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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 11d

Can you play a big piano

SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 11d

Social media is dumb and no I'm not just saying that cos I get no attention here no seriously lol that's not the reason I'm thinking that ugh what it's dumb though lol right

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 11d

I LOVE SUMO

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

2 and a half hours good god that was a trying time.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

82 minutes

Sorry about earlier. I'm better now. I'm getting used to a life without internet.

Bored though.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

It has been 40 minutes without internet.

Am do make lunch? How am do cook: was is recipe
Hunger but no instructs

It been 40 mint with out int intan intentent net

alexa

alexa

alexa

alexa help

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

It has been 32 minutes without the internet.

The world as I know it has changed in an instant. My mental stability has suffered a 404 error.

W-What does that even mean? I...I don't know what any of this means!

I HAVE TRIED TO SUPPLEMENT WITH A GIF. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER HOW THAT IS PRONOUNCED.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

It has been 27 minutes without the internet.

Is it just me? Is the whole world without internet? And how would I know?

Why do the gods punish us?
Will these words ever be read by another living being?

Was the internet ever truly real or a delusion I concocted? I try to Google my symptoms but...

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

It's been 23 minutes without the internet.
I have started writing a journal via posts on BlueSky that I fear will never be uploaded into the great kingdom in the sky we mortals used to call the "Cloud"

I used to view BlueSky on Windows.
Now the only blue sky is see is via a window.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · 15d

It's been 18 minutes without internet. I have attempted to read a book but all I can think of is what is was like in the before times, in the long long ago.

My smart light has turned off on me as the presence sensor is unable to tell the Gods that I AM here. Alive. Barely.

Alexa no longer listens.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Sep 17

Hell yeah, I'm a certified human!

neal.fun/not-a-robot/

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 31

Leaning over a couple fellas looking at One Piece cards at a TCG event and oh it was only Jay and Romell from TGFbro

Odd

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 30

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell beautiful game.

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 27

No sorry, you're out of the band

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 27

Who wants to start a band? I don't play any instruments

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 24

And more, much more than this...I did it my way (incredibly overcomplicated, rage-inducing and barely functioning)

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SCOOT @everythinghappenssometimes.com · Aug 13

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