Everzonian
@everzonian.bsky.social
Colonist. Into BBQ, boxing, outlaw country music and the wilds of Montana. Go Griz and UTFT!
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Patterson just doesn’t have it. We need a starting RB badly
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Patterson just doesn’t have it. We need a starting RB badly
Come on you shithousing Blues!
May 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Come on you shithousing Blues!
O’Brien is a big unit. Takes no shit.
May 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
O’Brien is a big unit. Takes no shit.
Sign Alcaraz. He’s a player
May 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sign Alcaraz. He’s a player
Broja’s kind of a pain in the ass, honestly.
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Broja’s kind of a pain in the ass, honestly.
Win or lose, I just love watching Everton play again. All credit to Moyes.
April 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Win or lose, I just love watching Everton play again. All credit to Moyes.
Come on you Blues. These are shite.
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media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Come on you Blues. These are shite.
King Callum Walsh with the first round KO
March 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
King Callum Walsh with the first round KO
Step on their throat, Everton.
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Step on their throat, Everton.
Holy shit, Everton are back!
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Holy shit, Everton are back!
Both Spurs and United look imminently beatable now that we’re the dogs of war again. I’m gonna go ahead and start scouting European hotels
February 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Both Spurs and United look imminently beatable now that we’re the dogs of war again. I’m gonna go ahead and start scouting European hotels
Relegate this, btw. UTFT!
February 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Relegate this, btw. UTFT!
Harrison playing with no confidence
February 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Harrison playing with no confidence
No-filter sunset in Scottsdale, AZ
February 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No-filter sunset in Scottsdale, AZ
Never feel more like grilling chimichurri chicken thighs, than when Everton win, instead of just lose.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Never feel more like grilling chimichurri chicken thighs, than when Everton win, instead of just lose.
Us to Leicester today.
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February 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Us to Leicester today.
Winning ugly’s never been so pretty. UTFT!
January 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Winning ugly’s never been so pretty. UTFT!
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Hope maupay was watching the stupid little prick
January 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hope maupay was watching the stupid little prick
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Game finished over half an hour ago and I'm still expecting Spurs to make it 3-3.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Game finished over half an hour ago and I'm still expecting Spurs to make it 3-3.
Thankfully Onana is still a card collector
January 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Thankfully Onana is still a card collector
Everton simply aren’t good enough to survive with a lame-duck manager. We need to hire Dyche’s long-term replacement this month, nothing left to debate, or we’ll be relegated.
January 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Everton simply aren’t good enough to survive with a lame-duck manager. We need to hire Dyche’s long-term replacement this month, nothing left to debate, or we’ll be relegated.
It’s so clear Bama are wearing the wrong cleats for the wet field.
December 31, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It’s so clear Bama are wearing the wrong cleats for the wet field.
Yellow for winning the ball. Unreal.
December 29, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Yellow for winning the ball. Unreal.