Crys
@ewokmama.bsky.social
Parent, queerdo, AuDHD, marketer, book lover (mostly SFF), idea enthusiast.
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SF Bay Area
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Crys
@ewokmama.bsky.social
· Apr 1
It’s April 1, and so begins the 2025 r/fantasy book bingo challenge! Starting my thread here.
Feel free to recommend stuff (no guarantees I’ll read it, but chances are better if it’s gay as hell).
Info here:
www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/s/...
Feel free to recommend stuff (no guarantees I’ll read it, but chances are better if it’s gay as hell).
Info here:
www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/s/...
Seriously. No more earthquakes please!!
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Seriously. No more earthquakes please!!
I am not loving all of the earthquakes we’ve been having recently.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am not loving all of the earthquakes we’ve been having recently.
How I hate Kaiser mental health. Even more for kids than for adults.
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How I hate Kaiser mental health. Even more for kids than for adults.
I will not make a phone call, though.
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I will not make a phone call, though.
Joined a PDA parent support group and midway through was asked if I want to cohost. 😝
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Joined a PDA parent support group and midway through was asked if I want to cohost. 😝
I keep seeing some version of “the longer you stay, the more costly it is to leave” on my social media feeds and I’m here to tell you it’s true.
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I keep seeing some version of “the longer you stay, the more costly it is to leave” on my social media feeds and I’m here to tell you it’s true.
Liquid Glass is a big no for me.
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Liquid Glass is a big no for me.
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a poem I wrote recently about parenting, gratefulness, and community. Full text is also in the alt text ❤️
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
a poem I wrote recently about parenting, gratefulness, and community. Full text is also in the alt text ❤️
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Announcing a BRAND NEW Gilded Age fantasy of ballrooms, bargains, and bloodshed from the one and only @nghivo.bsky.social!! The Scarlet Ball commences October 2026 🩸
Announcing The Scarlet Ball by Nghi Vo - Reactor
A Gilded Age fantasy of ballrooms and bloodshed, arriving October 2026
reactormag.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Announcing a BRAND NEW Gilded Age fantasy of ballrooms, bargains, and bloodshed from the one and only @nghivo.bsky.social!! The Scarlet Ball commences October 2026 🩸
I invested in toaster tongs this year and they are worth every penny.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I invested in toaster tongs this year and they are worth every penny.
TFW you ask for information and then you get it and you want to hide in a hole for the next 5 years.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
TFW you ask for information and then you get it and you want to hide in a hole for the next 5 years.
I need a whole other app to save me from choosing the wrong fucking location when ordering from the app.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I need a whole other app to save me from choosing the wrong fucking location when ordering from the app.
Not me over-identifying with the robot main character again. 😬
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Not me over-identifying with the robot main character again. 😬
Every time I try to listen to an audiobook read by an Englishman, I get sleepy and forget to listen.
Every freaking time.
Every freaking time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every time I try to listen to an audiobook read by an Englishman, I get sleepy and forget to listen.
Every freaking time.
Every freaking time.
Dreamt that I took my cats to see a musical.
What does it meeeaaaannn?
What does it meeeaaaannn?
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dreamt that I took my cats to see a musical.
What does it meeeaaaannn?
What does it meeeaaaannn?
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My new shop is finally done enough to go live, and even though I missed all the deadlines, it’s not illegal for me to still give you 25% off and free shipping if you spend $35+
Aspenhearted.com/shop
Aspenhearted.com/shop
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My new shop is finally done enough to go live, and even though I missed all the deadlines, it’s not illegal for me to still give you 25% off and free shipping if you spend $35+
Aspenhearted.com/shop
Aspenhearted.com/shop
📚November Reads📚
(Now that I’m done with Fantasy Bingo! All still SFF.)
Fragile Remedy by @mariawrites.bsky.social
Those Beyond the Wall by Micaiah Johnson
Januaries by Olivie Blake
Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
I enjoyed all of these books!
(Now that I’m done with Fantasy Bingo! All still SFF.)
Fragile Remedy by @mariawrites.bsky.social
Those Beyond the Wall by Micaiah Johnson
Januaries by Olivie Blake
Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
I enjoyed all of these books!
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
📚November Reads📚
(Now that I’m done with Fantasy Bingo! All still SFF.)
Fragile Remedy by @mariawrites.bsky.social
Those Beyond the Wall by Micaiah Johnson
Januaries by Olivie Blake
Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
I enjoyed all of these books!
(Now that I’m done with Fantasy Bingo! All still SFF.)
Fragile Remedy by @mariawrites.bsky.social
Those Beyond the Wall by Micaiah Johnson
Januaries by Olivie Blake
Service Model by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman
I enjoyed all of these books!
Getting crushed by attorney fees. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Getting crushed by attorney fees. 😭
Remember when I used to write? I wonder if that will ever come back.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Remember when I used to write? I wonder if that will ever come back.
I have used Undivided for a number of years now to manage my kids’ documents electronically (IEP, medical, etc) and to get coaching on navigating government benefits in California (Regional Center, MediCal, etc). They are having a Black Friday sale on memberships: www.undivided.io/black-friday...
Black Friday 2025 Offer - Undivided
Finally, IEP and disability support your child deserves!
www.undivided.io
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have used Undivided for a number of years now to manage my kids’ documents electronically (IEP, medical, etc) and to get coaching on navigating government benefits in California (Regional Center, MediCal, etc). They are having a Black Friday sale on memberships: www.undivided.io/black-friday...
I have pms and no ice cream 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I have pms and no ice cream 😭
The toilet pipes are going bonkers and my bathroom flooded. Gotta call a plumber tomorrow and hope they’re working this week. Loving this journey for me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The toilet pipes are going bonkers and my bathroom flooded. Gotta call a plumber tomorrow and hope they’re working this week. Loving this journey for me.
Looking forward to when bleached eyebrows go away.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Looking forward to when bleached eyebrows go away.
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Just remembered that my mom had Pegasus paintings on velvet back in the 80s. Totally forgot those existed. That’s some time capsule shit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Just remembered that my mom had Pegasus paintings on velvet back in the 80s. Totally forgot those existed. That’s some time capsule shit.