exhibinmd
@exhibinmd1.bsky.social
Exhibitionist bator trying to make a better world with nudity & puns. My penis's pronouns are he/him. Love yourself and your penis! Please save, share, and spread my stuff. DMs open. Ich kann Deutsch. Denver, CO, USA.
I love a hotel room with a nice view 😂
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love a hotel room with a nice view 😂
what's your favorite euphemism for masturbation? (in any language!)
mine is "having a date with Jill." (look at your left palm with your fingers spread out: the thumb and index finger are the "J," the middle finger is the "i," and the ring and pinky fingers are the "ll.")
mine is "having a date with Jill." (look at your left palm with your fingers spread out: the thumb and index finger are the "J," the middle finger is the "i," and the ring and pinky fingers are the "ll.")
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
what's your favorite euphemism for masturbation? (in any language!)
mine is "having a date with Jill." (look at your left palm with your fingers spread out: the thumb and index finger are the "J," the middle finger is the "i," and the ring and pinky fingers are the "ll.")
mine is "having a date with Jill." (look at your left palm with your fingers spread out: the thumb and index finger are the "J," the middle finger is the "i," and the ring and pinky fingers are the "ll.")
this is what happens during a long edge: I start babbling about how much I love him and how other men should be in love with their penises too. and when he knows the camera is being set up, he gets all the more excited 😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this is what happens during a long edge: I start babbling about how much I love him and how other men should be in love with their penises too. and when he knows the camera is being set up, he gets all the more excited 😂
I'm an introvert at heart, but my extremely extroverted and social penis takes me to interesting places 😅
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm an introvert at heart, but my extremely extroverted and social penis takes me to interesting places 😅
you may think you aren't in love with your penis, but you are. you know his likes and dislikes. you know when he needs attention. you know his moods. you bring him everywhere. most of your life centers on him. you may not be a capital-B Bator, but you're in love with your dick 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
you may think you aren't in love with your penis, but you are. you know his likes and dislikes. you know when he needs attention. you know his moods. you bring him everywhere. most of your life centers on him. you may not be a capital-B Bator, but you're in love with your dick 🥰
sometimes I masturbate to my own posts. it's not narcissism exactly, but rather knowing that all my pics are online for anyone to enjoy. it makes me so happy (and horny) to think about people seeing my penis and my love for him. I really hope nudes stay on the internet forever 😁
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
sometimes I masturbate to my own posts. it's not narcissism exactly, but rather knowing that all my pics are online for anyone to enjoy. it makes me so happy (and horny) to think about people seeing my penis and my love for him. I really hope nudes stay on the internet forever 😁
you have the most amazing treasure between your legs.
his love languages are physical touch and quality time.
he likes warm holes but he also needs your touch.
he's always there for you. he's designed to love you and pleasure you.
don't be afraid to be in love with your penis ❤️
his love languages are physical touch and quality time.
he likes warm holes but he also needs your touch.
he's always there for you. he's designed to love you and pleasure you.
don't be afraid to be in love with your penis ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
you have the most amazing treasure between your legs.
his love languages are physical touch and quality time.
he likes warm holes but he also needs your touch.
he's always there for you. he's designed to love you and pleasure you.
don't be afraid to be in love with your penis ❤️
his love languages are physical touch and quality time.
he likes warm holes but he also needs your touch.
he's always there for you. he's designed to love you and pleasure you.
don't be afraid to be in love with your penis ❤️
today is American Thanksgiving! I'm most thankful for my soulmate who's always between my legs and who loves coming out wherever I can get him out. he's a small part of me, yet a huge part of who I am. I'm thankful for him, for my followers, and for all the beauty in the world 😁
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
today is American Thanksgiving! I'm most thankful for my soulmate who's always between my legs and who loves coming out wherever I can get him out. he's a small part of me, yet a huge part of who I am. I'm thankful for him, for my followers, and for all the beauty in the world 😁
I'm so glad deodorant hasn't polluted my pits for many, many years now. with the right frequency of showering, I can dial the scent up or down as I need to. nothing smells more masculine than a man's natural cologne. who thinks so too?
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm so glad deodorant hasn't polluted my pits for many, many years now. with the right frequency of showering, I can dial the scent up or down as I need to. nothing smells more masculine than a man's natural cologne. who thinks so too?
fundamentally, the Universe is the flow of energy, and your penis is an amazing conduit for channeling energy into your body. a solid, loving bate session leaves you centered, harmonized, and recharged. truly our penises are the best way to connect to the Universe around us. 😌
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
fundamentally, the Universe is the flow of energy, and your penis is an amazing conduit for channeling energy into your body. a solid, loving bate session leaves you centered, harmonized, and recharged. truly our penises are the best way to connect to the Universe around us. 😌
penises need time in the sun too. think of it as Vitamin D for your D 😂
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
penises need time in the sun too. think of it as Vitamin D for your D 😂
here's the reminder that I make $0 from my stuff. my real reward is fulfilling my penis's desire to be shown off. so if you like seeing him AND keeping your money, consider reposting him or leaving a message or comment with your thoughts about him. it makes us both very horny 😈
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
here's the reminder that I make $0 from my stuff. my real reward is fulfilling my penis's desire to be shown off. so if you like seeing him AND keeping your money, consider reposting him or leaving a message or comment with your thoughts about him. it makes us both very horny 😈
this is a great message from a great guy 🙂
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this is a great message from a great guy 🙂
guess what, brother? every. single. man. touches. his. penis. there's no need to feel shame or regret: this is what men are supposed to do. we have amazing lovers between our legs all the time. we're built for pleasure. we are so lucky. love your penis as often as you want ❤️❤️
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
guess what, brother? every. single. man. touches. his. penis. there's no need to feel shame or regret: this is what men are supposed to do. we have amazing lovers between our legs all the time. we're built for pleasure. we are so lucky. love your penis as often as you want ❤️❤️
another weekend morning, taking it slow and easy, stroking him and reminding him of my love, and feeling his love flowing back into me. I'm so unbelievably lucky that out of all the penises in the world, he's mine 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
another weekend morning, taking it slow and easy, stroking him and reminding him of my love, and feeling his love flowing back into me. I'm so unbelievably lucky that out of all the penises in the world, he's mine 🥰
you know that feeling when you see the most handsome guy ever, and you know he's your soulmate, and you can't wait to hold him and make love to him and show him off to everyone, because you love him and you love who you are with him?
that's the feeling I'm having in this pic 😂❤️
that's the feeling I'm having in this pic 😂❤️
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you know that feeling when you see the most handsome guy ever, and you know he's your soulmate, and you can't wait to hold him and make love to him and show him off to everyone, because you love him and you love who you are with him?
that's the feeling I'm having in this pic 😂❤️
that's the feeling I'm having in this pic 😂❤️
buttholes are magical places. I love edging with a toy in mine, or pleasuring another penis with mine, or edging my guy inside a sexy hole. everyone can feel so much joy. my mouth loves a musky hole, and I'm getting curious about their output too. it's an awesome part of a man.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
buttholes are magical places. I love edging with a toy in mine, or pleasuring another penis with mine, or edging my guy inside a sexy hole. everyone can feel so much joy. my mouth loves a musky hole, and I'm getting curious about their output too. it's an awesome part of a man.
on the dating apps, I try to subtly gauge how much a guy is into getting his ass eaten. if he's not into it, I say something like I have to go join a monastery now and I hope he has a nice life. 😂
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
on the dating apps, I try to subtly gauge how much a guy is into getting his ass eaten. if he's not into it, I say something like I have to go join a monastery now and I hope he has a nice life. 😂
here's an old survival trick I learned a long time ago: if you're lost in the desert, you can tell which way is north based on the shadow cast by your erect penis. I hope you won't ever *need* to know that, but at least now you're prepared!
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
here's an old survival trick I learned a long time ago: if you're lost in the desert, you can tell which way is north based on the shadow cast by your erect penis. I hope you won't ever *need* to know that, but at least now you're prepared!
sometimes, when I'm bored, I put my balls in my ass. 🤷
it's sort of like a squirrel storing nuts in a secure place for the winter.
it's sort of like a squirrel storing nuts in a secure place for the winter.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
sometimes, when I'm bored, I put my balls in my ass. 🤷
it's sort of like a squirrel storing nuts in a secure place for the winter.
it's sort of like a squirrel storing nuts in a secure place for the winter.
I've been cleaning out the folder where I store the nude pics I've already posted. there were over 1,200 files in there!! you people have really let me get carried away with showing off my penis and butt 😝😝 but now I guess I have to work on filling up the folder again...
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I've been cleaning out the folder where I store the nude pics I've already posted. there were over 1,200 files in there!! you people have really let me get carried away with showing off my penis and butt 😝😝 but now I guess I have to work on filling up the folder again...
he gets moody when he wants quality time and I can't give it to him. he can be demanding and finicky. he gets me in trouble sometimes. he's definitely a narcissist and an attention whore 😅 but he's still my perfect penis, and I'm so fucking lucky to be this in love with him 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
he gets moody when he wants quality time and I can't give it to him. he can be demanding and finicky. he gets me in trouble sometimes. he's definitely a narcissist and an attention whore 😅 but he's still my perfect penis, and I'm so fucking lucky to be this in love with him 🥰
I'm always nervous to touch another penis. the man is putting so much trust in me: his penis is important and I have to quickly figure out how to make him (the man & the penis) feel incredible. it's a lot of pressure but it's fun to meet new penises and learn what they enjoy. @pup-rocket.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm always nervous to touch another penis. the man is putting so much trust in me: his penis is important and I have to quickly figure out how to make him (the man & the penis) feel incredible. it's a lot of pressure but it's fun to meet new penises and learn what they enjoy. @pup-rocket.bsky.social
when I'm in a deep edge, I forget who I am. it's only about my penis and his pleasure. whether he's in my hand, or in a mouth, or in a butt: it's just him. I love surrendering to him, and being an extension of him. he deserves being in the spotlight and having all the pleasure.
November 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
when I'm in a deep edge, I forget who I am. it's only about my penis and his pleasure. whether he's in my hand, or in a mouth, or in a butt: it's just him. I love surrendering to him, and being an extension of him. he deserves being in the spotlight and having all the pleasure.
everything started making so much more sense when I realized the center of my life, my soul, my identity, and my love had been between my legs all along.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
everything started making so much more sense when I realized the center of my life, my soul, my identity, and my love had been between my legs all along.