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And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
Sorry, I prefer fiction to be honestly so...
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry, I prefer fiction to be honestly so...
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
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Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
"This turkey is a terrible person," Trump said.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
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Trump's obsession with renovations continues...
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trump's obsession with renovations continues...
So, "speaker" Johnson excuses Trump's call to kill six members of congress by asserting that Trump was only describing what is "sedition".
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So, "speaker" Johnson excuses Trump's call to kill six members of congress by asserting that Trump was only describing what is "sedition".
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Yet, those six never told any soldiers to disobey orders, just noted the duty to not obey orders that were illegal or unconstitutional.
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
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Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
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November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
The Andy Borowitz Show
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November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
Warning: This post contains upsetting content.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
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Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
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Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
Karoline Leavitt denied that alcohol played “any role” in the cosmetics mishap.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
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But of course! The Democrats caved without even knowing how deep they would be spelunking...
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Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
But of course! The Democrats caved without even knowing how deep they would be spelunking...
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If even Trump's own AI knows that Trump is lying...
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Trump's Truth Social AI chatbot disputes his false claims
The chatbot, powered by the Perplexity AI engine, provides factual answers about rising U.S. grocery prices, the 2020 election and other topics.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If even Trump's own AI knows that Trump is lying...
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ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
A Collection of Medical Research (60 Studies)
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November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ANSWERED: Does COVID-19 Harm the Brain?
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THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE DOG THAT HASN'T BARKED
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
"Sex offender Jeffrey Epstein referred to Donald Trump as the "dog that hasn't barked" and told his former companion Ghislaine Maxwell that an alleged victim had "spent hours at my house" with Trump, according to email correspondence released Wednesday..."
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
He thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
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What these senators do not understand is that it is not about policy.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What these senators do not understand is that it is not about policy.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Americans already agree with most Democratic policy positions, sometimes even overwhelmingly so.
What they want is someone who will stand up for them, no matter what, to display fortitude, even stubbornness.
This is NOT that.
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
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Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
A Nobel spokesperson offered insight into the deliberative process.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nobel Peace Prize Committee Says It Takes Points Off if a Candidate Denies People Food
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So, as I understand it, the Democrats are folding because they are afraid that Republicans will axe the filibuster.
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So, as I understand it, the Democrats are folding because they are afraid that Republicans will axe the filibuster.
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
Fuck the filibuster!
Without it, 4 years ago we would have passed voting rights, we would have protected women's rights...and so much more!
We are now in hell because of the filibuster
If the Dems fold on this, then they erase any gains they made on Tuesday...and worse...they will take a giant step backwards and look like feckless weaklings. Fuck them if they do so without gaining anything of substance!
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Senate Eyes Possible Deal To Reopen Federal Government
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November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If the Dems fold on this, then they erase any gains they made on Tuesday...and worse...they will take a giant step backwards and look like feckless weaklings. Fuck them if they do so without gaining anything of substance!
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It's worse than most people can imagine.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's worse than most people can imagine.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
And what's worse than even that is using all his powers to starve millions of children.
And what's worse that even THAT is all those who aid and abet and actually SUPPORT him in all this.
Trump Flees to Argentina
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Trump Flees to Argentina
"I can see where this is going," he said.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Trump Flees to Argentina
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A real no-brainer: shooting guns makes you stupid!
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How Gun Blasts From Indoor Shooting May Cause Brain Injuries
The Times tested the blast waves of several popular civilian guns at an indoor range and found that repeated firing could add up to potentially harmful exposure.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A real no-brainer: shooting guns makes you stupid!
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Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
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Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the sinking of the luxury vessel “an honest mistake.”
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November 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
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