I hope Prince Andrew can honourably withdraw - can’t stand another Masterchef media storm at this time of year.

I think Amazon should do a reward system for people who take in packages for neighbours.

#workingfromhome
#unofficaldepot

The moment I realised I was old, was not my greying hair, wrinkles, raging views on things. It was today when I counted the things I haven’t thrown away because “I’ll get around to fixing them” or “I might need that someday.

My dad keeps random bits of wood. I keep SCART cables.

Well - this certainly seems more pleasant.