EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
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EveryFairyDies/Lorelei Brown
@everyfairydies.bsky.social
Trust is astatine.
And all I can taste is salt.
She/her.
I could not be further from my family if I tried right now.

And yet, from the opposite side AND end of the world, I'm still googling how to get around Brisbane via public transport (which SUCKS in Brisbane) to help her figure it out.

She sweats, I'm freezing.

Gotta love the internet!
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In today's edition of insane Baldur's Gate 3 headlines:
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
AI does it again! And people think THIS is gonna take over the world & destroy us 😂😂😂😂

#GNUSirPterryPratchett
#AlternateUniverse
#OkButWhatIfDibblerWasAWizard
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If @devilligan.bsky.social tired to do this to @neilnewbon.bsky.social, given his Loot Goblin tendencies, I suspect he'd be there for at least a week.

Still, at least Tom'd get his gold back. & there'd be no rotten fruit, as that would be in HIS inventory!
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The best thing about it being so fucking cold is I don't have to rush to put groceries away. I can just be lazy & leave them out in the front room which has little to no heating & which I suspect is colder than the fridge anyway, lol.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Someone on Reddit charted how many books each Discworld character appears in, including cameos.

I love the Discworld fandom.

#GNUPterryPratchett
#Discworld
#MoistVonLipwigForPatrician

It's very reflective of life that Death is the character who makes the most appearances.
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
*stretch*
*rub eyes*
*look at clock*
*pause*

Wait, what?! Is it really midday?!

*realise clock doesn't work*

Ah.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Del Toro’s Frankenstein reinforces what I’ve always said:

If you can’t love unconditionally, you should never be a parent.

Also, that was the most optimistic ending of a Frankenstein movie I’ve seen.

#HearMeOut
#HotMonster
#SeriouslyIJustWantToHugHim

I’m enjoying the new Dark Universe.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Finally taking the time to watch GDT’s Frankenstein.

No one bother me for the next 2.5 hrs.
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just call me Lady Lorelei, Merchant Editor!

#FreelanceKnight
#MerchantSelfEmployed
#PatMandziysButteryVoice
Financial Freelancers
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November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This week has been worryingly good. So many nice & good things have happened.

WHEN’S IT GONNA BALANCE OUT WITH HORRIBLE THINGS?!?!

Some god is toying with me & I don’t like it. I don’t wanna name any names…
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November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A Brisbanite walks into a Perthian’s stand up show in Totton, gives him a high six & feels at home.

Great show, @robbotron.bsky.social! Can’t wait to see the out-of-context clips!
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Posh dinner in Totton with @terryenby.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
WHY DO HOTEL ROOMS INSIST ON PUTTING IN SO MANY MIRRORS?

I’m sweeping up broken glass every time I walk past one!
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Today is a good day to be a Viking.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So my dad had (another) fall today. My sister messaged me about it.

Am I evil for pissing myself laughing at this?
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Asra & Bow'ee may have begun their post-Netherbrain lives, but that doesn't mean @devilligan.bsky.social & @neilnewbon.bsky.social's wacky adventures don't have to stop!

#LetChaosReign
#AsraAndBoweeLiveOnInFanFiction
#ToTheGreatestOfFriends
#AlwaysWatchTheCredits
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Between this & Downton Abbey, I'm almost tempted to start blowing money on Legos.

Almost...
Shakespeare's Globe | LEGO® Ideas
Shakespeare's Globe is a world famous theatre in London. This set recreates it's iconic shape and style, whilst celebrating the many plays of William Shakespear…
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November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm trapped on the other side
But my brain won't provide
The fog it needs to ignore reality
They go about with smiles
I'm left here in the aisles
Keeping my real thoughts behind social gallantry

Practicality, that's the curse of me
See nature not society
You're civilised
I'm on the other side
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Starting my day by listening to this song & crying. Good crying!

Christmas is a weird time for me.
Sometimes hot, sometimes cold.
Sometimes there's booze, sometimes there's carols, sometimes there's bad movies.

But there's always family.
Sometimes chosen, sometimes blood.
But always family.
White Wine In The Sun (2021) by Tim Minchin: BACK
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November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My housemate got lost in the duvet…

#DuvetMonster
#Cozy
#CryingWithLaughter
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM