Evan
@evanmstewart.bsky.social
My year has three seasons: Oscar season, Eurovision season, and summer. World's #1 fan of "Ein Lied kann eine Brücke sein" and Melodifestivalen 1987.
It's like Coco Chanel said: "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and put one bird on."
Sheila to win #FiK64. Thanks in advance!
Sheila to win #FiK64. Thanks in advance!
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's like Coco Chanel said: "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and put one bird on."
Sheila to win #FiK64. Thanks in advance!
Sheila to win #FiK64. Thanks in advance!
Debate me: Dolly Parton is the most widely beloved person in America. I honestly don't think anybody comes close.
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Debate me: Dolly Parton is the most widely beloved person in America. I honestly don't think anybody comes close.
JESC Takes:
-San Marino had my favorite song.
-Albania had my favorite performance.
-Honorable mention to Ukraine, which would work in the adult contest.
-Cyprus served 'Schitt's Creek performs Cabaret' choreo. Loved it.
-Baby Pravi very talented.
-"Bim bam toi" is still the best French JESC song.
-San Marino had my favorite song.
-Albania had my favorite performance.
-Honorable mention to Ukraine, which would work in the adult contest.
-Cyprus served 'Schitt's Creek performs Cabaret' choreo. Loved it.
-Baby Pravi very talented.
-"Bim bam toi" is still the best French JESC song.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
JESC Takes:
-San Marino had my favorite song.
-Albania had my favorite performance.
-Honorable mention to Ukraine, which would work in the adult contest.
-Cyprus served 'Schitt's Creek performs Cabaret' choreo. Loved it.
-Baby Pravi very talented.
-"Bim bam toi" is still the best French JESC song.
-San Marino had my favorite song.
-Albania had my favorite performance.
-Honorable mention to Ukraine, which would work in the adult contest.
-Cyprus served 'Schitt's Creek performs Cabaret' choreo. Loved it.
-Baby Pravi very talented.
-"Bim bam toi" is still the best French JESC song.
Honest question: has there ever been a good host from an Eastern European Eurovision? All the ones I can recall had a facsimile of real human behavior.
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Honest question: has there ever been a good host from an Eastern European Eurovision? All the ones I can recall had a facsimile of real human behavior.
🎼 For a shield from the storm, for a friend, for a love to keep me safe and warm, I Tonatiuh… 🎶
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🎼 For a shield from the storm, for a friend, for a love to keep me safe and warm, I Tonatiuh… 🎶
Idea: a music video for Ami Aspelund’s “Fantasiaa” made exclusively of clips from Dora the Explorer. Dora’s weird “waiting for the kiddos to answer a question” blinking thing is played over the accent beats at the end of each phrase.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Idea: a music video for Ami Aspelund’s “Fantasiaa” made exclusively of clips from Dora the Explorer. Dora’s weird “waiting for the kiddos to answer a question” blinking thing is played over the accent beats at the end of each phrase.
Bad day, for sure, but stream Vanilla Ninja. 💙🖤🤍
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bad day, for sure, but stream Vanilla Ninja. 💙🖤🤍
So... do we know what happens on Day 2 of the EBU meeting?
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So... do we know what happens on Day 2 of the EBU meeting?
It's been out for less than a week and Lana & Đorđe's "Temperatura" from #Montesong is already in my Top 15 most-played songs of 2025.
Oh my.
Oh my.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's been out for less than a week and Lana & Đorđe's "Temperatura" from #Montesong is already in my Top 15 most-played songs of 2025.
Oh my.
Oh my.
My #ESC250 votes!
I used to vote only for songs from before the year 2000 to combat recency bias, but I've loosened that criterion in recent years as Loreen has faced challengers and to help boost Verka, who is always criminally low.
I used to vote only for songs from before the year 2000 to combat recency bias, but I've loosened that criterion in recent years as Loreen has faced challengers and to help boost Verka, who is always criminally low.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My #ESC250 votes!
I used to vote only for songs from before the year 2000 to combat recency bias, but I've loosened that criterion in recent years as Loreen has faced challengers and to help boost Verka, who is always criminally low.
I used to vote only for songs from before the year 2000 to combat recency bias, but I've loosened that criterion in recent years as Loreen has faced challengers and to help boost Verka, who is always criminally low.
Not me spending Thanksgiving night getting invested in Montesong entrants, knowing my faves are likely to lose to an unlistenable rock track by a band whose friends help them win the televote with a grand total of 500ish votes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not me spending Thanksgiving night getting invested in Montesong entrants, knowing my faves are likely to lose to an unlistenable rock track by a band whose friends help them win the televote with a grand total of 500ish votes.
On first glance: Jonathan Bailey and Elmo so adorable. 🥰
On second thought: Is Jonathan's sweater made of Telly's fur? 😳
On second thought: Is Jonathan's sweater made of Telly's fur? 😳
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
On first glance: Jonathan Bailey and Elmo so adorable. 🥰
On second thought: Is Jonathan's sweater made of Telly's fur? 😳
On second thought: Is Jonathan's sweater made of Telly's fur? 😳
The devil works hard, but certain stans work harder...
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The devil works hard, but certain stans work harder...
Philipp Kirkorov has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Philipp Kirkorov has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Eurovision countries are not Pokémon. We do not “gotta catch ‘em all.”
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Eurovision countries are not Pokémon. We do not “gotta catch ‘em all.”
Glad to have Romania and Bulgaria back in Eurovision, but I do have to wonder what changed to make it an acceptable financial decision for the government. Is the EBU making it cheaper to ensure that we have a full stable of competitors... or do these nations have a benefactor?
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Glad to have Romania and Bulgaria back in Eurovision, but I do have to wonder what changed to make it an acceptable financial decision for the government. Is the EBU making it cheaper to ensure that we have a full stable of competitors... or do these nations have a benefactor?
Eurovision friends: I am begging you not to overhype national final competitors because they had one good song three years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Eurovision friends: I am begging you not to overhype national final competitors because they had one good song three years ago.
Alan Carr and Celia Imrie for S6 of Only Murders in the Building, kthxbye!
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Alan Carr and Celia Imrie for S6 of Only Murders in the Building, kthxbye!
Just discovered this performance of "Gabriel's Oboe" sung by Jan Werner Danielsen, half of Norway's duo at Eurovision 1994, and... WOW.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVIf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVIf...
Jan Werner Danielsen - Nella Fantasia (2003)
YouTube video by Angelvoices from Heaven
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October 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just discovered this performance of "Gabriel's Oboe" sung by Jan Werner Danielsen, half of Norway's duo at Eurovision 1994, and... WOW.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVIf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVIf...
If the 'Queen of Versailles' musical doesn't feature a song called "The Lizard Has Died" to the tune of "The Wizard and I," then I will be disappointed.
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If the 'Queen of Versailles' musical doesn't feature a song called "The Lizard Has Died" to the tune of "The Wizard and I," then I will be disappointed.
Just voted for Aussievision's #NFC100:
12: 🇸🇪 Högt över havet (1987)
10: 🇸🇪 Dansa i neon (1987)
8: 🇦🇺 2000 and Whatever (2019)
7: 🇫🇮 Hoida mut (2023)
6: 🇮🇹 Me ne frego (2020)
5: 🇲🇹 Heaven Sent (2025)
4: 🇷🇸 Novi plan drugi san (2023)
3: 🇫🇮 Cicciolina (2020)
2: 🇸🇪 Håll om mig (2005)
1: ⭐ Miki, Mico (1986)
12: 🇸🇪 Högt över havet (1987)
10: 🇸🇪 Dansa i neon (1987)
8: 🇦🇺 2000 and Whatever (2019)
7: 🇫🇮 Hoida mut (2023)
6: 🇮🇹 Me ne frego (2020)
5: 🇲🇹 Heaven Sent (2025)
4: 🇷🇸 Novi plan drugi san (2023)
3: 🇫🇮 Cicciolina (2020)
2: 🇸🇪 Håll om mig (2005)
1: ⭐ Miki, Mico (1986)
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Just voted for Aussievision's #NFC100:
12: 🇸🇪 Högt över havet (1987)
10: 🇸🇪 Dansa i neon (1987)
8: 🇦🇺 2000 and Whatever (2019)
7: 🇫🇮 Hoida mut (2023)
6: 🇮🇹 Me ne frego (2020)
5: 🇲🇹 Heaven Sent (2025)
4: 🇷🇸 Novi plan drugi san (2023)
3: 🇫🇮 Cicciolina (2020)
2: 🇸🇪 Håll om mig (2005)
1: ⭐ Miki, Mico (1986)
12: 🇸🇪 Högt över havet (1987)
10: 🇸🇪 Dansa i neon (1987)
8: 🇦🇺 2000 and Whatever (2019)
7: 🇫🇮 Hoida mut (2023)
6: 🇮🇹 Me ne frego (2020)
5: 🇲🇹 Heaven Sent (2025)
4: 🇷🇸 Novi plan drugi san (2023)
3: 🇫🇮 Cicciolina (2020)
2: 🇸🇪 Håll om mig (2005)
1: ⭐ Miki, Mico (1986)
When Americans say that the US is the greatest country in the world, it's very clear they haven't tried Quaker Oats Harvest Crunch granola, available only in Canada.
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When Americans say that the US is the greatest country in the world, it's very clear they haven't tried Quaker Oats Harvest Crunch granola, available only in Canada.
You liked Barbara Pravi? Try Baby Pravi!
Lou Deleuze - Ce monde | 🇫🇷 France | Lyric Video | Junior Eurovision 2025
YouTube video by Junior Eurovision Song Contest
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September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You liked Barbara Pravi? Try Baby Pravi!
A murder mystery where characters spend the whole novel trying to gather clues so that a master Belgian sleuth named Hercules Godot can solve the murder when he arrives. Sadly, Inspector Godot never shows up. 😕
September 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A murder mystery where characters spend the whole novel trying to gather clues so that a master Belgian sleuth named Hercules Godot can solve the murder when he arrives. Sadly, Inspector Godot never shows up. 😕