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The U.S. is stuck screaming “immigrants are stealing our jobs” while also crowing that AI will eliminate everyone’s jobs
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The U.S. is stuck screaming “immigrants are stealing our jobs” while also crowing that AI will eliminate everyone’s jobs
Using your adjudicated rape to attempt to distract from your multitude of child rapes is fucking wild
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Using your adjudicated rape to attempt to distract from your multitude of child rapes is fucking wild
“We will do this! Maybe! Or not if they don’t want us to! But there’s a line in the sand they better not cross or we’ll release a press release!” - Every member of Congress
PS Nancy Mace remains a piece of shit
PS Nancy Mace remains a piece of shit
February 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
“We will do this! Maybe! Or not if they don’t want us to! But there’s a line in the sand they better not cross or we’ll release a press release!” - Every member of Congress
PS Nancy Mace remains a piece of shit
PS Nancy Mace remains a piece of shit
Let the Bears leave or pay for everything themselves!
(I also used to be an intern at KTIV News 4 decades ago!)
(I also used to be an intern at KTIV News 4 decades ago!)
As the Chicago Bears consider moving out of their longtime home of Illinois, state lawmakers are hoping to put Iowa in the running by offering economic development incentives to build a National Football League stadium in Iowa.
Could the Chicago Bears move to Iowa? Senate bill aims to attract NFL team
As the Chicago Bears consider moving out of their longtime home of Illinois, state lawmakers are hoping to put Iowa in the running by offering economic development incentives to build a National Football League stadium in Iowa.
www.ktiv.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Let the Bears leave or pay for everything themselves!
(I also used to be an intern at KTIV News 4 decades ago!)
(I also used to be an intern at KTIV News 4 decades ago!)
You know the U.S. fucked up when there are more repercussions for the Epstein files in Dubai than there are here www.forbes.com/sites/mikest...
Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem—”Close Personal Friend” Of Epstein— Resigns As CEO Of DP World
Billionaire Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem resigns as DP World CEO after being named in Epstein files.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
You know the U.S. fucked up when there are more repercussions for the Epstein files in Dubai than there are here www.forbes.com/sites/mikest...
Getting dehydrated from drinking all of these conservative tears wtfdetective.blog/republican-m...
“I always loved Trump, this is unfair”: Republican mayor can’t believe he’s facing deportation after 50 years in US
Joe Ceballos — a longtime Republican and the mayor of the small Kansas town of Clearwater — is now confronting felony voter fraud charges and the possibility
wtfdetective.blog
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Getting dehydrated from drinking all of these conservative tears wtfdetective.blog/republican-m...
Pam Bondi deflects from Trump’s child rape by… claiming this is all to deflect from Trump’s accomplishments?
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Pam Bondi deflects from Trump’s child rape by… claiming this is all to deflect from Trump’s accomplishments?
Pam Bondi giving real George "T-Bone" Costanza energy, too newrepublic.com/post/206469/...
Pam Bondi Caught With Burn Book Notes on Democrats in House Hearing
A person sitting behind Bondi would tell her which page to turn to as Democratic representatives questioned the attorney general.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Pam Bondi giving real George "T-Bone" Costanza energy, too newrepublic.com/post/206469/...
Pam Bondi giving real Nathan Thurm energy today
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Pam Bondi giving real Nathan Thurm energy today
Pictures like this sustain me
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Pictures like this sustain me
Conservatives would be outraged about the Epstein files if the files were all in Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Conservatives would be outraged about the Epstein files if the files were all in Spanish
Steve Kornacki explaining Super Bowl prop bets makes me so sad about everything
(And also Trump rapes children)
(And also Trump rapes children)
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Steve Kornacki explaining Super Bowl prop bets makes me so sad about everything
(And also Trump rapes children)
(And also Trump rapes children)
I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since the last Star Wars movie but Project Hail Mary looks so damn good I might just go
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I haven’t seen a movie in the theater since the last Star Wars movie but Project Hail Mary looks so damn good I might just go
Someone came running out of an alley and tried to carjack me yesterday. They were no match for my automatic door locks so they repeatedly hit my car with their half-gallon of spoiled milk.
It was an experience.
It was an experience.
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Someone came running out of an alley and tried to carjack me yesterday. They were no match for my automatic door locks so they repeatedly hit my car with their half-gallon of spoiled milk.
It was an experience.
It was an experience.
Doing a heck of a job, Kash-y apnews.com/article/jeff...
FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential peopl...
apnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Doing a heck of a job, Kash-y apnews.com/article/jeff...
Laws don’t matter. Do whatever you want. apnews.com/article/jeff...
FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show
The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential peopl...
apnews.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Laws don’t matter. Do whatever you want. apnews.com/article/jeff...
We don’t know who shit the president’s pants, we just know it wasn’t the president! wtfdetective.blog/trump-claims...
Trump claims Obama and Biden “fabricated” Epstein files to sabotage him at the ballot box
President Donald Trump has suggested that files related to Jeffrey Epstein were created by political rivals. Speaking to reporters, he accused
wtfdetective.blog
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
We don’t know who shit the president’s pants, we just know it wasn’t the president! wtfdetective.blog/trump-claims...
It wasn’t that long ago that Florida was proudly saying this would never affect them www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
Florida wants to win back its Canadian tourists
Tourism leaders are reaching out to their Canadian counterparts as the U.S. has seen a travel backlash over the words and actions of Trump.
www.orlandoweekly.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
It wasn’t that long ago that Florida was proudly saying this would never affect them www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida...
Trump’s second excuse was really that his Twitter was left open on an unsecured device that anyone had access to.
But her emails.
But her emails.
February 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Trump’s second excuse was really that his Twitter was left open on an unsecured device that anyone had access to.
But her emails.
But her emails.
Being outsmarted by Trump means you should be confined to a hospital offthefrontpage.com/nicki-minaj-...
Nicki Minaj Was Played By Trump And Never Received An Official Gold Card. What She Got Has No Legal Value Or Impact On Citizenship Process
Nicki Minaj has taken a hard turn into MAGA territory over the past few months, attending conservative events and publicly aligning herself with President
offthefrontpage.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Being outsmarted by Trump means you should be confined to a hospital offthefrontpage.com/nicki-minaj-...
And when the truth is incontrovertible they just close their eyes and say it didn’t happen
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
And when the truth is incontrovertible they just close their eyes and say it didn’t happen
TRUMP RAPES AND TRAFFICKS CHILDREN www.tmz.com/2026/02/06/d...
President Trump Shares Racist Video of Michelle, Barack Obama as Apes
It's no secret President Donald Trump and the Obamas don't get along ... but DT has now taken their bad vibes to a whole new level, posting a short video of Barack and Michelle depicted as apes.
www.tmz.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
TRUMP RAPES AND TRAFFICKS CHILDREN www.tmz.com/2026/02/06/d...
Democrats when they get to the action part of a plan
a man is hitting a punching bag in a boxing machine
ALT: a man is hitting a punching bag in a boxing machine
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Democrats when they get to the action part of a plan