Ev / Piss
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tried a menstrual cup for the first time in a couple years last night and I overflowed overnight and completely bled through my night pad and clothes. Just went out for 2 hours with a night pad and I’ve come home and I’ve come home and my trousers are like soaked in blood. Omfg I feel delirious
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
tried a menstrual cup for the first time in a couple years last night and I overflowed overnight and completely bled through my night pad and clothes. Just went out for 2 hours with a night pad and I’ve come home and I’ve come home and my trousers are like soaked in blood. Omfg I feel delirious
They finished arc but from what I remember they were working on a remaster of arc that included a dlc which was an expansion of the ending where Mario and riba ended up in a relationship and Mario dies of Alice’s curse 😭
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
They finished arc but from what I remember they were working on a remaster of arc that included a dlc which was an expansion of the ending where Mario and riba ended up in a relationship and Mario dies of Alice’s curse 😭
The actual production of the rest of the song highkey sounds really good to me it’s just the fuckass BABY VOICE. I’ve been into internet girl tho I love the little dance
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The actual production of the rest of the song highkey sounds really good to me it’s just the fuckass BABY VOICE. I’ve been into internet girl tho I love the little dance
This is so bad oh my god I can’t step out the toilet
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
This is so bad oh my god I can’t step out the toilet
Buscopan and ibuprofen together isn’t doing shit only thing to relieve this pain is immediate euyhanisation and my hot water bottle GET ME OUT OF THE WORKPLACE
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Buscopan and ibuprofen together isn’t doing shit only thing to relieve this pain is immediate euyhanisation and my hot water bottle GET ME OUT OF THE WORKPLACE
Should be illegal to go to work on my period this is fucked up
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Should be illegal to go to work on my period this is fucked up
I’m never getting my highly anticipated Mario lgbt dlc that I’ve been waiting 5+ years for because the creator poured isopropyl alcohol on a man and set him on fire 2026 for real is just getting worse and worse
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I’m never getting my highly anticipated Mario lgbt dlc that I’ve been waiting 5+ years for because the creator poured isopropyl alcohol on a man and set him on fire 2026 for real is just getting worse and worse
Creator of one of my all time semi-ironic favourite games murdering someone by setting them on fire in front of their daughter oh 2026 is actually never gonna be good it just keeps getting insanely worse
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Creator of one of my all time semi-ironic favourite games murdering someone by setting them on fire in front of their daughter oh 2026 is actually never gonna be good it just keeps getting insanely worse
I’m shocked it’s literally Mario the music box that’s like top 5 media of all time for me and they’ve committed MURDER?
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’m shocked it’s literally Mario the music box that’s like top 5 media of all time for me and they’ve committed MURDER?
The creator of Mario the music box just murdered a man by setting him on fire in front of his young daughter and I have no one to share this too because no one else even knows about this game or how insane a game it is to actually exist
Thinking about the funniest game of all time Mario the music box where Mario dies hundreds of times in lovingly handdrawn images and Mario also gets a gay psychopath british demon lover who killed Mario by guillotine in a past life
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The creator of Mario the music box just murdered a man by setting him on fire in front of his young daughter and I have no one to share this too because no one else even knows about this game or how insane a game it is to actually exist
Pooping this amount of mucus can not be healthy but I just gotta accept it’s not gonna get better
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Pooping this amount of mucus can not be healthy but I just gotta accept it’s not gonna get better
-IQ being caused by race? Like u genuinely can’t wrap ur head around a single other fact that is more plausible than just race itself? You legitimately can’t wrap ur head around or understand how colonisation is not a monolith and is wildly different depending on the circumstances? Shit for brains
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
-IQ being caused by race? Like u genuinely can’t wrap ur head around a single other fact that is more plausible than just race itself? You legitimately can’t wrap ur head around or understand how colonisation is not a monolith and is wildly different depending on the circumstances? Shit for brains
He was genuinely going to me like “I don’t believe in everything I say I just can’t find an argument against it so I argue with u to see ur arguments” which like touching that u recognise me as the only family member with critical thinking skills but also like. U can’t find an argument against like-
January 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
He was genuinely going to me like “I don’t believe in everything I say I just can’t find an argument against it so I argue with u to see ur arguments” which like touching that u recognise me as the only family member with critical thinking skills but also like. U can’t find an argument against like-
When I saw Cy in wake up dead man I did just think “oh fuck that’s my brother”. My brothers a grifter but like a really really stupid one. My mum keeps making comments about how my brother can’t grasp concepts like me and her can and that’s why he’s a stupid racist. like damn my son stupid as fuckkk
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
When I saw Cy in wake up dead man I did just think “oh fuck that’s my brother”. My brothers a grifter but like a really really stupid one. My mum keeps making comments about how my brother can’t grasp concepts like me and her can and that’s why he’s a stupid racist. like damn my son stupid as fuckkk
Sorry the rage I feel seeing my poor mum who has experienced racism all her life have that racism re-enacted by her stupid white evil hell spawn of a child I feel so enraged about it like she actually needs to adult abort him
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Sorry the rage I feel seeing my poor mum who has experienced racism all her life have that racism re-enacted by her stupid white evil hell spawn of a child I feel so enraged about it like she actually needs to adult abort him
Me and my mum sat there the whole time dumbfounded going “do you know what you are” 😭 he started talking about how they should deport people who are mixed race and my mum was going “okay we can all go together then” likeeeee 😭😭😭 he’s just consuming and regurgitating right wing reactionary slop
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Me and my mum sat there the whole time dumbfounded going “do you know what you are” 😭 he started talking about how they should deport people who are mixed race and my mum was going “okay we can all go together then” likeeeee 😭😭😭 he’s just consuming and regurgitating right wing reactionary slop
He was being racist to mixed race people when I was over whole time his mother mixed race and then we all had a shouting match that ended with my mum telling him to go to a white supremacist meeting and see how quick they jump him when they see he’s mixed race 💀
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
He was being racist to mixed race people when I was over whole time his mother mixed race and then we all had a shouting match that ended with my mum telling him to go to a white supremacist meeting and see how quick they jump him when they see he’s mixed race 💀
In other BAD news my evil younger brother has gotten 100m+ views and an extra 100k+ followers on TikTok in the last week and is apparently number one trending in all regions 💔 oh it’s bad out here
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
In other BAD news my evil younger brother has gotten 100m+ views and an extra 100k+ followers on TikTok in the last week and is apparently number one trending in all regions 💔 oh it’s bad out here
LET ME GO HOME I STILL GOT ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK AND MY STOMACH EXPLODING
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
LET ME GO HOME I STILL GOT ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK AND MY STOMACH EXPLODING
My period better be coming Cus I got crazy cramping pain rn
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
My period better be coming Cus I got crazy cramping pain rn
We’re making poops of the future out here. The people won’t understand them until 2040. My stomach is kind of like a tortured starving artist
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
We’re making poops of the future out here. The people won’t understand them until 2040. My stomach is kind of like a tortured starving artist
My bowels like to form poops as though they are attempting to create surrealist post-modern artwork
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
My bowels like to form poops as though they are attempting to create surrealist post-modern artwork
He turned to an older woman right after I said no and went “you’re gorgeous too wanna sit on my lap” 💀
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
He turned to an older woman right after I said no and went “you’re gorgeous too wanna sit on my lap” 💀
Is it because I’m so beautiful so u understand why people would have to hit on me 6am on a Sunday
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Is it because I’m so beautiful so u understand why people would have to hit on me 6am on a Sunday
Someone’s really into slamming my voodoo doll into a brick wall over and over and then smothering it in poop
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Someone’s really into slamming my voodoo doll into a brick wall over and over and then smothering it in poop