Genius Inventory Extraordinaire!
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18+ / Crossover friendly / Multiship / literate rp / #Fantarps
His friends did it! He is beyond excited to have seen them again.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
His friends did it! He is beyond excited to have seen them again.
Hiiisssss
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hiiisssss
[🪽]
He paused for a moment and looked at the lamb before setting it down. "I do not want a pet I want a minion! Sspecifically my Egg Boiss!!" He raised a hand up he was a asking more so demanding.
He paused for a moment and looked at the lamb before setting it down. "I do not want a pet I want a minion! Sspecifically my Egg Boiss!!" He raised a hand up he was a asking more so demanding.
Don't think he was supposed to steal it. She dashes over to him stopping him by standing infront of him smiling nervously being kind as much as she could so she wouldn't hurt his little snek feelings.
>Hoooooold on there—! Pentious you can't take him . . .BUT! I can take you the petshop~! 💜
>Hoooooold on there—! Pentious you can't take him . . .BUT! I can take you the petshop~! 💜
"Ha ha ha! Yessss." He suddenly picked up the little lamb.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
[🪽]
He paused for a moment and looked at the lamb before setting it down. "I do not want a pet I want a minion! Sspecifically my Egg Boiss!!" He raised a hand up he was a asking more so demanding.
He paused for a moment and looked at the lamb before setting it down. "I do not want a pet I want a minion! Sspecifically my Egg Boiss!!" He raised a hand up he was a asking more so demanding.
[🪽]
"How am I Ssupposed to know?!" He rested his hand to his chest.
"One minute I'm tryin' to Ssave my friendss and now I'm 'ere?!"
"How am I Ssupposed to know?!" He rested his hand to his chest.
"One minute I'm tryin' to Ssave my friendss and now I'm 'ere?!"
OOOOOOHHH!!
Yeah, I blasted your slithery ass and somehow you ended up here. What — how?? Why??
Yeah, I blasted your slithery ass and somehow you ended up here. What — how?? Why??
[🪽]
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
[🪽]
"How am I Ssupposed to know?!" He rested his hand to his chest.
"One minute I'm tryin' to Ssave my friendss and now I'm 'ere?!"
"How am I Ssupposed to know?!" He rested his hand to his chest.
"One minute I'm tryin' to Ssave my friendss and now I'm 'ere?!"
"Ha ha ha! Yessss." He suddenly picked up the little lamb.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
The little seraphim squealed out of excitement she clapped her hands together excitedly jumping up and down.
Her eyes sparkling with excitement viewing the adorable precious view watching Sir pentious actually enjoying himself.
"SEEEEEE—??? AINT IT FUN—?!! AWWW—!! 💜"
Her eyes sparkling with excitement viewing the adorable precious view watching Sir pentious actually enjoying himself.
"SEEEEEE—??? AINT IT FUN—?!! AWWW—!! 💜"
As she leaned on him he stared at her with a surprised look before letting out a faint little sigh.
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Ha ha ha! Yessss." He suddenly picked up the little lamb.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
"Perhaps you could be my new companion!" He immediately was thinking of the eggs. "You're not as sound or fragile but this could do quite nicely!" He was already slithering away with it.
[🪽]
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
And who are you? I mean, I kinda know you… in some way I guess but like… you seem awfully familiar. I know you’re one of Charlie’s lame friends.. probably.
[🪽]
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
[🪽]
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
*pause then literally points to himself and waves*
You LITERALLY killed me!!!
*Hiss*
//tdlr if you get the meme you get browny points C:
Wheezing //
Wheezing //
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
//tdlr if you get the meme you get browny points C:
Wheezing //
Wheezing //
I'm making a call out post to say that Adam is a bitch ass motherfucker and that he pissed on my wife! He took out his big fat dick and slapped it on the fucking table and just pissed on MY wife! So I'm making a call out post because he said his dick was THIS big and I said that's disgusting.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm making a call out post to say that Adam is a bitch ass motherfucker and that he pissed on my wife! He took out his big fat dick and slapped it on the fucking table and just pissed on MY wife! So I'm making a call out post because he said his dick was THIS big and I said that's disgusting.
[🪽]
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
The fuck? Who let you up here-? *he’s squinting at the snake demon and ruffled his feathers*
He doesn't like that very much :C
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
[🪽]
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question.
*Hiss*
As she leaned on him he stared at her with a surprised look before letting out a faint little sigh.
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
(OH NO. she's ...doing the FACE whenever she WANTED something. the puppy pout face she made small whimpers looking up at him leaning her chin against his chest)
> . . .
> . . .
"No....no need to call me that-." He needed a moment to compose himself as they arrived no entry fee or anything. Heaven definitely was generous.
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
As she leaned on him he stared at her with a surprised look before letting out a faint little sigh.
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
"Alright fine fine. Come here little lamb!!" He immediately went to go for it, wincing and closing his eyes as he put his hand out thinking it would bite him only for the little sheep to bleat-
His eggs are his emotional support eggs.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
His eggs are his emotional support eggs.
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🎶 Yeah, when all's said and done,
There's the question of fun,
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment! 🎶
💛 + 🔄
🎸: SFW/NSFW (Story preferred)
🎸: Kinks discussed in DMs
🎸: Semi-Canon interpretation
#HazbinhotelRP
#HHRP
#MVRP
#OpenDMs
There's the question of fun,
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment! 🎶
💛 + 🔄
🎸: SFW/NSFW (Story preferred)
🎸: Kinks discussed in DMs
🎸: Semi-Canon interpretation
#HazbinhotelRP
#HHRP
#MVRP
#OpenDMs
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November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶 Yeah, when all's said and done,
There's the question of fun,
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment! 🎶
💛 + 🔄
🎸: SFW/NSFW (Story preferred)
🎸: Kinks discussed in DMs
🎸: Semi-Canon interpretation
#HazbinhotelRP
#HHRP
#MVRP
#OpenDMs
There's the question of fun,
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment! 🎶
💛 + 🔄
🎸: SFW/NSFW (Story preferred)
🎸: Kinks discussed in DMs
🎸: Semi-Canon interpretation
#HazbinhotelRP
#HHRP
#MVRP
#OpenDMs
He doesn't like that very much :C
Oh boy, two Adams!! Hell yeah!! Sounds amazing >:3
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He doesn't like that very much :C
"No....no need to call me that-." He needed a moment to compose himself as they arrived no entry fee or anything. Heaven definitely was generous.
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
>BECAUSE ITS FUN YOU SILLY WILLY HEHE~!!
(they finally made it oof. She's pretty fast She didn't seem to lose breath she was holding onto his arm closely and squealing jumping up and down pointing at the little cute angelic Baby lamb)
>LOOK AT IT PENTTY AIN'T IT ADORABLE? ~!! GO ON!! PET IT!! 💜💜💜
(they finally made it oof. She's pretty fast She didn't seem to lose breath she was holding onto his arm closely and squealing jumping up and down pointing at the little cute angelic Baby lamb)
>LOOK AT IT PENTTY AIN'T IT ADORABLE? ~!! GO ON!! PET IT!! 💜💜💜
[🪽]
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"No....no need to call me that-." He needed a moment to compose himself as they arrived no entry fee or anything. Heaven definitely was generous.
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
As he looked at the lambs he went a little bright eyed they were cute (dammit).
"I...I think I'm fine just looking at them if you don't mind."
[🪽]
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
>WELL~!! NOT JUST FOR KIDDIES
BUT FOR EVERYONE!!! LIKE YOU AND ME! AND EVERYONEEEE!!
COME ON!! WE GOTTA GO AND SEE THEM!!
(Emily acts quickly by locking her arm with his and drags him away excitedly. Goodness somone put her on a leash she's out of control)
>THEY'RE SO FLUFFY PENTTY~! 💜💜💜
BUT FOR EVERYONE!!! LIKE YOU AND ME! AND EVERYONEEEE!!
COME ON!! WE GOTTA GO AND SEE THEM!!
(Emily acts quickly by locking her arm with his and drags him away excitedly. Goodness somone put her on a leash she's out of control)
>THEY'RE SO FLUFFY PENTTY~! 💜💜💜
[🪽]
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[🪽]
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
Her spunk definitely reminded him of a certain Princess but getting yelled at and dragged all day was surely...something.
As she grabbed him he slithered away with her trying to keep up.
"W-what exactly is fluffy and why are WE YELLING?!?"
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❝ 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. ❞
Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel
Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
❝ 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. ❞
Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel
Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel
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☆Head Seraphim in Heaven
☆ Canon Divergent Sera
¤ Adored by Xixi
☆ Canon Divergent Sera
¤ Adored by Xixi
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August 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
☆Head Seraphim in Heaven
☆ Canon Divergent Sera
¤ Adored by Xixi
☆ Canon Divergent Sera
¤ Adored by Xixi
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❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢! ❞
Canon/independent portrayal of Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel
Canon/independent portrayal of Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢! ❞
Canon/independent portrayal of Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel
Canon/independent portrayal of Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel
[🪽]
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
(Oh no. She just had an idea.
The corners of her lips curled up into a large smile. As her eyes sparkled with excitement)
>GAAAAAAAAAAASP—
>YOU REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING!!! OH MY GOSH!!! I HAVE TO TAKE TO THE . . . PETTING ZOOOOOO!!! 💜💜💜
The corners of her lips curled up into a large smile. As her eyes sparkled with excitement)
>GAAAAAAAAAAASP—
>YOU REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING!!! OH MY GOSH!!! I HAVE TO TAKE TO THE . . . PETTING ZOOOOOO!!! 💜💜💜
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[🪽]
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
"The petting Zoo you say? Like one of those for the kiddies? Is that what the new thing they added before my time?"
He quirked a brow and stared at her. He wasn't sure if he was going to be so impressed. He was still in deep grief.
[🪽] He's nervous to even ask, nothing thrown at him has made him feel any better.
"Irrr...Miss Emily. I think I'm done with the showing of the heavens and wut not."
"Irrr...Miss Emily. I think I'm done with the showing of the heavens and wut not."
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
[🪽] He's nervous to even ask, nothing thrown at him has made him feel any better.
"Irrr...Miss Emily. I think I'm done with the showing of the heavens and wut not."
"Irrr...Miss Emily. I think I'm done with the showing of the heavens and wut not."
"Surely the V's will notice me after I finally win my FIRST turfwar! Nothing can stop me when I go full "guns a blazing" with these uhhh ...guns!!!"
He was trying to hype himself up with his egg minions cheering him on.
He was trying to hype himself up with his egg minions cheering him on.
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Surely the V's will notice me after I finally win my FIRST turfwar! Nothing can stop me when I go full "guns a blazing" with these uhhh ...guns!!!"
He was trying to hype himself up with his egg minions cheering him on.
He was trying to hype himself up with his egg minions cheering him on.
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the GREAT Sir Pentious!!"
🐍 - Independent Portrayal
🐍 - Ships with Chem
🐍- Will switch between Sinner and Winner Portrayal (🪽)
🐍 - Mostly Literate but can do crack
#HHRP #HBRP
Written by: Fanta
🐍 - Independent Portrayal
🐍 - Ships with Chem
🐍- Will switch between Sinner and Winner Portrayal (🪽)
🐍 - Mostly Literate but can do crack
#HHRP #HBRP
Written by: Fanta
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November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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~ 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩! ~
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 PM
~ 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩! ~
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -
- Non Lewd -
- #HelluvaBossRP / #HazbinHotelRP -
- Serious/Crack/Banter -
- Multiship -
- Written by #AvalynTheAccursed -