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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 1d

Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo
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Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo

“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”

www.borowitzreport.com

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 1d

Full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing

You were a prophet, Willie!

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 1d

Part of his not so hidden antisemitism...like the assertion that covid was “targeted to attack Caucasians and Black people.” and “the people who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese.”

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 1d

Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons
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Indicting People Who Lied to Congress Would Overcrowd Prisons, Experts Warn

The result would be mass incarceration on an unprecedented scale.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 2d

Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”
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Comey’s Charges Dismissed After Trump’s Handpicked Prosecutor Misspells his Name as “Homey”

“Indictmenting is hard," Lindsey Halligan said.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Non-existence doesn't exist.
Prove me wrong.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
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Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize

The committee recognized Trump with a "certificate of participation."

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine if we all loved and cared for one another, just as nature intended...

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 4d

Erika Kirk "forgives" Tyler Robinson...words praised as saintly.
So, why are MAGA still loudly calling for his blood, his life, even his public execution? Wouldn't the best way to honor CK, the Christian way, be to immediately repudiate this course?

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 5d

String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead
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String of Correctly Spelled Texts from Trump Fuels Speculation That he is Dead

The texts were the work of someone with at least a seventh-grade education.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 6d

This observation is self-evident, but that last line is really clever!
I would also add that "mediocrity" is an exceedingly generous depiction.

Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 6d

They largely want the studios & sports and don’t care about the news org. In fact, they would love it gone. Why? Because rich men, especially tech men, think they deserve no criticism and also need constant fluffing. They value a mirrortocracy over a meritocracy and welcome a mediocrity.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 6d

She actually has shown lots of gratitude...just not to those that are raping and pillaging the rest of us.

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eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social · 6d

Caligula was probably the most loco and depraved...and Trump is too inept to fiddle.

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