Ewen Glass
@ewenglass.bsky.social
Screenwriter | Lecturer | Poemer (BOTN & Pushcart Nom. Debut chapbook ‘The Art of Washing What You Can’t Touch’ from Alien Buddha)
www.ewenglass.com
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Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
Seven years later I can finally write about it. I’m sure many can relate. 🐾
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Seven years later I can finally write about it. I’m sure many can relate. 🐾
I miss the time when being horrible to people was not a viable career
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I miss the time when being horrible to people was not a viable career
I’m doing my phone voice in this 📞. A reading of my new poem ‘When I wish to feel abundance I go to IKEA’ for @WTRlitmag
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h44t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h44t...
Ewen Glass Reads "When I wish to feel abundance I go to IKEA"
YouTube video by West Trade Review
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November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m doing my phone voice in this 📞. A reading of my new poem ‘When I wish to feel abundance I go to IKEA’ for @WTRlitmag
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h44t...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h44t...
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nice tenth revision you got there. would be a shame if the whole thing was better about four drafts ago
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
nice tenth revision you got there. would be a shame if the whole thing was better about four drafts ago
I don't want to get all bossy but for the love of all that's holy please read to the end
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don't want to get all bossy but for the love of all that's holy please read to the end
A final bump for this because I think it's a poem that captures what I'm all about (hahas, melancholy, stupidity) and I also love @burialmagazine.bsky.social so
new poem in burial mag from the great @ewenglass.bsky.social
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Life feels like it's coming to a head
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November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A final bump for this because I think it's a poem that captures what I'm all about (hahas, melancholy, stupidity) and I also love @burialmagazine.bsky.social so
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Thrilled to see this brilliant poetry chapbook by @ewenglass.bsky.social riding high in the poetry ranks on Amazon! If You Stand in the Corner of the Spare Room You Can Just About See the Sea is full of beauty, magic, humour, and wisdom. You can buy it here: amzn.eu/d/2wSXZ3i
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thrilled to see this brilliant poetry chapbook by @ewenglass.bsky.social riding high in the poetry ranks on Amazon! If You Stand in the Corner of the Spare Room You Can Just About See the Sea is full of beauty, magic, humour, and wisdom. You can buy it here: amzn.eu/d/2wSXZ3i
Its a desperate situation (thanks to @shinepoetry.bsky.social for publishing!)
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Its a desperate situation (thanks to @shinepoetry.bsky.social for publishing!)
Thanks to The Oxonian Review for publishing this slice of silliness
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Thanks to The Oxonian Review for publishing this slice of silliness
a) I know it's probably uncool to post b) it's all possibly a quirk of the Big River place c) I don't really care. I'm so touched by all the support this new book has had so far, I couldn't have imagined getting anywhere near top ten poetry books. Thank you! 🥹
@inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
@inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
a) I know it's probably uncool to post b) it's all possibly a quirk of the Big River place c) I don't really care. I'm so touched by all the support this new book has had so far, I couldn't have imagined getting anywhere near top ten poetry books. Thank you! 🥹
@inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
@inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
This is out now and I’d be over the moon if you considered getting a copy. Thanks as always @inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
www.amazon.co.uk/Stand-Corner...
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November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is out now and I’d be over the moon if you considered getting a copy. Thanks as always @inkfishmagazine.bsky.social
www.amazon.co.uk/Stand-Corner...
www.amazon.co.uk/Stand-Corner...
So happy that some of my favourite poets and authors had such kind words for my new poetry chapbook. Thank you @susanlleary.bsky.social! If You Stand in the Corner of the Spare Room You Can Just About See the Sea is out tomorrow from @inkfishmagazine.bsky.social 🌊
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
So happy that some of my favourite poets and authors had such kind words for my new poetry chapbook. Thank you @susanlleary.bsky.social! If You Stand in the Corner of the Spare Room You Can Just About See the Sea is out tomorrow from @inkfishmagazine.bsky.social 🌊
I’ve a poetry chapbook coming out in a week so putting it out there, if anyone's interested in reviewing it or is hosting a reading and looking for readers please hmu.
Also, sorry if I don't get the ratio of interesting & selfless: self-promotion right on here, I am but an idiot
Also, sorry if I don't get the ratio of interesting & selfless: self-promotion right on here, I am but an idiot
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I’ve a poetry chapbook coming out in a week so putting it out there, if anyone's interested in reviewing it or is hosting a reading and looking for readers please hmu.
Also, sorry if I don't get the ratio of interesting & selfless: self-promotion right on here, I am but an idiot
Also, sorry if I don't get the ratio of interesting & selfless: self-promotion right on here, I am but an idiot
New one up on the excellent new issue of @paperboatswriters.bsky.social 🐦 (🔗 below)
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New one up on the excellent new issue of @paperboatswriters.bsky.social 🐦 (🔗 below)
I am a very serious poet. Thanks to Blood + Honey Lit for publishing this along with another poem called Bloom. Lots of good work up there. ✈️
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I am a very serious poet. Thanks to Blood + Honey Lit for publishing this along with another poem called Bloom. Lots of good work up there. ✈️
Excited for an acceptance from the mighty @westtradereview.bsky.social 👍🏽✨
October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Excited for an acceptance from the mighty @westtradereview.bsky.social 👍🏽✨
Photograph of my actual soul leaving my body during an online reading I much prefer peopley readings where my soul stays put
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Photograph of my actual soul leaving my body during an online reading I much prefer peopley readings where my soul stays put
You know a book is good when it has a coffee stain on it within a couple of days! This pamphlet from @victoriaspires.bsky.social on @salopress.bsky.social is so good; rich, varied, and always illuminating (soi-lui a personal fave)
October 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You know a book is good when it has a coffee stain on it within a couple of days! This pamphlet from @victoriaspires.bsky.social on @salopress.bsky.social is so good; rich, varied, and always illuminating (soi-lui a personal fave)
Thanks to Azarao Lit for publishing 'Bad Mantra' in their latest issue, which is full of great writing! 🟩
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thanks to Azarao Lit for publishing 'Bad Mantra' in their latest issue, which is full of great writing! 🟩
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October 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Had such a good time writing football/soccer poems for Michigan Quarterly's special soccer folio, subs open until the end of the month. I reflected on growing up in 90s Northern Ireland, how football tops held currency, clear symbols of identity (not necessarily for the good) ⚽️
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Had such a good time writing football/soccer poems for Michigan Quarterly's special soccer folio, subs open until the end of the month. I reflected on growing up in 90s Northern Ireland, how football tops held currency, clear symbols of identity (not necessarily for the good) ⚽️
Pleased to feature in this beautiful little anthology from Temporal Lobe (thanks to @poetjohncompton.bsky.social for publishing this poem originally)
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Pleased to feature in this beautiful little anthology from Temporal Lobe (thanks to @poetjohncompton.bsky.social for publishing this poem originally)
This one pretty much sums up the relationship I have with poetry and - who am I kidding? - with myself 😬😬. Thanks so much to @poolpartymag.com for publishing it recently; they’re doing really cool stuff 📱
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This one pretty much sums up the relationship I have with poetry and - who am I kidding? - with myself 😬😬. Thanks so much to @poolpartymag.com for publishing it recently; they’re doing really cool stuff 📱