it's mutual and ends with both sides riled and ready for anything by the end of a day
:}}}}}}}}}}}
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
you'd be surprised how many kinks contain both
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
if you stick with the same word you started tagging any particular kink it'll probably be fine
anyone who doesn't want to see can mute it and anyone who does can click it and look at every post you've made containing it
other than that fly your fag, I'd love to see what's in your brain
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
oh I did not realize this was THE Beryl from your writing
now rotating this, your impact play comm and the erotica in my mind
:}}}}
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
now I'm even more sad I missed it, that's objectively hilarious
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I don't and I'm VERY sad that never came up on my end
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
@tealfuleyes.bsky.social seems relevant after I asked about it earlier today
sucks majorly, I'm afraid
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
it remains correct
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
you know what that makes too much sense for me to not have clocked it before, good explanation 👍
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
he completely facetanks the situation, zero composure loss, elaborates further, continues sharting only to call the entire thing "interesting" with zero chalantness in his heart
I can't stop laughing about it
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
couple days ago I was running some Blazblue sets on a server I frequent for all kids of games
funny hitbox interaction comes up and one of the people in the call spectating goes "hmm, interesting"
and this fucking video summons itself in my mind and I just kept giggling-

youtube.com/shorts/soj3P...
Hmm interesting #funnyvideo #funnyshorts #funny
YouTube video by R4clegend
youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
not a single unique experience on the planet, I swear
I do this with cold drinks too it's a peculiar habit
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
thx for the info, I'll definitely check it out properly before I resort to the hell dimensions of Teamspeak
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
... OH THAT ONE!
I remember making an account for that to toy around with it a while ago, I think same time as the Cohost shutdown what with migrating being fresh on the mind
I was wondering why the previews in their website looked familiar, good to know
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
it's a hundred tiny things whenever I try getting together with friends on it and it keeps fucking with me in new and interesting ways
the overlay fucking with things it's not supposed to being the greatest culprit of them all (why the hell is it on for Krita)
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by ET
Akt mit drei Armen, by Georg Baselitz, 1977 (not rotated), 📸 by Andreas Rentz
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I've seen this name thrown around a couple times, how's it feel to use?
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
so until people yell loud enough, Discord is about to hammer its own dick next month (as was expected)
any alternatives? I know Teamspeak is still going strong but maybe there's things I'm unaware of out there
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM