Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here.
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
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Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
· Oct 5
Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
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is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
is this anything
That poor girl at the store, just trying to do her job, looked at m 1 dollar spaghett, and 8 dollar bag of chicken quarters and went:
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
That poor girl at the store, just trying to do her job, looked at m 1 dollar spaghett, and 8 dollar bag of chicken quarters and went:
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
I'm gonna be honest, if you come up to me in any video game in a car, and we're not in a party and you just start randomly honking at me as if to say "Get in bitch" I'm not getting in your car.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm gonna be honest, if you come up to me in any video game in a car, and we're not in a party and you just start randomly honking at me as if to say "Get in bitch" I'm not getting in your car.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
Might stream something tonight, if I get bored enough. Really struggling for something to do tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Might stream something tonight, if I get bored enough. Really struggling for something to do tonight.
If you all ever want to know what FK is like, and whether they ever want to be famous, I need you all to know I opened my PC to THIS today and my exact reaction outloud was: "uh oh."
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you all ever want to know what FK is like, and whether they ever want to be famous, I need you all to know I opened my PC to THIS today and my exact reaction outloud was: "uh oh."
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A little inspiration for your day.
October 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
A little inspiration for your day.
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They won't stop tapping on the glass. I hate my life. They're trying to get me to do tiktok challenges for a fucking fish.
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
December 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
They won't stop tapping on the glass. I hate my life. They're trying to get me to do tiktok challenges for a fucking fish.
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Throwback to that time I got stuck in the Lego Jurassic World credits
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Throwback to that time I got stuck in the Lego Jurassic World credits
Teh greatest lie your friends ever tell:
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Teh greatest lie your friends ever tell:
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Gonna be honest FK doesn't know what virtue signaling is.
Voltron Signaling sound fucking rad tho.
Voltron Signaling sound fucking rad tho.
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Gonna be honest FK doesn't know what virtue signaling is.
Voltron Signaling sound fucking rad tho.
Voltron Signaling sound fucking rad tho.
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Salem the bunny boy
(HE/HIM) 🌙🏳️⚧️🐇💜
(HE/HIM) 🌙🏳️⚧️🐇💜
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Salem the bunny boy
(HE/HIM) 🌙🏳️⚧️🐇💜
(HE/HIM) 🌙🏳️⚧️🐇💜
If there's a shark anywhere in a picture I think "thats me!"
my brain has decided all sharks are me now.
my brain has decided all sharks are me now.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
If there's a shark anywhere in a picture I think "thats me!"
my brain has decided all sharks are me now.
my brain has decided all sharks are me now.
Tee hee hee hee hee.
I name all my characters like they're fucking Bond Girl level lewd puns and I never ever, ever feel bad about it.
I name all my characters like they're fucking Bond Girl level lewd puns and I never ever, ever feel bad about it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tee hee hee hee hee.
I name all my characters like they're fucking Bond Girl level lewd puns and I never ever, ever feel bad about it.
I name all my characters like they're fucking Bond Girl level lewd puns and I never ever, ever feel bad about it.
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October 18, 2024 at 6:09 AM
One of my favorite things I ever created was my late night title card, specifically for entertaining those of us depressed who need someone to watch at like 3am.
I love this thing. It's such a fucking vibe.
I love this thing. It's such a fucking vibe.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of my favorite things I ever created was my late night title card, specifically for entertaining those of us depressed who need someone to watch at like 3am.
I love this thing. It's such a fucking vibe.
I love this thing. It's such a fucking vibe.
It's the youtube equivalent of a Laugh track.
The presenter says something and then edits in a joke, they remember that kinda works there.
Like they'll say "THINK!" and then play "Think mark!" from invincible. Or Someone let them down "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN!"
The presenter says something and then edits in a joke, they remember that kinda works there.
Like they'll say "THINK!" and then play "Think mark!" from invincible. Or Someone let them down "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN!"
I really, really need youtubers to stop doing that thing, where they tell a joke, and then put in a meme footage.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It's the youtube equivalent of a Laugh track.
The presenter says something and then edits in a joke, they remember that kinda works there.
Like they'll say "THINK!" and then play "Think mark!" from invincible. Or Someone let them down "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN!"
The presenter says something and then edits in a joke, they remember that kinda works there.
Like they'll say "THINK!" and then play "Think mark!" from invincible. Or Someone let them down "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN!"
I really, really need youtubers to stop doing that thing, where they tell a joke, and then put in a meme footage.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I really, really need youtubers to stop doing that thing, where they tell a joke, and then put in a meme footage.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't need you to jangle keys. I don't need a laugh track. You're not Duke Nukem. Plz just be yourself.
Just say your thing.
FK JUST FOUND OUT! The book about Chromatic Dragons is called the Dragonomicon? Fucking nerds. I love it!
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
FK JUST FOUND OUT! The book about Chromatic Dragons is called the Dragonomicon? Fucking nerds. I love it!
Just remembered Movie Defence Force exists, and cannot believe those fuck wanks at Escapist still fucking own it.
So I just imagined @commandersterling.bsky.social telling me how zydrate goes in a little glass vial. And Anthony Stewart gives good head, and How the man with a face is crispin glover
So I just imagined @commandersterling.bsky.social telling me how zydrate goes in a little glass vial. And Anthony Stewart gives good head, and How the man with a face is crispin glover
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just remembered Movie Defence Force exists, and cannot believe those fuck wanks at Escapist still fucking own it.
So I just imagined @commandersterling.bsky.social telling me how zydrate goes in a little glass vial. And Anthony Stewart gives good head, and How the man with a face is crispin glover
So I just imagined @commandersterling.bsky.social telling me how zydrate goes in a little glass vial. And Anthony Stewart gives good head, and How the man with a face is crispin glover
Subway just be like: 20 dollar for just mediocre sandwhich. But if want deliver 35 dollar.
Like. What if Shark just eat Subway CEO on HUUUUGE cartoon piece of bread instead?
Like. What if Shark just eat Subway CEO on HUUUUGE cartoon piece of bread instead?
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Subway just be like: 20 dollar for just mediocre sandwhich. But if want deliver 35 dollar.
Like. What if Shark just eat Subway CEO on HUUUUGE cartoon piece of bread instead?
Like. What if Shark just eat Subway CEO on HUUUUGE cartoon piece of bread instead?
Shark have nice pajama pants. Shark ripped crotch out of them, but kept wearing.
Shark have HUGE hole in crotch, now bum and shark claspers fall out when bend over.
Everyone love shark pants for some reason. Favorite shark pants.
Shark have HUGE hole in crotch, now bum and shark claspers fall out when bend over.
Everyone love shark pants for some reason. Favorite shark pants.
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Shark have nice pajama pants. Shark ripped crotch out of them, but kept wearing.
Shark have HUGE hole in crotch, now bum and shark claspers fall out when bend over.
Everyone love shark pants for some reason. Favorite shark pants.
Shark have HUGE hole in crotch, now bum and shark claspers fall out when bend over.
Everyone love shark pants for some reason. Favorite shark pants.
Damn, vore nerds and fat furs go crazy on thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Damn, vore nerds and fat furs go crazy on thanksgiving.
I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING BUTTON ON MY STREAM DECK DEDICATED TO TELLING DAD JOKES?
WHEN THE FUCK DID I MAKE THAT? IT PULLS UP A NOTEPAD WITH PUNS AND A LAUGHTRACK YT VIDEO?
I really don't stream to my full potential. I fell the fuck off. Derpession crushed me man
WHEN THE FUCK DID I MAKE THAT? IT PULLS UP A NOTEPAD WITH PUNS AND A LAUGHTRACK YT VIDEO?
I really don't stream to my full potential. I fell the fuck off. Derpession crushed me man
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING BUTTON ON MY STREAM DECK DEDICATED TO TELLING DAD JOKES?
WHEN THE FUCK DID I MAKE THAT? IT PULLS UP A NOTEPAD WITH PUNS AND A LAUGHTRACK YT VIDEO?
I really don't stream to my full potential. I fell the fuck off. Derpession crushed me man
WHEN THE FUCK DID I MAKE THAT? IT PULLS UP A NOTEPAD WITH PUNS AND A LAUGHTRACK YT VIDEO?
I really don't stream to my full potential. I fell the fuck off. Derpession crushed me man