Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
Pinned
Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Don't tell the others but you're my favo(u)rite.
This morning on Out Of Context Theater:
"What is it this time?"
"Something with blockchain. Or consulting. Or blockchain consulting. Hard to tell."
"What is it this time?"
"Something with blockchain. Or consulting. Or blockchain consulting. Hard to tell."
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
This morning on Out Of Context Theater:
"What is it this time?"
"Something with blockchain. Or consulting. Or blockchain consulting. Hard to tell."
"What is it this time?"
"Something with blockchain. Or consulting. Or blockchain consulting. Hard to tell."
So the Kuwaiti Elvis impersonator says to the guy, he says, "Amal. Amal Shookup."
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
So the Kuwaiti Elvis impersonator says to the guy, he says, "Amal. Amal Shookup."
Did you hear that?
Is the back door locked?
Is the back door locked?
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Did you hear that?
Is the back door locked?
Is the back door locked?
Doggie-dog world.
Intensive purposes.
Hard take.
Florida ceiling windows.
Irregardless.
Intensive purposes.
Hard take.
Florida ceiling windows.
Irregardless.
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Doggie-dog world.
Intensive purposes.
Hard take.
Florida ceiling windows.
Irregardless.
Intensive purposes.
Hard take.
Florida ceiling windows.
Irregardless.
So Chef Boyardee's family says the press, they says, "He's pasta way."
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
So Chef Boyardee's family says the press, they says, "He's pasta way."
So the magi says to the kid, he says, "Wait, kid, there's myrrh."
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
So the magi says to the kid, he says, "Wait, kid, there's myrrh."
Glad to see so many of y'all survived the perihelion.
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Glad to see so many of y'all survived the perihelion.
So the one sled says to the other sled, they says, "Damn, Bob, you went downhill really fast."
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
So the one sled says to the other sled, they says, "Damn, Bob, you went downhill really fast."
I'm 64 but I read on a 67 year old level.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I'm 64 but I read on a 67 year old level.
Perihelion!
Hot enough for ya?
Hot enough for ya?
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Perihelion!
Hot enough for ya?
Hot enough for ya?
So Santa says to the elfin doctor, he says, "But I had my flue shot!"
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
So Santa says to the elfin doctor, he says, "But I had my flue shot!"
This morning on Out Of Context Theater:
"Karma's got a hemi and it runs perfect."
"Karma's got a hemi and it runs perfect."
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This morning on Out Of Context Theater:
"Karma's got a hemi and it runs perfect."
"Karma's got a hemi and it runs perfect."
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or localities is entirely coincidental.
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or localities is entirely coincidental.
So Frosty says to Miles, he says, "Cool jazz."
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
So Frosty says to Miles, he says, "Cool jazz."
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater;
"What do you do?"
"My old job was about leveraging synergies to create added value by helping companies manage disruptive change."
"I don't understand but what will you do now?"
"I think it's the same thing only in Spanish."
"What do you do?"
"My old job was about leveraging synergies to create added value by helping companies manage disruptive change."
"I don't understand but what will you do now?"
"I think it's the same thing only in Spanish."
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater;
"What do you do?"
"My old job was about leveraging synergies to create added value by helping companies manage disruptive change."
"I don't understand but what will you do now?"
"I think it's the same thing only in Spanish."
"What do you do?"
"My old job was about leveraging synergies to create added value by helping companies manage disruptive change."
"I don't understand but what will you do now?"
"I think it's the same thing only in Spanish."
Two more days until perihelion.
youtu.be/bKP18BpvX_o?...
youtu.be/bKP18BpvX_o?...
Hot Hot Hot
YouTube video by Buster Poindexter - Topic
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Two more days until perihelion.
youtu.be/bKP18BpvX_o?...
youtu.be/bKP18BpvX_o?...
In south Louisiana it's tradition to have cabbage and black-eyed peas on New Year's Day for wealth and good fortune in the coming year. Cabbage symbolizes gas and black-eyed peas symbolizes more gas.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
In south Louisiana it's tradition to have cabbage and black-eyed peas on New Year's Day for wealth and good fortune in the coming year. Cabbage symbolizes gas and black-eyed peas symbolizes more gas.