Faith, but like a ~vibe~
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data person lol. denverite, views mine only
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read my writing--> faithfacts.substack.com
see my github --> https://github.com/faithlierheimer
call ur reps--> https://tinyurl.com/mta7phr4
torn between adults should be able to responsibly use nicotine whenever and the reality that at least in denver, people who use flavored vapes have been unbelievably rude about it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
torn between adults should be able to responsibly use nicotine whenever and the reality that at least in denver, people who use flavored vapes have been unbelievably rude about it.
doing a little work sprint thread if anyone needs some accountability. 25-5 structure if ya like pomodoros
sprint 1: get a skeleton project structure in place for some new online learning. will check back to see how far i get.
sprint 1: get a skeleton project structure in place for some new online learning. will check back to see how far i get.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
doing a little work sprint thread if anyone needs some accountability. 25-5 structure if ya like pomodoros
sprint 1: get a skeleton project structure in place for some new online learning. will check back to see how far i get.
sprint 1: get a skeleton project structure in place for some new online learning. will check back to see how far i get.
every now and then i'll look at data job postings for companies based in NYC, because i've always had a crush on that city. but the pay for IC roles that REQUIRE IN OFFICE PRESENCE in NYC is fucking criminal. what do you mean you'll pay $75k for an anlayst and make them go to manhattan 2x/week?!
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
every now and then i'll look at data job postings for companies based in NYC, because i've always had a crush on that city. but the pay for IC roles that REQUIRE IN OFFICE PRESENCE in NYC is fucking criminal. what do you mean you'll pay $75k for an anlayst and make them go to manhattan 2x/week?!
every startup name i see is goofier than the last. cribl, blorbo, bleepie.ai we make ur ai good no actually those of us over at gulp shitto dot ai make it even better 1101111010101111
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
every startup name i see is goofier than the last. cribl, blorbo, bleepie.ai we make ur ai good no actually those of us over at gulp shitto dot ai make it even better 1101111010101111
what corporate buzzword do you hate right now and why is it "learnings" like it just really gets to me
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
what corporate buzzword do you hate right now and why is it "learnings" like it just really gets to me
holy hell thank god for a day off after coalesce i am so tired lololol
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
holy hell thank god for a day off after coalesce i am so tired lololol
gang the 67 trend made it to my linkedin feed, i fear the youths are winning
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
gang the 67 trend made it to my linkedin feed, i fear the youths are winning
coalesce is the best time of year bc i am obsessed with the niche hills people will die on over their data. so please, #databs, what's your niche data hill you'll die on. and give me better shit than lowercase sql or commas, even tho im the one who made a lowercase sql joke at the keynote
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
coalesce is the best time of year bc i am obsessed with the niche hills people will die on over their data. so please, #databs, what's your niche data hill you'll die on. and give me better shit than lowercase sql or commas, even tho im the one who made a lowercase sql joke at the keynote
this gets me so hard because there's no bigger advocate for cyclists than the war on cars
Look, if there's one thing bicyclists know how to do it's congratulate themselves.
Congratulations to bicyclists: you're one of the most efficient movers in the animal kingdom! 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-hu...
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
this gets me so hard because there's no bigger advocate for cyclists than the war on cars
my husband texts me this gif when i suggest evening plans that he really likes (tonight it's table craps in vegas) and that's when i know i've really knocked it out of the park
a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
my husband texts me this gif when i suggest evening plans that he really likes (tonight it's table craps in vegas) and that's when i know i've really knocked it out of the park
now everyone can have their opinions on this and i won't fight you, but one of my coworkers who's newer to dbt told me he felt our keynote announcements were 'FAANG level' in production and professionalism and that shit made me glow with pride. it was a lot of work to get there. :D
October 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
now everyone can have their opinions on this and i won't fight you, but one of my coworkers who's newer to dbt told me he felt our keynote announcements were 'FAANG level' in production and professionalism and that shit made me glow with pride. it was a lot of work to get there. :D
saw a reddit post called 'the problem with sql' and i was like jesus christ the data engineering nerds have really done it this time. i blocked the poster immediately
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
saw a reddit post called 'the problem with sql' and i was like jesus christ the data engineering nerds have really done it this time. i blocked the poster immediately
my hipster streak is always slightly offended when people act surprised that i'm quite a good speaker lol. i'm like i am silly and dramatic and on top of my shit, did we not think these skills would transfer?
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
my hipster streak is always slightly offended when people act surprised that i'm quite a good speaker lol. i'm like i am silly and dramatic and on top of my shit, did we not think these skills would transfer?
going to a wedding after you've been married for a year really hits different like it's so beautiful to see another bride experience the highs that you did and just enjoy all the love around her, it's so nice
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
going to a wedding after you've been married for a year really hits different like it's so beautiful to see another bride experience the highs that you did and just enjoy all the love around her, it's so nice
got harassed and followed today by some shitty dude in my neighborhood and it's bumming me the hell out. tell me something nice that happened to you today.
August 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
got harassed and followed today by some shitty dude in my neighborhood and it's bumming me the hell out. tell me something nice that happened to you today.
oh fuck me there's a movie getting made about sam altman? the AI bros are going to be somehow even more insufferable after this
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
oh fuck me there's a movie getting made about sam altman? the AI bros are going to be somehow even more insufferable after this
if you unironically use apple's numbers app/excel wannabe app i just wanna talk (what is wrong with u)
August 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
if you unironically use apple's numbers app/excel wannabe app i just wanna talk (what is wrong with u)
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holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second
August 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second
i love my beautiful kitty so much. he is small and so nice.
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i love my beautiful kitty so much. he is small and so nice.
nothing is more deeply cringe to me than people posting 'what chatgpt thinks of me' on linkedin. i'm like my brother in christ do you know it's literally programmed to be a sycophantic kiss-ass?! like chatgpt was never gonna say anything less than glowing things about you, how do u not know that
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
nothing is more deeply cringe to me than people posting 'what chatgpt thinks of me' on linkedin. i'm like my brother in christ do you know it's literally programmed to be a sycophantic kiss-ass?! like chatgpt was never gonna say anything less than glowing things about you, how do u not know that
i don't want to work i want to snuggle my beautiful kitty who is sleeping so nice in the sun
August 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i don't want to work i want to snuggle my beautiful kitty who is sleeping so nice in the sun
it's always hilarious to me when tech bros online salivate over Meta's engineering culture as if that isn't one of the most singularly evil products in the world to work on. Nothing turns my luddite brain on more than companies whose profits depend on exploiting weaknesses in human brain activity.
August 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it's always hilarious to me when tech bros online salivate over Meta's engineering culture as if that isn't one of the most singularly evil products in the world to work on. Nothing turns my luddite brain on more than companies whose profits depend on exploiting weaknesses in human brain activity.
also it's taken awhile but my husband and i have developed a really good habit of thanking each other for everything 'thanks for doing the dishes, ' 'thanks for cooking' and today he texted me 'thanks for handling the AC guys' and man it's just so nice to feel appreciated for little stuff like that
June 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
also it's taken awhile but my husband and i have developed a really good habit of thanking each other for everything 'thanks for doing the dishes, ' 'thanks for cooking' and today he texted me 'thanks for handling the AC guys' and man it's just so nice to feel appreciated for little stuff like that
girl help my pet project at work got bigger than i thought it would and now suddenly the COO and CRO know about it and were involved in approving its expansion, i didn't think they knew i existed
June 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
girl help my pet project at work got bigger than i thought it would and now suddenly the COO and CRO know about it and were involved in approving its expansion, i didn't think they knew i existed
i truly mean this in the nicest way, i think engineers are so freaking adorable, they will do things like 'here is this toy db i spun up over the weekend hahaha' and it's like extremely cool shit that i couldn't build in a month
June 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i truly mean this in the nicest way, i think engineers are so freaking adorable, they will do things like 'here is this toy db i spun up over the weekend hahaha' and it's like extremely cool shit that i couldn't build in a month