@exbf.bsky.social
my stuffed panda texted me that he’s afraid my dad is gonna ol’ yeller him. anyone know anything
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
my stuffed panda texted me that he’s afraid my dad is gonna ol’ yeller him. anyone know anything
a dozen roses is the perfect amount
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
a dozen roses is the perfect amount
a good thing about global warming is longer denim jacket wearher period
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
a good thing about global warming is longer denim jacket wearher period
*dad flips back to celtics*
dad: wonder if the celtics are still in it
*see jordan walsh in before scoreboard appears*
both of us: nope 😕
*look at each other*
both of us: 😂😂😂🤣
dad: wonder if the celtics are still in it
*see jordan walsh in before scoreboard appears*
both of us: nope 😕
*look at each other*
both of us: 😂😂😂🤣
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*dad flips back to celtics*
dad: wonder if the celtics are still in it
*see jordan walsh in before scoreboard appears*
both of us: nope 😕
*look at each other*
both of us: 😂😂😂🤣
dad: wonder if the celtics are still in it
*see jordan walsh in before scoreboard appears*
both of us: nope 😕
*look at each other*
both of us: 😂😂😂🤣
so much f*cking pressure, when there’s a fight in baseball, on the organist. what you gonna play next hun?
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
so much f*cking pressure, when there’s a fight in baseball, on the organist. what you gonna play next hun?
peing with my left hand tonight, for a change
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
peing with my left hand tonight, for a change
πr2, baby, motherfucker
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
πr2, baby, motherfucker
talkin being bald like it’s WWII
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
talkin being bald like it’s WWII
a gorl who ain’t scared of being her hand dirty eating buffalo wings watching the game at my favorite bar with my best friends (im also there)
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
a gorl who ain’t scared of being her hand dirty eating buffalo wings watching the game at my favorite bar with my best friends (im also there)
cooking and screaming
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
cooking and screaming
america can fall, but we can’t let japan. too much good art coming from it
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
america can fall, but we can’t let japan. too much good art coming from it
@sad-machines.bsky.social can you render a silver nc miata with some anime titties (in a bikini) on it? maybe some cherry blossoms too
October 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
@sad-machines.bsky.social can you render a silver nc miata with some anime titties (in a bikini) on it? maybe some cherry blossoms too
ya like sunrises, kid
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ya like sunrises, kid
lone ranger sounds lonely
October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
lone ranger sounds lonely
course there’s some anime ti-
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
course there’s some anime ti-
mercury in retrograde is a mind over matter
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
mercury in retrograde is a mind over matter
I’m watching anime of course there’s some tiddies in it
October 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m watching anime of course there’s some tiddies in it
me to my seatmate on the train from boston to new york: yes it’s an anime from the 90s of course there’s gonna be a some ski slope shaped breasts appearing
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
me to my seatmate on the train from boston to new york: yes it’s an anime from the 90s of course there’s gonna be a some ski slope shaped breasts appearing
the conductor didn’t shout all aboard like he used to. i wonder what’s up
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the conductor didn’t shout all aboard like he used to. i wonder what’s up
God’s throbbing country
October 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
God’s throbbing country
there’s a kid on my train stimming while doing his math homework with a pencil. nature is healing
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
there’s a kid on my train stimming while doing his math homework with a pencil. nature is healing
calling my gf a gremlin was a bad ducking idea and an avoidable error
October 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
calling my gf a gremlin was a bad ducking idea and an avoidable error
pisses me off when I’m complaining to my gf and she’s like “what am i a therapist for a white male” and she’s literally a therapist and all of her clients rn are white men
September 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
pisses me off when I’m complaining to my gf and she’s like “what am i a therapist for a white male” and she’s literally a therapist and all of her clients rn are white men
everything in this life is telling me i was a successful slumlord in my just previous life
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
everything in this life is telling me i was a successful slumlord in my just previous life