Rich Holmes
@fablecorp.bsky.social
Ex-Navy. Ex-athlete. Ex-X (kinda funny). Philosopher. Master debater. Jack-of-all-Trades, Master of some. Historian. Writer. Broke Philanthropist. Supporter of Civil Rights. Believer in meritocracy. Realist to moderate Woke. 🚫MAGA 🚫PORN 🚫CRYPTO 🚫DM
Time for something a little lighter. I get sick of Tramp/Magats taking up all our brain waves.
I can't take credit for this Holiday classic, but what really grabs my petard...I remembered this from heart. I can barely fake the original past the first stanza! So, this is what stuck in my brain!
I can't take credit for this Holiday classic, but what really grabs my petard...I remembered this from heart. I can barely fake the original past the first stanza! So, this is what stuck in my brain!
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Time for something a little lighter. I get sick of Tramp/Magats taking up all our brain waves.
I can't take credit for this Holiday classic, but what really grabs my petard...I remembered this from heart. I can barely fake the original past the first stanza! So, this is what stuck in my brain!
I can't take credit for this Holiday classic, but what really grabs my petard...I remembered this from heart. I can barely fake the original past the first stanza! So, this is what stuck in my brain!
Worst Hallmark, ever!
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Worst Hallmark, ever!
The GOP...The party that convinced people to slit their own economic throats!
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The GOP...The party that convinced people to slit their own economic throats!
Something a bit more relaxing. I get beat on a lot in my media posts and real life. I make comments that just seem to piss people off. I once got called a fucking moron because I mentioned Bananas grow in California. This is just down the road from me. If you look closely there's a bunch or two
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Something a bit more relaxing. I get beat on a lot in my media posts and real life. I make comments that just seem to piss people off. I once got called a fucking moron because I mentioned Bananas grow in California. This is just down the road from me. If you look closely there's a bunch or two
Wow. I'm not bashing looks. This is actually a note of concern. (I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice) When women go full Maga they start to transform, in a bad way. It's like all the evil and meth comes pouring out! The Stepford Wife shit is real.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow. I'm not bashing looks. This is actually a note of concern. (I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice) When women go full Maga they start to transform, in a bad way. It's like all the evil and meth comes pouring out! The Stepford Wife shit is real.
I am also resisting the totalitarianism of holiday colors, apparently.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am also resisting the totalitarianism of holiday colors, apparently.
I know some people like the stuff...my brain just shouts WTF!?
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I know some people like the stuff...my brain just shouts WTF!?
Does this count as my dad joke of the week?
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Does this count as my dad joke of the week?
I'm not always funny...sometimes I am...
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm not always funny...sometimes I am...
I'd like to thank Bill Murray for capturing the perfect mood!
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'd like to thank Bill Murray for capturing the perfect mood!
Wondering when the black bagging begins...
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wondering when the black bagging begins...
MAGA staffer PAYS artist to carve her up with political graffiti in order to fake a hate crime! This is the insanity we are facing! Listening to her friend's 911 call, you can tell we're dealing with rocket surgeons!
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
MAGA staffer PAYS artist to carve her up with political graffiti in order to fake a hate crime! This is the insanity we are facing! Listening to her friend's 911 call, you can tell we're dealing with rocket surgeons!
This little piggy...
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This little piggy...
Tis the season for Trumps X-Mass carol. How many words can you guess?
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tis the season for Trumps X-Mass carol. How many words can you guess?
