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Faint_Kitten

@faintkitten.bsky.social

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I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here. Catch my streams on twitch! Twitch: Faint_Kitten

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · Oct 5

Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!

You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.

As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 4h

There are 8 million fucking vtubers out there you gotta make yourself memorable or you're just another one.

You can't rely on cheap tricks like a solid tuber gimick, shiny activities for chat. You gotta put a real piece of yourself out there, or you'll never get an audience you want to be around.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 20h

They're not beefy the picture looks weird. I've seen the skin and it actually does just look like Scooby Doo standing on his hind legs. And since most characters need fingers to handle the guns, the fact they have him curl them up into "paws" it...

Like, it works.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 21h

Eating half the ramen raw before you even get it into the thing.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

I don't...hate it. I didn't think they'd do this, but it looks better than I'd expect it to be. I just...

You can't have this collab and not include scoob in some way, I just figured "There's no way to have a 4 legged animal in the bipedal frame of most skins" and "how do you do this without scoob"

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a post on tumblr that was like "is it innapropriate to ask a writer if they used AI?" and they gave a 10 itemed list of like

"It's SO innapropriate real writers will collapse and cry and never write again if you ask them if their work is ai,"

And I won't lie it was the single most Psy op post

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

I think bc she's supposed to be a Barbarian, enemy ai naturally targets Karlach, and that means having turned her into a bard, she just gets WRECKED every fight. She's currently level 7 and cannot last more than 3 turns no matter what I do with her.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

The crazy sons of bitches actually put him on 2 legs. Get the fuck out they put him on 2 legs. I shouldn't be surprised, but scooby doo is gonna fucking shoot ppl.

For some reason I just thought: There's no way. We'd get Shaggy, maybe Velma. He'd be a back bling. They put him on 2 legs.

Hanna-Barbera Wiki @hbgrifkuba.bsky.social · 1d

October 9

#scoobydoo #fortnite

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

Something interesting about BG3 is that I don't think all DnD classes WORK as a video game class.

I feel like Rogue is just not VIDEO GAMEY enough to translate from pen and paper RPG into a game where there's spells, and lightning Asterion's useful, Neil is great: but boring to play.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

I will stream again, when I'm employed and the brain isn't constantly telling me I'm about to be homeless, while the executive dysfunction is like: Don't play anything, don't stream anything, don't apply to anything, don't do anything.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

NGL I operate on such small stakes as a creator if I get like more than 10 likes I just get annoyed you aren't liking my new posts.

Legit "Are you STILL liking that meme from a day ago?"

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 1d

You don't say GOODMORNING in an all ND discord.

Everyone has a bit. Or a gimick.

You jump in and just have a bit. You can't JUST say HI.

What are you a narc? A Neuerotypical?

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

KA WHY EEEEE

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Mornin Chai @morninchai.bsky.social · Nov 26

get weighed idiot

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

Bisket Furret

Gelato Solstice | 🍨✨ Vtuber @gelatosolstice.bsky.social · 2d

Vtober 2025 - Day 07

Today is @bridgetendeavor.bsky.social as Bridget from Guilty Gear!

Double the Bridgets, double the mischief 🍨

#Vtober #Vtober2025 #Vtubers #vsky

Vtober 2025 Day 7 by Gelato Solstice. Chibi art of Bridget Endeavor (@bridgetendeavor) dressed as Bridget from Guilty Gear. She's a silly little ferret sticking her tongue out at the screen.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

I rerolled Poor Karlach as a bard, and it's not working for her, and I THINK it's bc Karlach is supposed to be a barbarian? So Enemies naturally target her? but she doesn't have Barbarian stats so she can't fucking tank all the abuse.

I have no proof, but I think this is why.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

And they have huge audiences and make lots of money. It's fucking insane.

They bullshit for a living, and no one calls them on it lmao.

Which I think is appropriate for the game they shill for. Grifters deserve grifters.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

And 50% of what they say ends up being wrong anyway.

They mock up battle passes screenshots, you can just put other models into Fortnite if you have the right hacks and they post that footage to confirm collabs, and if you stop and look at any of it you go: This is fake. You literally have 0 proof

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

They make shit up for a living, bc Fortnite has created an enviornment where you don't want to waste your vbucks so you want to know what's comming so people will cling to anyone who seems to have the goods, but once the initial general leak is out, no one has any more information

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

Fortnite content creation is the craziest thing bc 90% of it is just HypeX and Shinna leaks of what's comming next regurgetated by the same 20 YTers, and they'll literally make fake screen shots, and guess, and lie through their teeth.

It's the most "my dad works at nintendo" vibes a community has

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

I'm legitimately mad I keep getting to the end of BG3 and the save file becomes unstable to where I can't load any of it. And I don't know why.

Like I'm actively trying to finish the game now, and 2 playthroughs in a row just broke.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 2d

I have an unnatural ability to be adopted by both sides of a relationship when making friends. I just belong to both partners now.

It's happened 4 times.

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Zil @zihilism.bsky.social · 3d

I've been wanting to draw Ara-Ara Head Maid Rina for some time

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Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 3d

I've finally found my words for it.

When it comes to things like Alan Wake, or Silent Hill, there's a thin line between reading deep, and pulling shit out of your ass.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 4d

You know what? Fuck it: 10 dollar Chinese takeout.

I deserve it. For no reason at all.

Faint_Kitten @faintkitten.bsky.social · 5d

Do I buy myself puzzle agent 2. I want more of the story, but holy shit were the puzzles a headache the first time around...