"The ball is in your camp."

"The way you make your bed, you go to bed."

Boss: “Yes, when we get the marketing campaign going, we can start to drip on them.”
Me: “Uhhh…”
Boss: “We can start the dripping campaign?”
Me: “Why do you have to make marketing sound so…damp?”

Boss: Saturday I gave my girlfriend a key to my house.
Me: Wow! That's impressively committed of you.
Boss: Sunday I changed the locks.
Me: (stares)
Boss: What? I wanted a keypad lock. Don't worry, I'll give her the code. Later.

Things my French boss says:

Boss: Yes, when I meet her tonight, I will fill her up.
Me: Um.
Boss: What?
Me: Do you mean fill her in?

Things my French boss says:

Me: When you walk like that, you look like a creeper.
Boss: Jeeper!
Me: (Stares in confusion)
Boss: You know, creeper-jeeper?

This my French boss says:

Boss: You must be so funny when you cry.

Things my French boss says:
 
Boss: I’m going to beat that bush until it catches on fire.
Me: “Whaaaaat?”
Boss: You know, like from the Bible.

Things my French boss says:

Boss: Hacks up a lung with his mouth open
Me: (Stares silently)
Boss: “What? It’s cute.”