SONIC『郵便屋』
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Hyper-speed blue hedgehog, and your local courier. 「Postal AU」 PARODY OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.
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“ Highway's too slow for me, bud. ”
#SonicRP - #SEGARP - #MVRP

「Postal AU」

🔁 + ♥ appreciated
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic grins as the hedgehog hesitantly takes a seat beside him.

“ Hey, I might not be dark and brooding, but I still know how to take in the view. ”

He chuckled, before he tilted his head.

“ You talk like ya know me. Should I recognise you? I don't think I'd forget those red streaks. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Never even realised there are that many rules on the internet! ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic leaned back, glancing over at the new figure who appeared.

“ Whoa, didn't see you there. Smooth moves. ”

He smiled, shifting over for him to join.

“Well, y'know, running around is my thing, but I like to keep it chill sometimes. Why, you lookin' for some trouble? ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic sat at the top of a large marquee in the street, his legs dangling in front of the advertisement for a concert. He looked down at the people hustling and bustling about. He let out a whistle.

“ Big world. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
|| iceQube

First, welcome! Second, there's a lot to cover in the past 33 years of Sonic stuff! I think a good way to learn about the Sonic cast is through Sonic X or IDW, which are pretty new-fan-friendly.

That aside, people are usually happy to talk about their muse. It's their muse, after all.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Right, right. ”

He took up another stone, looking out at the water.

“ Alright Sir Self-Proclaimed Softy, let's see you skip. Loser pays for lunch! ”

He tossed, the stone skipping a solid seven or so times across the river.
cha0shedgeh0g.bsky.social

ᅠᅠHis eyes fell on the stone being offered by the blue Hedgehog, which Moody Hedgehog carefully took with one hand .

ᅠᅠᅠ"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not carrying any edge."

ᅠᅠHe pretended.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic picked up another stone, meeting the moody hedgehog with a smirk.

“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”

He held the stone, putting it on offer.

“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic picked up another stone, meeting the moody hedgehog with a smirk.

“ Why? 'Cause it's fun. ”

He held the stone, putting it on offer.

“ You oughta try it! Might help soften that edge you're carryin' around. ”
cha0shedgeh0g.bsky.social

ᅠᅠᅠ" Why are you doing that ? . . "
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
He tossed a stone, watching it skip across the river, letting out a pleased whistle as it finally sunk with a 'plonk'.

“ Heh! Still got it. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
|| iceQube

No, no, it's not that. Capitalising names is respectful, you're all good.

His name is Takashi Iizuka.

Like "iizuka".

L doesn't really exist in Japanese.
dreamprotector.bsky.social
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Shshhsh I am tired and thought the L should’ve been capitalized, don’t call me out like thisgshshs
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
|| iceQube

I've always wondered why some people spell Iizuka as Lizuka.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
|| iceQube

I've always wondered why some people spell Iizuka as Lizuka.
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
dreamprotector.bsky.social
𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!~

#BSKYRP>

#SegaRP #SonicRP #MVRP #SFWRP
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
He tossed a stone, watching it skip across the river, letting out a pleased whistle as it finally sunk with a 'plonk'.

“ Heh! Still got it. ”
Reposted by SONIC『郵便屋』
poppunkmongoose.bsky.social
💜 🎤

𝘊𝘶𝘻’ 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 , 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?

𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 ? 🎤 💜

#sonicrp #mvrp
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Makes sense to me! Lots of tourists and a sweet archeological site, gotta make it easy to access. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Hm. Guess not! But the Mystic Ruins are way closer to Station Square and Central City than Future City is. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Isn't it weird that we have a metro line straight to Future City? ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
He's wandering the aisles of a local book store at Station Square, occasionally taking out a book and reading through a random selection of pages.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Frigid air, up in Holoska. Sonic walked along, ruffling his fur in the cold.

“ Weird client. In a cool way. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
There's a grim energy coming from this package. He didn't like the way it felt. But nevertheless, in the bag it goes.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
“ Alright! I've got it for sure, this time! ”

Once again, Sonic goes to war with his portable stove, hoping to make something nice.
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic took in a slow breath, taking in the sight of the small village up ahead.

“ I get that, but where do I come in? It would make more sense to talk to someone a bit more in-the-know about all that robot stuff, right? ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
As their fists collided, Sonic let out a faint "Ayy!", before he turned his eyes back to the water. His expression relaxed as he settled in.

“ Not much of a traveller? Chun-nan's out west of here, big ol' continent. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it! ”
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A fist bump is given in response, with a little extra flair at the end.

"Oh, this old thing ? It's just an antique I picked up on my travels."

Matthias adjusts himself, cyan eyes flitting from Sonic's emerald hues to the sparkling water with a hawkish focus.

"Uh, what's Chun-nan, though ?"
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic met his laboured throw with a faint whistle, casually impressed with the man's strength.

“ Name's Sonic. ”

He said in response, offering out a fist to bump.

“ Cool rod, looks like the kind you see in Chun-nan. ”
expresshedgehog.bsky.social
Sonic nodded, giving the bot a pat on the head.

“ Hey, I'm sure you two will figure it out eventually. ”

He offered his usual smile, brought back up from its simmer.

“ So, you mentioned you need me to help you out? ”