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"If being a twat was a TV show, trump would be the boxed set."

-Nate White
#Mamdani and #trump apparently get along, so Real Man of Genius MAGA McGhee over in Nassau County plans to build a border wall between #NYC and Long Island to keep Mamdani and his ilk under total surveillance...all to show trump just how much he doesn't like Mamdani

gothamist.com/news/nassau-...
Nassau County exec plans wall of surveillance cameras at NYC-Long Island border
Bruce Blakeman said he’s boosting surveillance and facial recognition, citing Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s policies.
gothamist.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Also works in the other direction:

"Finish off a book, back to my joint"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qr0...
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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fresh off a joint, back to my book 😌
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
'Member when #EltonJohn used to have to pretend he was straight?

Gotta be a good day when you don't have to do that anymore

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcTW...
Hercules (Remastered 2017)
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Yeah, but you probably went to a real grade school.
Trump didn't.

He went to a cosplay military academy for behavioral issues.

Mom and Dad are so proud of their little soldier Donnie.

Meanwhile, all his siblings went to top rated NYC prep schools.

Probably made him the sociopath he is today.
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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When he’s gone, I know there will be a lot to do, but can we make sure the living rose garden gets restored?

Started. Going.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Benny Goodman, more or less 80 years ago, saying: "Let's give the drummer some"

#Music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1...
"SING, SING, SING" BY BENNY GOODMAN
YouTube video by WorldWar2Music
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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😕
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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😄
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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It's coming whether we like it or not.
Terrifying new MIT study claims AI already has the 'cognitive and administrative' capability to replace 11.7% of the US workforce
Are the bots coming for your job?
www.yahoo.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Tolkien’s opinion of where his Lord Of The Rings falls short made me laugh out-loud. (I fully take his point. It’s just not a criticism the majority of his critics would agree with.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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We are living at a time when university leadership amplifies anti-intellectual tropes and technologies

These are very troubling times
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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You are not, in fact, required to react to every post you see.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Want some affordable #Christmas presents?

The very nice people at Artoffact Records have 13 sampler albums available for download at no charge from Bandcamp

Go to the link and where it says "Name Your Price", 0 is an option

Send your friends links!

artoffactrecords.bandcamp.com/music?filter...
Artoffact Records
📢 EU & UK orders ship from the EU! GOTH cover songs! https://buff.ly/ggaryMv Spotify playlist: https://spoti.fi/3gBNHI7
artoffactrecords.bandcamp.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home.

They are lawless bestial scum.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Dirty gamedev secret: sometimes instead of building proper debug visualizations I just dump the information to OBJ and use Blender to visualize it 😅

But now at least I know my SDF dual contouring is working
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Diego Romero (Cochiti Pueblo) is the potter who makes it impossible to see a Pueblo bowl as a “traditional craft object” ever again.
#nativeamericanheritagemonth
Rogue Art Historian (@roguearthistorian)
Diego Romero (Cochiti Pueblo) is the potter who makes it impossible to see a Pueblo bowl as a “traditional craft object” ever again. In his hands, the vessel stops being a souvenir and becomes a battl...
substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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On Venezuela:
Closing a sovereign country's airspace is an act of war.

Does Donald know this will put him out of contention for the Nobel Peace Prize? That award should go to the person who tells Trump this fact to stop his war and create peace! Amirite?😉🤷‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Someone should tell #trump not to rape kids; then he won't need to start wars in #Venezuela or whatever it is next month
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM