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You can get slapped by your own teammate and still beat Manchester United: defector.com/you-can-get-...
You Can Get Slapped By Your Own Teammate And Still Beat Manchester United | Defector
For about a decade at Manchester United there have been too many organizational resets, false dawns, and moments of humiliation to count. Grab any slice of results from this era and you can tell…
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November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everton win with 10 men at Old Trafford after having a player sent off for slapping his own teammate.

I hope Ferguson has to watch this. The shame.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
saw the Everton score and fell to my knees at Walmart
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
As backstory Eberechi Eze was a childhood arsenal fan and played for their academy before being released. This summer he signed with Arsenal but only after it was reported he was about to sign with T*ttenham, their biggest rival.

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November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
what about now
Eberechi Eze has scored four goals in his last four Premier League games against Spurs. It had to be him purely for banter.

#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Fuck off T*ttenham I’m a gooner now
Eberechi Eze has scored four goals in his last four Premier League games against Spurs. It had to be him purely for banter.

#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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In tifo terms, this is Forest going from the cusp of the relegation zone to UCL dreaming
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🥰🥰🥰 that tifo 🥰🥰🥰
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Arne Slot bald fraud
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@eastbayry.bsky.social @bezzerkker.bsky.social Just walked by Sam Dickinson and he’s fuckin enormous
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Askarov should of bench pressed the net
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
stop in front of the net fffffffff
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Celebrini OT winner on deck no worries
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Soccer has the Puskas award for goal of the year. Hockey should give out the Ovie award for that.

Anyhow if Will Smith tucked that he would have won.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
We need a name for an empty net capped hat trick. It’s not the same thing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So funny hearing the espn panel blast a ref for the “late” call on Bedard. Ref takes five seconds to weigh the situation before making the call.

Bedard waved his stick in the ref’s face. It’s the right call.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The Bills: are shit
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Scoring a shortie should flip the penalty. Like if you score a SHG with 1:15 left in the penalty your guy comes out and they have to be down a guy for 1:15.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
until then nobody cares, signed “wearing shitty clothes in first class because I can”
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you can let me know how you feel about my attire for air travel when you buy the ticket
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
who let the cowboys and raiders play each other on prime time? i want answers
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi reinventing the phenotype of woman who out of nowhere tells the whole town "Yea have I held Congreʃs with his Body, whom the Fearful call 'Accuʃer', and many Times have I felt his huʃbandly Muʃcle move within me as he did whiʃper in mine ear Tales of wretched Medicines moʃt unʃavoury"
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Great answer here
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This might be the worst thing that’s happened to real madrid fans since Declan Rice @tvsbrent.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM