Evan Leslie Jokes
@evanlesliejones.bsky.social
Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.
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Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Captial “G” Gamers using “NPC” as an insult is strange, NPCs have some of the deepest and most complex inter geometry and AI programming behind them, compared to basically any aspect of game creation.
Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stand up comedy has disappointed and pissed me off so much, that I have just started learning how to make 3D animation and coding for video game engines. Like fuck all this in jut going to build an entirely new world without this shit in it
This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is true but also a joke. I’m chill with like 99% of furries. It’s AI dorks that are the weird freaks
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I made fun of AI dorks and now a bunch of furies are very mad at me. I should have known there was a huge crossover between AI and people who need to draw cartoon horses fucking in order to jerk off
Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Never take your foot off the the neck of AI dorks
Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Some AI loving loser tried to insult me on Threads. His pinned tweet is him saying he’s going to “make a living off of art.” 🤣 Anyway, listen to the complete dog-shit “music” this dude thinks he’s going to make a living off of. AI guys are the most dilusuinal virgin losers on the planet
was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
was on set. crew member kept trying to brag to everyone about how good he’s gotten at promting AI. No one gave a single fuck. They actively avoided talking to him. He was so proud of himself for being able to “prompt it PERFECTLY!” These losers are social pariahs, nobody likes or respects in person.
Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together”
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Googling “Anime I can show my dad that won’t be awkward as fuck to watch together”
Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can’t wait to watch neither of these guys be able to do any of their own stunts because they’re old as fuck and the insurance would be too much for the movies total budget
A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A lot of the comedians I used to be friends with, who have connected themselves to the Joe Rogan train for money, don’t speak to me anymore. Some have even directly told me I’m “too angry now.” Nah, you’re too much of a sellout pussy now, and I’m speaking the fucking truth with harsh overtones.
Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Imagine being stupid and weak enough to be an Evangelical Christian? I mean truly the dumbest fucking loser pieces of shit in America. Complete idiot tools
The cult like churchification of Comedy Clubs under all this Rogan podcast bullshit is disgusting. These aren’t “sacred places.” They’re just buildings with microphones in them. They shouldn’t be the end all be all of an entire art form and they shouldn’t be elevated in a pedestal.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The cult like churchification of Comedy Clubs under all this Rogan podcast bullshit is disgusting. These aren’t “sacred places.” They’re just buildings with microphones in them. They shouldn’t be the end all be all of an entire art form and they shouldn’t be elevated in a pedestal.
For years I’ve been trying to capture a good video of me in my flow on stage doing stand up. So I could send it in for submission to festivals and clubs. But fuck that. Now I’m going to use all my equipment to record one show, every month at one venue, and make people want to travel to me to see it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
For years I’ve been trying to capture a good video of me in my flow on stage doing stand up. So I could send it in for submission to festivals and clubs. But fuck that. Now I’m going to use all my equipment to record one show, every month at one venue, and make people want to travel to me to see it.
Attack on Titan knows that nothing is scarier than a big ol naked guy smiling.
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Attack on Titan knows that nothing is scarier than a big ol naked guy smiling.
AI is the most over-invested trendy fad in the history of the United States economy. It’s about to collapse, hard, and a bunch of rich people are going to start killing themselves. Can’t wait to see it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI is the most over-invested trendy fad in the history of the United States economy. It’s about to collapse, hard, and a bunch of rich people are going to start killing themselves. Can’t wait to see it.
Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ.
Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?”
Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face.
Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service
Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid he thinks that these AI song covers are being fully written and composed by AI. Only the voice is AI, the notes it’s hitting and the music behind it are put together by a person beforehand you complete dumb fuck
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid he thinks that these AI song covers are being fully written and composed by AI. Only the voice is AI, the notes it’s hitting and the music behind it are put together by a person beforehand you complete dumb fuck
I have to give Trump credit where it’s due: Regardless of his motivation, having Charlie Kirk killed like that was pretty dope and funny
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have to give Trump credit where it’s due: Regardless of his motivation, having Charlie Kirk killed like that was pretty dope and funny
“The Last of Us” series would be way better games without any zombies
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
“The Last of Us” series would be way better games without any zombies
started making my first piece of video game content. not to toot my own horn, but I’m intuitively pretty good at this. I’m not the most technically “skilled” gamer, not decked out in terms of gear, not the fanciest editor or a wizard on Final Cut… but when I am entertaining and insightful as fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
started making my first piece of video game content. not to toot my own horn, but I’m intuitively pretty good at this. I’m not the most technically “skilled” gamer, not decked out in terms of gear, not the fanciest editor or a wizard on Final Cut… but when I am entertaining and insightful as fuck
It’s crazy that donkeys aren’t just horses. We saw them and were like “nah that’s too stupid looking to also be a horse. Give it its own name and make that shit sound goofy as hell”
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s crazy that donkeys aren’t just horses. We saw them and were like “nah that’s too stupid looking to also be a horse. Give it its own name and make that shit sound goofy as hell”
I used to write roast-jokes for a comedian who ended up getting cast as a regular on a show because of my writing. When I started talking shit about Joe Rogan openly, he stopped replying to my DMs. Anyway he just got booed off stage at a festival. This is the only place I’m posting this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I used to write roast-jokes for a comedian who ended up getting cast as a regular on a show because of my writing. When I started talking shit about Joe Rogan openly, he stopped replying to my DMs. Anyway he just got booed off stage at a festival. This is the only place I’m posting this.