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Edward “Ned” Abbott
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A bit about myself. Obviously not as bright as you are. Everything on BlueSky is off the record.

Upstate NY.

He/Him

http://www.ewabbott.com
I came here to snark that I was watching Arsenal hoping against hope because, come on, it's Wolves, but Saka just snuck in to score early for a 1-0 lead. *Le sigh*
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
1. Don’t commit securities fraud.
2. Don’t get legal advice from a ChatBot.
3. The third party rule applies to a third party even if that third party is a ChatBot, obviously.

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Federal Court Rules That AI-Generated Documents Are Not Protected by Privilege
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February 18, 2026 at 10:54 AM
During the winter, I have to sleep with a hat on otherwise my sinuses end up being a thing the next day. Because it is warmer than it has been this calendar year, I took my hat off while sleeping.

So, I am on my second mug of coffee & have been up since 3:30. My sinus headache is getting better.
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Some of you have asked what the Troy Running League project is all about so I put together a little explainer video. Obligatory: Please Like & Subscribe. #Running #RunSky #SegmentRunning

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Who is the Troy Running League?
YouTube video by Troy Running League
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February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I am organizing this thing that is sort of like Burrito League but different and in #UpstateNY. We are going to have a kick off for out Proof of Concept on March 1 at 11 AM on River St in Troy.

Here's the segment that we are going to be #running.

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TRL Mean Max March Test Segement
YouTube video by Troy Running League
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February 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Should I make pretzel rolls for breakfast sandwiches for tomorrow morning?
February 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I am glad that @lastweektonight.com is back.
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Something something Margaret Thatcher something something Liverpool.
I have an idea for saving humanity that we haven’t tried yet: put women in charge.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Taking the ethos of “block, don’t engage” from BlueSky to other places makes it so much more usable.

Just saw someone who did a whole “why did I only get 16 months out of my running shoes?” thing to drive engagement. Easy block and move on.
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Jenn Lichter with a race at Black Canyon. She & Anne Flower (2W) both went sub 8 for the 100K. #ultrarunning #BlackCanyon100K

Tara Dower & Molly Seidel both in the hunt for the podium still.
February 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You know, it would be great if #THFC had a player of his capability on the squad. Imagine the Spurs with a Harry Kane!
Harry Kane is 500 up.

With two goals against Werder Bremen, the England captain is now up to:

▪️ Twenty-six in the Bundesliga this season
▪️ Forty-one for Bayern Munich in all competitions this season
▪️ Five hundred in his career

How many more will he score between now and the end of his career?
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Watching the Black Canyon 100 K coverage and learning about Molly Seidel realizing that she could listen to music while running this race fills me with such a glee.
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oh, I could drop at three hours. I am ready for the #BM100
Three hours into the race somebody has dropped. We don’t know who, we don’t know where they are, and we have no idea when they’ll be back, but someone definitely has dropped. #BM100
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Edward “Ned” Abbott
Three hours into the race somebody has dropped. We don’t know who, we don’t know where they are, and we have no idea when they’ll be back, but someone definitely has dropped. #BM100
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The Barkley Marathon has started. The Black Canyon 100K starts in 15 minutes. The Caledonian Braves play at 10 am. Between #ultrarunning and #football, my heart is full.
a woman is smiling and saying happy valentine 's day no one !
Alt: Liz Lemon is smiling and saying happy valentine 's day no one !
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February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I mean, it’s not a great look, but I have hope that my alma mater can survive this. We survived a Civil War, two World Wars, & the Cola Wars. #GoU!
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
🎶Don’t worry about a thing ‘cause every little thing gonna be alright🎶

Woke up this morning… To brief the county legislature… About the money… I was spendin’
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
1. I have lost 65 lbs.
2. I have not purchased any new clothes.
3. The denim I have is wearing thin & will soon fail to contain my thunder.
4. I bought a pair of Levis while running errands.
5. They were too big.
6. Returned them. Bought smaller.
7. The new ones are also too big.
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m so glad that Thomas Frank has today off so that he can watch his favorite club play Brentford. #THFC
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
We’re excited to announce the launch of the Troy Running League (TRL). We’re moving away from traditional races and focusing on community consistency.
Our March "Beta" Pilot kicks off at Mean Max Brew Works on River Street.

www.RunTroy.com
Troy Running League
Who Are You?
www.RunTroy.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I finally got around to watching #Pluribus and I was left with a sense of disquiet about what I found scary & what I found funny.
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Apparently he did lose the “dressing room” back in November. Cool. #THFC
Oh, Thomas Frank has lost the locker room already. How very Spursy. #THFC
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
What movie moment made you exclaim…

“THIS IS CINEMA” 🖤
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM