Mark
@f0xinthehound.bsky.social
LMT in the Maryland/DC area. NSFW
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Mark
@f0xinthehound.bsky.social
· Mar 9
Hello welcome to my bedroom, if I can be of any assistance please let me know.
Cooked a ton of food today and then realized when I sat down with everyone that I wasn’t even hungry because I munched on the extra bits all morning 🥲
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cooked a ton of food today and then realized when I sat down with everyone that I wasn’t even hungry because I munched on the extra bits all morning 🥲
I’ve slept literally 2 hours in the last 2 days because my adhd brain legitimately forgets I laid down to go to sleep not play in my phone for 8 hours
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’ve slept literally 2 hours in the last 2 days because my adhd brain legitimately forgets I laid down to go to sleep not play in my phone for 8 hours
Ham is rolled, midwestern abomination is prepped, and the eggs are boiled in anticipation
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ham is rolled, midwestern abomination is prepped, and the eggs are boiled in anticipation
I procrastinated too close to the sun so now I have to write a 10 page paper, a reflective essay on utilitarianism, and a create a PowerPoint presentation on health marketing strategies
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I procrastinated too close to the sun so now I have to write a 10 page paper, a reflective essay on utilitarianism, and a create a PowerPoint presentation on health marketing strategies
Been weirdly into Phasmophobia lately and I’ve learned a few things.
The ghost does not like being called a piss boy
If you say “there’s no way we’ll get prison” when you vote random, you’re gonna get the prison.
And Nell’s diner hates me.
The ghost does not like being called a piss boy
If you say “there’s no way we’ll get prison” when you vote random, you’re gonna get the prison.
And Nell’s diner hates me.
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Been weirdly into Phasmophobia lately and I’ve learned a few things.
The ghost does not like being called a piss boy
If you say “there’s no way we’ll get prison” when you vote random, you’re gonna get the prison.
And Nell’s diner hates me.
The ghost does not like being called a piss boy
If you say “there’s no way we’ll get prison” when you vote random, you’re gonna get the prison.
And Nell’s diner hates me.
I injured myself sleeping last night. I need a massage. 🥲
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I injured myself sleeping last night. I need a massage. 🥲
Love being awake at 7am so my interpersonal communications teacher can talk about how he was once made uncomfortable because he had to say his pronouns in an ice breaker.
This entire class is the epitome of “this could have been an email”
This entire class is the epitome of “this could have been an email”
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Love being awake at 7am so my interpersonal communications teacher can talk about how he was once made uncomfortable because he had to say his pronouns in an ice breaker.
This entire class is the epitome of “this could have been an email”
This entire class is the epitome of “this could have been an email”
My roommate consistently lets her dog outside without any sort of leash or even the E-collar knowing her dog tries to bite strangers. And is constantly shocked when her dog tries to bite strangers.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My roommate consistently lets her dog outside without any sort of leash or even the E-collar knowing her dog tries to bite strangers. And is constantly shocked when her dog tries to bite strangers.
Problem with these shorts is that things tend to slip out.
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Problem with these shorts is that things tend to slip out.
Monochromatic Monday, yea?
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Monochromatic Monday, yea?
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
My toxic trait is that I romance Shane in stardew valley.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My toxic trait is that I romance Shane in stardew valley.
Another significant portion of my life is cleaning vast amounts of slobber off myself, the floor, the dog, and the walls.
A significant portion of my daily life is devoted to pulling random dog hairs out of my mouth. We love shedding breeds.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Another significant portion of my life is cleaning vast amounts of slobber off myself, the floor, the dog, and the walls.
A significant portion of my daily life is devoted to pulling random dog hairs out of my mouth. We love shedding breeds.
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A significant portion of my daily life is devoted to pulling random dog hairs out of my mouth. We love shedding breeds.
My car is doing this neat thing where when I press the brakes it panics and flashes a bunch of warnings and tells me the hill assist isn’t active.
Babe chill it’s not the serious the road is flat
Babe chill it’s not the serious the road is flat
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My car is doing this neat thing where when I press the brakes it panics and flashes a bunch of warnings and tells me the hill assist isn’t active.
Babe chill it’s not the serious the road is flat
Babe chill it’s not the serious the road is flat
Trying to lure in a big spoon for the winter
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trying to lure in a big spoon for the winter
I get sick maybe once every couple years and usually it sucks but this time it’s just a cough that absolutely will not go away and it’s so annoying
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I get sick maybe once every couple years and usually it sucks but this time it’s just a cough that absolutely will not go away and it’s so annoying
Starting a fire with a ferro rod makes me feel way cooler than it should
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Starting a fire with a ferro rod makes me feel way cooler than it should
Quick break from mowing the lawn
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Quick break from mowing the lawn
Hyped up on chai tea and espresso ready to go sit back in bed and play video games 💪
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hyped up on chai tea and espresso ready to go sit back in bed and play video games 💪
I was fully wrong it was in fact just a rock
Brb convincing myself this rock with a bunch of quartz sticking out of it has a tiny footprint.
I’m gonna try to crack it later and see if there’s something cool inside.
I’m gonna try to crack it later and see if there’s something cool inside.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was fully wrong it was in fact just a rock
Finished outer worlds 2 thinking I did a great job of managing the different factions and saving lots of people until the end credits where I found out I did a bad job and actually caused a lot of extra deaths. 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Finished outer worlds 2 thinking I did a great job of managing the different factions and saving lots of people until the end credits where I found out I did a bad job and actually caused a lot of extra deaths. 🥲
My roommate is going on a date to try and replace me with a straight man. The audacity of women.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My roommate is going on a date to try and replace me with a straight man. The audacity of women.
Once again at a point in my life where I have to convince myself not to get a septum piercing
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Once again at a point in my life where I have to convince myself not to get a septum piercing