It's been nice and cold lately but only problem is.. I can't turn on my heater because it makes the fire alarm go off. Am I screwed

EXACTLY SO DONT BE THE REASON IT DIES. ITS LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

Shut up and tell me what you want for Christmas or I'll set the tree on fire.

Yeah because I beat your ass.

Listen nothing angers me more than Mario Party.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☠ Elijah Jasper Scaletta. ☠

'95. Writer. Music lover. Pumpkin King.
FL/RP. Slytherin. Horror enthusiast. He/him.

"What's your favorite scary movie?"
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You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it. You're never gonna make it.

Really wanting to disappear into the void today.

Good morning. I'm so happy it's Friday.

BROTHER I NEED A “SAVED DRAFTS” OPTION!!! TODAY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP HOT TAKES LOCKED AND LOADED IN THE CHAMBER @bsky.app