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Edward “Ned” Abbott

@ewabbott.com

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A bit about myself. Obviously not as bright as you are. Everything on BlueSky is off the record. Upstate NY. He/Him http://www.ewabbott.com

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · Jun 28

Allow me to introduce myself:

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 3h

🎶You can’t claw it back. I want the world to know, that’s not how it goes.🎶

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 3h

My pettiness is matched only by my hubris.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4h

I’m thinking about getting my distance running coaching certificate just so I can fight with people on the Internet. 😂

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4h

That’s our Kathy! Thursdays at 8 PM Fox nation

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 1d

I opened HBOMax to find out that there is a series called "Beat Bobby Flay". It disappoints me to report that this is a cooking show.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 1d

Pulling a draw from the jaws of victory against a 10 man United how I want to start my Saturday

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 1d

“Lads, it’s Tottenham.” #COYS

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 1d

“Lads, it’s Tottenham.” #COYS

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 2d

Note to @msnbc.com talking heads: Albany is a city. People live and work here. People unconnected with NYS Government. Stop using Albany as a catchall term for the state government when you mean the Assembly or the NYS Senate.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 2d

Outlandish and politically stupid? That's our Kathy!

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 2d

Alt Headline: SUNY-Ithaca Capitulates

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration on Friday that will restore hundreds of millions in federal funding to the university, according to school and government officials. nyti.ms/3XiEbia

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 2d

That’s well done! I award you all of my internet points for the day!

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 3d

As a New Yorker, I find @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be suspect when it comes to his decision-making. I mean, FFS, bro is an Arsenal supporter.

(Good luck, Mr. Mayor-Elect!)

a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it

ALT: a blue tottenham hotspur flag with a white chicken on it

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 3d

There are bills on Erik Adams desk that will impact my clients. I was asked a question about one in an email chain. Also on this email with someone from a large payroll processing company. I responded to the email. I just got a survey from the company asking about the interaction. I’m livid.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 3d

Is that yours, Siobhan? That’s fabulous.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4d

American Icon @joeposnanski.com is doing 100 Things (He) Loves About Baseball.

One of mine: Howie Rose telling a story about being in the stands at Shea in the ‘60s & ‘70s during a long game on a summer afternoon.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4d

Oh good call. They’re an excellent use case for an Instant Pot as well.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4d

Tristen’s long time GF Hailey’s stepfather is going through it. She has started a GoFundMe to help him out.

Please see all information here:

www.gofundme.com/f/support-mi...

Donate to Support Mike's Recovery: Hip Surgery Fund, organized by Hailey Wisler

Mike has always been the kind of person who shows up — for work, for friends, … Hailey Wisler needs your support for Support Mike's Recovery: Hip Surgery Fund

www.gofundme.com

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 4d

I thought you were making a reference to “hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen and I was trying to make the rhyme scheme work.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 5d

Eric Adams moving back to Jersey is a joke that writes itself.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 6d

Dear HBO Max,

Even before JK Rowling outed herself as a bigot, she was still a hack writer of derivative stories for children. Nothing from her universe interests me. Please stop putting that content at the top of the page. It's bad. Really bad.

Thanks,
EWA

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Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 7d

Today is the best of the Abbott World Majors.

#RunNYC

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 7d

Apologies for the nomenclature misstep.

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 7d

Oh, Thomas Frank has lost the locker room already. How very Spursy. #THFC

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 7d

Afrin fixed the acute issue that I was suffering from & didn’t require a trip to a mechanic who would offer speculation on what could be happening and a progression of fixes based on vibes. “That will $250, please.”

Edward “Ned” Abbott @ewabbott.com · 7d

The algo has provided me with a ton of regional Shiba rescue content and I want to foster all of them. All of them. Just a pack of Shibas all being weird at the same time.