Pastrami Mommy
@ewelannawhite.bsky.social
food motivated *ctor, vo artist, comedy writer
✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨
✨words in the hard times/hard drive & the bway beat✨
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Pastrami Mommy
@ewelannawhite.bsky.social
· Dec 16
muppet chappell roan would be like “it’s a femininenah mahna”
oh that movie got a standing ovation at cannes?? ok well some of us get a standing ovation for their cans all the time
May 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
oh that movie got a standing ovation at cannes?? ok well some of us get a standing ovation for their cans all the time
jobs love to ask you what you see for your future in the interview but hate it when you pull out your scrying orb
May 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
jobs love to ask you what you see for your future in the interview but hate it when you pull out your scrying orb
ok honestly that goes so hard
May 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
ok honestly that goes so hard
sorry i’m late, it’s lilac season so i had to stop and smell the bush down the street while for the third time today
April 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
sorry i’m late, it’s lilac season so i had to stop and smell the bush down the street while for the third time today
the energy of a saturday bagel is the world is a beautiful place and i am lucky to be in it, the energy of a sunday bagel is grief everlasting
April 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the energy of a saturday bagel is the world is a beautiful place and i am lucky to be in it, the energy of a sunday bagel is grief everlasting
when someone takes your favorite bathroom stall at work it’s like how far will gentrification go
April 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when someone takes your favorite bathroom stall at work it’s like how far will gentrification go
normalize saying “that’s weird” when someone tells you they live in a ridiculously expensive neighborhood
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
normalize saying “that’s weird” when someone tells you they live in a ridiculously expensive neighborhood
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living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
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pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
April 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
living with a partner is 50% endless love, care and gentleness and 50% barging into the room unannounced and asking them if they want to see your new trick
when people are like “i’m a midwife” i’m like no! i think you’re a 10 and i’m sure your spouse does too
March 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
when people are like “i’m a midwife” i’m like no! i think you’re a 10 and i’m sure your spouse does too
really fucked up that mangos come with a bone inside them
March 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
really fucked up that mangos come with a bone inside them
love treating myself to a little picnic after grocery shopping (standing at the kitchen counter and having a single taste of 4-5 items before putting them away)
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
love treating myself to a little picnic after grocery shopping (standing at the kitchen counter and having a single taste of 4-5 items before putting them away)
we are approaching the period of almost spring where everyone is allotted 10 minutes a day to stop whatever you’re doing and stand in a sunbeam staring into space like a lizard on a rock
March 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
we are approaching the period of almost spring where everyone is allotted 10 minutes a day to stop whatever you’re doing and stand in a sunbeam staring into space like a lizard on a rock
oh you bought your pet from a breeder? ok well i thrifted mine
March 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
oh you bought your pet from a breeder? ok well i thrifted mine
obsessed with the idea of a historian like that’s just a guy who unearths old gossip
February 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
obsessed with the idea of a historian like that’s just a guy who unearths old gossip
a nepotism baby is a person who’s 1/3 strawberry, 1/3 vanilla and 1/3 chocolate
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
a nepotism baby is a person who’s 1/3 strawberry, 1/3 vanilla and 1/3 chocolate
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i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
February 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i don’t need a weighted blanket i need to be baked into a pie
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you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
pride and prejudice? oh you mean the “united states of america”
sure, realism is great but when that realism is magical?? OH baby
February 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
sure, realism is great but when that realism is magical?? OH baby
you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you should be able to call out of work due to malaise
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the art//the artist
February 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the art//the artist
love it when they get creative with pasta shapes like wow that does look like a little radiator
February 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
love it when they get creative with pasta shapes like wow that does look like a little radiator