someone should make a sensual fondue restaurant called The Cheese Pot

no, I do not know what constitutes a "sensual fondue restaurant"

Now tell me why I have such an infinitely harder time swallowing the juice of a baby tomato than I do the cum of a dick

New concept I've invented called play play where the character you're playing is also playing a character. nth degree. Several persons.

add "boy" as an affix to any noun to instantly make it more androgynous. deerboy. catboy. masculinity reduced by 50%

Do you think anyone out there has Foddian masochism?

Like, losing several hours of progress in Jump King makes their heart flutter and face flush. Nudge their mouse in Getting Over It and watch them squirm that they're back at the bottom. is that hot

Koye (evil version)