These Exquisite Nightmares
@exquisitenghtmares.bsky.social
A Stranger Things Monsterlover Fanzine. Not for profit. 18+
Pitches open Halloween - November 30.
Mods: aidaronan, cuips-not-cute, maryofdoom
Pitches open Halloween - November 30.
Mods: aidaronan, cuips-not-cute, maryofdoom
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Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
E-mails have been sent out!!
Please check your emails (and spam folders!) for more info about scheduling as well as a link to an optional discord.
Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a pitch!! We're so excited to see what people create!!
Please check your emails (and spam folders!) for more info about scheduling as well as a link to an optional discord.
Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a pitch!! We're so excited to see what people create!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
E-mails have been sent out!!
Please check your emails (and spam folders!) for more info about scheduling as well as a link to an optional discord.
Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a pitch!! We're so excited to see what people create!!
Please check your emails (and spam folders!) for more info about scheduling as well as a link to an optional discord.
Thank you so much to everyone who submitted a pitch!! We're so excited to see what people create!!
Thank you to everyone who threw us a pitch. You'll be hearing from us soon. 💖
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thank you to everyone who threw us a pitch. You'll be hearing from us soon. 💖
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Yeah! What she* said!
*me. it's still me.
*me. it's still me.
Ten (TEN!!!) hours left for you to pitch to @exquisitenghtmares.bsky.social.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yeah! What she* said!
*me. it's still me.
*me. it's still me.
Reposted by These Exquisite Nightmares
Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
Kinda #st5spoilers (from the person who has seen 2/4 of the current eps) - but there is plentyyyy of room for ships like, oh, we don't know... rockie? mayhaps stonathan?
Reminder this is JUST a pitch and you don't have to make the damn thing yet.
Reminder this is JUST a pitch and you don't have to make the damn thing yet.
beaks and talons, fur and scales
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kinda #st5spoilers (from the person who has seen 2/4 of the current eps) - but there is plentyyyy of room for ships like, oh, we don't know... rockie? mayhaps stonathan?
Reminder this is JUST a pitch and you don't have to make the damn thing yet.
Reminder this is JUST a pitch and you don't have to make the damn thing yet.
beaks and talons, fur and scales
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
beaks and talons, fur and scales
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
sharpest canines, prehensile tails
options? oh, you've got a ton
days left to pitch though? only one.
#strangerthings #fanzine #monsters
forms.gle/DP4S7AvGvguk...
Hickory dickory dock
Vecna's obsessed with clocks
We hope our faves kill him
But in the meantime
Let's write about monster co
Pitches close Sunday at midnight.
forms.gle/suGqEuwkKxSc...
Vecna's obsessed with clocks
We hope our faves kill him
But in the meantime
Let's write about monster co
Pitches close Sunday at midnight.
forms.gle/suGqEuwkKxSc...
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hickory dickory dock
Vecna's obsessed with clocks
We hope our faves kill him
But in the meantime
Let's write about monster co
Pitches close Sunday at midnight.
forms.gle/suGqEuwkKxSc...
Vecna's obsessed with clocks
We hope our faves kill him
But in the meantime
Let's write about monster co
Pitches close Sunday at midnight.
forms.gle/suGqEuwkKxSc...
Feeling some inspo from the new season? Some new dolls you want to monsterfy and make kiss? Some old dolls you're seeing in a new light?
Well guess what you can do about it...
forms.gle/bDpy2N1dQuqL...
Well guess what you can do about it...
forms.gle/bDpy2N1dQuqL...
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Feeling some inspo from the new season? Some new dolls you want to monsterfy and make kiss? Some old dolls you're seeing in a new light?
Well guess what you can do about it...
forms.gle/bDpy2N1dQuqL...
Well guess what you can do about it...
forms.gle/bDpy2N1dQuqL...
i dreamed that i went to the "i'm in a stranger things monsterfucker zine bc i pitched absolute filth to aida, cuips, and mary when i had the chance" club
and you were there and you were there and you w
forms.gle/bqfSuFDiPzzB...
and you were there and you were there and you w
forms.gle/bqfSuFDiPzzB...
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i dreamed that i went to the "i'm in a stranger things monsterfucker zine bc i pitched absolute filth to aida, cuips, and mary when i had the chance" club
and you were there and you were there and you w
forms.gle/bqfSuFDiPzzB...
and you were there and you were there and you w
forms.gle/bqfSuFDiPzzB...
the pitches are mounting
just like that one character you like mounts that other character you like.
ayyyyy! high five!!
anyways. send us your most decadent and depraved concepts. xoxo.
just like that one character you like mounts that other character you like.
ayyyyy! high five!!
anyways. send us your most decadent and depraved concepts. xoxo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
the pitches are mounting
just like that one character you like mounts that other character you like.
ayyyyy! high five!!
anyways. send us your most decadent and depraved concepts. xoxo.
just like that one character you like mounts that other character you like.
ayyyyy! high five!!
anyways. send us your most decadent and depraved concepts. xoxo.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
[clock chime sounds]
Toss your pitches in the pitch hole before it's too late.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Toss your pitches in the pitch hole before it's too late.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
[clock chime sounds]
Toss your pitches in the pitch hole before it's too late.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Toss your pitches in the pitch hole before it's too late.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Reminder we want your sapphic monster pitches real bad. Ronance. Buckingham. Bubblescoops. Bancy. Wheelingham. Rockie. Send 'em.
We want your poly ones too. Maybe your fave has two hands. Maybe she has seven scaly appendages she uses to latch onto all her girlfriends. You tell us.
We want your poly ones too. Maybe your fave has two hands. Maybe she has seven scaly appendages she uses to latch onto all her girlfriends. You tell us.
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder we want your sapphic monster pitches real bad. Ronance. Buckingham. Bubblescoops. Bancy. Wheelingham. Rockie. Send 'em.
We want your poly ones too. Maybe your fave has two hands. Maybe she has seven scaly appendages she uses to latch onto all her girlfriends. You tell us.
We want your poly ones too. Maybe your fave has two hands. Maybe she has seven scaly appendages she uses to latch onto all her girlfriends. You tell us.
Reposted by These Exquisite Nightmares
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Aside from Steve and Eddie, the character we've received the most pitches for is Argyle. It's what he deserves tbh.
Reminder we're open all month so you have plenty of time.
Reminder we're open all month so you have plenty of time.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Aside from Steve and Eddie, the character we've received the most pitches for is Argyle. It's what he deserves tbh.
Reminder we're open all month so you have plenty of time.
Reminder we're open all month so you have plenty of time.
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.
Let's go.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
The werewolves are howling. The demons, they dance.
There's monsters afoot, babe. Why's your fave wearing pants?
Friday. Hit us with your best, freaks.
There's monsters afoot, babe. Why's your fave wearing pants?
Friday. Hit us with your best, freaks.
Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The werewolves are howling. The demons, they dance.
There's monsters afoot, babe. Why's your fave wearing pants?
Friday. Hit us with your best, freaks.
There's monsters afoot, babe. Why's your fave wearing pants?
Friday. Hit us with your best, freaks.
Reminder this zine is open not only for #steddie creations but for #ronance #buckingham #jargyle #stonathan and just about any other ship you can dream up (including poly ships and your fave rarepairs!)
Also open to solo character scenes/art.
Monsterfy your blorbos today! It's what they deserve.
Also open to solo character scenes/art.
Monsterfy your blorbos today! It's what they deserve.
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reminder this zine is open not only for #steddie creations but for #ronance #buckingham #jargyle #stonathan and just about any other ship you can dream up (including poly ships and your fave rarepairs!)
Also open to solo character scenes/art.
Monsterfy your blorbos today! It's what they deserve.
Also open to solo character scenes/art.
Monsterfy your blorbos today! It's what they deserve.
Reposted by These Exquisite Nightmares
Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Light the jack o' lanterns and cackle like witches.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.
For on All Hallow's Eve, we open for pitches.
These Exquisite Nightmares - A Stranger Things Monster Fanzine. By adults for adults.