Fake LNP
@fakelnp.bsky.social
Even faker than the real thing.
None of our posts represent actual LNP policy, except the really stupid ones.
#auspol
None of our posts represent actual LNP policy, except the really stupid ones.
#auspol
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's only right that David Pocock was banned from the parliamentary sports club.
It is run by lobbyists after all - much like the rest of the country.
#auspol
It is run by lobbyists after all - much like the rest of the country.
#auspol
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's only right that David Pocock was banned from the parliamentary sports club.
It is run by lobbyists after all - much like the rest of the country.
#auspol
It is run by lobbyists after all - much like the rest of the country.
#auspol
For Australia to assert it's sovereign rights over its gas resources rather than to give them away would be a slippery slope towards unabated communism.
#auspol
#auspol
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
For Australia to assert it's sovereign rights over its gas resources rather than to give them away would be a slippery slope towards unabated communism.
#auspol
#auspol
Reposted by Fake LNP
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just because someone is a fanatical advocate for genocide, does not mean we should be denying entry to democratically elected fanatical advocates for genocide.
#auspol
#auspol
August 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Just because someone is a fanatical advocate for genocide, does not mean we should be denying entry to democratically elected fanatical advocates for genocide.
#auspol
#auspol
August 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Time is short.
We need to commit Tasmania to as many one-sided rip offs as possible before we lose a vote of no confidence the second we step into parliament.
If you're a political donor who'd like to be appointed to a lifetime bureaucratic position, now is the time to call.
#politas #auspol
We need to commit Tasmania to as many one-sided rip offs as possible before we lose a vote of no confidence the second we step into parliament.
If you're a political donor who'd like to be appointed to a lifetime bureaucratic position, now is the time to call.
#politas #auspol
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The productivity commission would be very proud of us because we simultaneously took a giant shit on caretaker mode whilst signing on to a significant project without the promised public consultation.
AND , we won't even be the next Tasmanian government.
Hat-trick really.
#taspol #auspol
AND , we won't even be the next Tasmanian government.
Hat-trick really.
#taspol #auspol
August 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
July 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Negotiating with independents after Tassie election.
Instead of a stadium at Mac Point, how about -
A helicopter pad for Jeremy and other celebs;
or
A small palace for Jeremy and other royalty;
or
A statue of Jeremy;
or
A giant chocolate statue. Of Jeremy.
Let us know
#tasvotes #auspol #politas
Instead of a stadium at Mac Point, how about -
A helicopter pad for Jeremy and other celebs;
or
A small palace for Jeremy and other royalty;
or
A statue of Jeremy;
or
A giant chocolate statue. Of Jeremy.
Let us know
#tasvotes #auspol #politas
July 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
