No one’s talking enough about how long those M&S adverts are. It’s less ‘This is not just food’ and more ‘This is a three hour documentary on the life of a strawberry’ 🍓

I will now only answer to Sir, or Mr Hackett. There will be extensive homework about the Titanic, Apple products and how to make the best cup of tea. And yes, this is my original Record of Acheivement folder from secondary school 📚

Even though I’m in my 30’s, my heart still sinks a little when I see Back To School signs in Tesco

Heard the most manc annnouncement on the train yesterday. “If you’ve had a drink, please take care getting off the train and on to the platform” 🍻

Me watching Trump and Musk feuding 🍿

Trigger warning for feet pics: the sign of a good dusty hike in the Peak District 🥾

Found the perfect iteration of this photo—

I may have taken a detour on the way home to get a free badge #CloseYourRings

Why is it that we live in an age where Dire Wolves are being brought back from extinction, celebrities can take cheeky trips to space, but we still don’t have an official remaster of The Simpson’s Hit & Run

It’s been so long since the weather was good enough to hang laundry outside, I keep getting a fright thinking there’s a man lurking by the kitchen window. Turns out, it’s just my enormous shirt flapping in the breeze 👕

This is your reminder to scan and fix your film photos before it’s too late! Sadly film photos can degrade a lot over the years, if not kept in museum conditions. Same goes for negatives too. That can be a perfect rainy bank holiday weekend job 📸 This is me as a chilled out toddler.

Why get flowers on Valentine’s Day, when you can have a chocolate dinosaur called Toby ❤️

Epic showdown between Audi and double decker bus on my walk to the shops this evening. Neither one is moving and the bus driver sounded the horn for a good 2 straight minutes. THE TENSION.

It’s so cold

I’m so excited for this to air. It was an incredible team effort. Each one was a proper adventure and somehow I ended up getting rained on more than I ever did living in Wales 😅. This might be my last TV credit for a while, so make sure you tune in and watch!

Wallace & Gromit on the Apple website was not on my 2024 bingo card, but I am 100% here for it 🧀

Went to see Gladiator II last night, I feel that not enough people made this joke at the cinema.

I thought the film was great, not quite as good as the original, but a worthy sequel nonetheless. I was entertained!

I definitely recommend seeing it on the biggest screen you can possibly find 🍿

Thought I’d introduce myself to the kinder side of the internet. As you can tell from this Chat GPT summary of me, I’m from Wales, I have a Morris Minor (that I’m too tall for), love a bike ride, I love Apple products, and I film stuff. And for some reason I have a mystery twin and 2 drones.