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Ethan Gazelle
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 1d
Chilly day for rainbows in McHenry IL.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 4d
Sleepy morning possum.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 5d
How do you long tailers keep from stepping on your own tail? I step on mine constantly and it's starting to hurt.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 9d
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 10d
Bitching Betty called you a good moo?
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 14d
Rochester acting like it ain't cold, cuz it ain't.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 17d
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 18d
Like Herve Villechaize, only slightly more orange.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 18d
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 19d
I swear, I'm not trying to be a possum everywhere, but I didnt bring a coat and the possum is very warm and cozy.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 21d
Just me rescuing birds again. Michelle says, "You really are a Disney princess." Yeah, kinda.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 21d
Mooseyful Fate
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 22d
Gimme them strawbs, forest puppy!
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 22d
First night of the tour possum sighting? Yup.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · 24d
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 28
Don't you love bleating into the void? Even an echo would be nice.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 25
It's been reclassified as "taco helper".
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 16
This past weekend, a friendly Micro Center employee complimented my socks and my calves, then gave me an adorable 3D printed dragon.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 9
Yeah, the dumb ones!
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 9
It's 2025, I thought we were past needing office cubicles.
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Sep 1
So my friend Jamie has a System Of A Down tribute band, and he was playing a show in Chicago when Daron Malakian of System Of A Down walks in.

Daron joined them onstage, and Jamie's band has gone viral.

www.guitarworld.com/artists/guit...
“I probably had a better chance of getting struck by lightning”: Daron Malakian joins System of a Down tribute band onstage – after wandering into their gig off the street
The guitarist was enjoying a day off before SOAD’s Chicago show and suddenly found himself playing one of the band's classics in front of a shell-shocked audience
www.guitarworld.com
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Aug 24
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Psychostick @psychostick.com · Aug 24
Nashville! Last night of tour! Thank ye!
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Aug 24
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Ethan Gazelle @ethanlikespretzels.bsky.social · Aug 22
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