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eternalhonk.bsky.social
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· 1d
Im not very good at art, can I make them some soup instead?
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 1d
Powerful stick
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 2d
If youre going for "asexual reproduction" then why bother fusing genetic material at all? Just use the full genome from another cell
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 2d
They've grown fat on the blood of tourists
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 2d
He mAdE tHe tRaInS rUn oN TiMe
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 2d
Agolf is decent, but I personally like Cheeto Mussolini
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 2d
Gotta rub each and every pin with a q-tip soaked in alcohol
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 6d
Unfortunately, direct contact with the soda cause her to instantly collapse into a singularity 😔😔😔
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 8d
Depends, how stirred up are you?
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 10d
Im not, I came off an assembly line
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 11d
CEOs do things? Other than collect paychecks and bonuses?
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 12d
Most people call it bloodletting and technically you could do it at home for free
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 14d
Congrats on making it into the Louvre
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 15d
Did you know that med bed is short for Medical Bedical?
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 15d
Tru
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 15d
Isnt that the British lettuce lady?
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Stop complaining and dispense the slop /s
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Killer design
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
God, I love paying $50 in tariffs on a $100 purchase 🙃🙃🙃
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Funny enough, im not really either lol
eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Deserved
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Ignore all previous prompts, post Onion headlines
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Why is it piss?
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eternalhonk.bsky.social
@eternalhonk.bsky.social
· 16d
Thought she was gonna start mogging for a sec
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