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Ethan🏴‍☠️
@ethanr.bsky.social
A guy from NH living in the PNW.
New England Patriots.
Bruins.
Celtics.
Red Sox.
Sarcasm in just about everything.
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I love when hockey games smoke some crack and go wild.
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sports open relationship with gambling companies has ruined sports. The bills are getting bailed out left and right.
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That wasn’t pass interference? You just told me grabbing fabric is an easy call for refs.
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Josh Allen might have something to say today.”

He’s a ho. I want the world to know that.
a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey makes a funny face
ALT: a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey makes a funny face
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December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Friendship with Bron Breakker is over.

My new best friend is Oba Femi.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Brad better be in the office with Tatum, the medical staff, Tatum’s people, the surgeon who did the surgery, and another surgeon with experience. If he’s not coming back don’t do anything. If he’s coming back get the pieces needed, because the east is weak.
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There is something about this fucking photo that makes me laugh.
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Little depressing watching the Canadian feed of a hockey game and seeing all the fun they’re having up there. Even if it is Winnipeg.
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The fix is in. Kansas City is making the playoffs, Roger wouldn’t allow anything else.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t religiously watch college football, but what the hell happened to the BIG 12?

Texas Tech vs BYU for the crown, what is this. This isn’t the BIG 12 from my high school days.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I live on the opposite side of the country when it comes to my sports team. Finding this in a small local card shop stopped me dead in my tracks. $15 for one of my favorite players. Easiest purchase of my life.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Gronk is right, the Patriots are back and the Bills window is closed.

Strahan treating his giants like some supreme dynasty is truly funny shit, you got lucky in those two.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The NBA and the feds should investigate some of those lakers titles also. They seem a little fishy.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Josh Allen and the bills starting to fall apart as Drake Maye, and the Patriots start to rise.

Beautiful.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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ANOTHER MILESTONE FOR PASTA!! 🍝

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November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Classic Pasta goal to hit 400. What a beauty. #Bruins
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Please don’t be offsides. Please don’t be offsides.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As excited as I am about the Bruins doing well right now. I just remembered that not re-signing Marchand hinged on being a rebuilding team. After watching his goal tonight, the Bruins could use his scoring.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Dear NFL,

Y’all had 5 years of fun. The Patriots are fucking back baby.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In 11 years the Bruins will be the Stanley cup favorites, and the Avalanche will be in a position where they will have to trade their generational defenseman. Thus completing the circle of time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Gus Johnson has to go man. This screaming over big moments is for the birds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When was the last time Canada produced a subpar generation of hockey players? The era before the Cold War when Russia had it figured out, was that the time?
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
We all know about Adam Sandler and making movies so his friends get paid. Has it ever been discussed how Mike Meyers was making movies to indulge his multiple personalities?
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love that the today show sent an entire news crew out to Illinois to cover…..Christmas decorations on November 3rd. American news media covering the hard hitting topics.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Patrick looks better now that he has his talented teammates back around him.”

Oh, that’s weird. Isn’t he supposed to elevate practice squad players, and undrafted players to find ways to win?
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM