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Explaining to my wife that somebody shit in my pants.
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Explaining to my wife that somebody shit in my pants.
[me, an idiot]: the stock market is up today Trump is good again
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
[me, an idiot]: the stock market is up today Trump is good again
Explaining to my wife that somebody shit in my pants.
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Explaining to my wife that somebody shit in my pants.
Plenty of good seats available at the San Siro. Thought they were passionate about football there.
January 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Plenty of good seats available at the San Siro. Thought they were passionate about football there.
The most likable team in the league for a reason
Desharnais says hello to Matthew Tkachuk again. The two had acquainted in an earlier scrum.
#TheFutureIsTeal 0, #TimeToHunt 0
#TheFutureIsTeal 0, #TimeToHunt 0
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The most likable team in the league for a reason
the guy singing the anthem at the Bears game fuckin rules
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
the guy singing the anthem at the Bears game fuckin rules
boutte boutte boutte boutte rockin everywhere
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
boutte boutte boutte boutte rockin everywhere
No Brady. No Mahomes. Lost in the divisional round.
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
No Brady. No Mahomes. Lost in the divisional round.
Assna boys are on a bender
Thomas Frank is a silver member
Thomas Frank is a silver member
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Assna boys are on a bender
Thomas Frank is a silver member
Thomas Frank is a silver member
bout to drink nicaraguan coldies in a parking lot
January 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
bout to drink nicaraguan coldies in a parking lot
Watching my first two minutes of Leafs hockey this year
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Watching my first two minutes of Leafs hockey this year
this is fuckin hysterical we're so cooked
Black, gay, unemployed, and on Medicaid. Boy, do I have some bad news for this dummy.
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
this is fuckin hysterical we're so cooked
Meanwhile in the instagram comments people are discussing how they place their own food delivery orders and pick it up themselves and get paid for it.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Meanwhile in the instagram comments people are discussing how they place their own food delivery orders and pick it up themselves and get paid for it.
(Only S1 was any good)
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January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
(Only S1 was any good)
lol at spending big bucks in Pittsburgh to watch your team shit the bed for the seventh time in a row
January 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
lol at spending big bucks in Pittsburgh to watch your team shit the bed for the seventh time in a row
avxwords.com is done by the Onion folks and have had weeks featuring puzzles by trans puzzlemakers.
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
avxwords.com is done by the Onion folks and have had weeks featuring puzzles by trans puzzlemakers.
🚨Will Smith full contact jersey alarm🚨
Optional skate today for the #SJSharks. On the ice currently: Iorio, Klingberg, Mukhamadullin, Askarov, Ned, Misa, Leddy, Goodrow, Desharnais, Regenda, Skinner, Grad, Chernyshov, and Smith (who is in a normal teal)
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
🚨Will Smith full contact jersey alarm🚨
Grimsby Town betting favorites against Wolves.
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Grimsby Town betting favorites against Wolves.