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phil @evansmade.co · 9h

my prayers have been answered! it was a ‘no’

phil @evansmade.co · 1d

i might have to stop watching severance because it frustrates me so much to know that they will never explain why everyone drives an old car

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phil @evansmade.co · 4d

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phil @evansmade.co · 4d

are you sure that’s not a photo of him in game 1 of the playoffs

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phil @evansmade.co · 4d

oh yeah well according to canadian mayors bike lanes are literal terrorism

Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 6d

According to the City of Paris, in the last 10 years 150K trees have been planted & 45ha of parks created in the already hot city, all intended to not only improve quality-of-life today, but also help the city adapt to & manage summer heatwaves of 50℃ (122F) by 2050.

Just the start.

Common sense.

Paris before and after street transformation

New urban forest planted in front of Paris City Hall

A Paris “School Street” where cars are removed and people space/tree planting are added

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phil @evansmade.co · 8d

my camera switched on in my gym bag and took some Magical Photos

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 11d

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

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phil @evansmade.co · 14d

huh, never heard of the meter communicating with the company before

phil @evansmade.co · 14d

yeah so you can cross reference the estimated usage on your bill with what your meter says - they just guess how much water you’ve been using and charge you for that

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phil @evansmade.co · 14d

other than reading your meter?

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phil @evansmade.co · 17d

your first thousand years in hell is just looking at this page

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phil @evansmade.co · 18d

i’ve been laughing about this for 27 years

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phil @evansmade.co · 19d

instrumental bands should put chord charts in their liner notes

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phil @evansmade.co · 21d

boomers: life was better in the 60s when women stayed at home

gen X: life was better in the 80s when our parents neglected us

everyone else: life was better 2 weeks ago when we thought trump might have died

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phil @evansmade.co · 21d

yeah well brian lee is killin’ it in the distal extremities game so who’s laughing now

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phil @evansmade.co · 21d

lmfao

damappples.bsky.social @damappples.bsky.social · 22d

“House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) said in Democrats' closed-door caucus meeting Thursday morning that leadership will vote for the resolution, but will leave lawmakers to decide for themselves how they plan to vote”

www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...

Senate passes "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk"

The resolution moves to designate October 14, Kirk's birthday, as the remembrance day.

www.axios.com

phil @evansmade.co · 25d

ay yo MTV cribs, welcome to my palace. first off this is the ruler i use to hit the light switch when i don't wanna get up

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phil @evansmade.co · 27d

he ready

Ottawa Senators @senators.bsky.social · 27d

Absolutely filthy, Yak 🤯🤯🤯

#GoSensGo

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phil @evansmade.co · 29d

through the astonishing computational power of AI, we can confirm that the number of miles you ran today is bigger than the number of miles than you ran yesterday

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phil @evansmade.co · 29d

i love to be forced to update an app and then immediately have to figure out how to disable the worthless AI feature that was added by the update

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phil @evansmade.co · Sep 10

thoughts and prayers

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phil @evansmade.co · Sep 6

but enough about his diaper,

phil @evansmade.co · Sep 4

my kid in 10 years: i can’t find my phone

me: hmm i dunno did you look inside jack nicholson’s repul—

kid: you know this is why mom left

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phil @evansmade.co · Sep 4

the internet is back baby

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phil @evansmade.co · Aug 30

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