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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 23h

i've got a coworker who is making these all the time and sending them around and it's totally baffling to me

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 1d

giant meteor

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 3d

sometimes it isn’t even your roommate sometimes it’s your friend emily on vyvanse who comes over and consolidates your coriander

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 3d

im having a very nice evening loitering

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 5d

I love aaron judge so much he's as fun to watch as any athlete I've ever rooted for except lebron

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 5d

i'm hearing that these little town blues are melting away

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 5d

this is not very much fun

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 7d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Why @why.bsky.team · Mar 19

My unified theory of political discourse centers around the fact that the quote post was invented in 2015

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

im gonna be perfect from now on

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

disaster

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

sam darnold is playing insanely well today

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

He actually has been great he’s hitting like .400 for the postseason I think. it’s been dramatically better than the last few seasons. They just can’t get runs in. And nobody can even put the ball in play today

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

"we've got packages for our second quarterback" is basically never a good idea. has it ever worked in history

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 7d

The blue jays pitcher is doing something insane right now

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

man luke weaver is basically unplayable rn. sad to see

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

the resemblance is definitely there

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

also: 1 audience

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

omg post screenshot

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

never heard hannah say the words "brew crew" so much

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

hopefully the yankees win in 3 games so we can move on from rogers centre for the season

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

no wonder she's in danger of blowing it

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

i've been seeing a bunch of mikie sherrill ads on TV at the gym lately and it is crazy that from her TV ads you would not be able to tell at all that she is a democrat

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

guys the big part is supposed to be behind home plate

evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 8d

rogers centre looks like if you flipped the exterior of a baseball stadium around