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A hard-boiled web developer from the mean beaches of San Diego
The president of the US and the president of Puerto Rico should be the only cage match on the White House lawn
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The president of the US and the president of Puerto Rico should be the only cage match on the White House lawn
Isn't Argentina where all the Nazis went after they lost the war?...hmmm...
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Isn't Argentina where all the Nazis went after they lost the war?...hmmm...
Mike Johnson reminds me of that guy in high school who asks everyone if the teacher is an easy grader before signing up for the course and he got someone to take his Constitutional Law final
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mike Johnson reminds me of that guy in high school who asks everyone if the teacher is an easy grader before signing up for the course and he got someone to take his Constitutional Law final
If there is only one branch of government, why are we paying for 3?
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If there is only one branch of government, why are we paying for 3?
I love the smell of unredacted Epstein files in the morning
September 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I love the smell of unredacted Epstein files in the morning
The Smithsonian should display the Epstein files...right next tro slavery
August 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Smithsonian should display the Epstein files...right next tro slavery
I want to see the Epstein files or a death certificate
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I want to see the Epstein files or a death certificate
How embarrassing when Putin shows up in Juneau and Shitiot in Moscow...and Zelenskyy takes over DC
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How embarrassing when Putin shows up in Juneau and Shitiot in Moscow...and Zelenskyy takes over DC
Recipe for rigging the midterms:
Gerrymander Texas
Secure the perimeter
and try not to rape a child
Gerrymander Texas
Secure the perimeter
and try not to rape a child
August 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Recipe for rigging the midterms:
Gerrymander Texas
Secure the perimeter
and try not to rape a child
Gerrymander Texas
Secure the perimeter
and try not to rape a child
Now in 202 the pedophile was trying to create a vaccine...I think he even tried to claim credit for curing the pandemic...HE CLAIMED HE WAS THE ONE TO PRODUCE THE VACCINE!!!! Fuck you and fuck anyone who still supports you. In other words
August 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Now in 202 the pedophile was trying to create a vaccine...I think he even tried to claim credit for curing the pandemic...HE CLAIMED HE WAS THE ONE TO PRODUCE THE VACCINE!!!! Fuck you and fuck anyone who still supports you. In other words
REMINDER: He doesn't need your vote
August 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
REMINDER: He doesn't need your vote
Maybe there's more wrong with our media than we thought... there's no such thing as a US tourist in Puerto Rico. It's all US!!!
August 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Maybe there's more wrong with our media than we thought... there's no such thing as a US tourist in Puerto Rico. It's all US!!!
He did the exact same thing during COVID...
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He did the exact same thing during COVID...
He's now only relying on the TPS reports
August 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He's now only relying on the TPS reports
My reaction after seeing this sinking jobs report is SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES
August 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My reaction after seeing this sinking jobs report is SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES
I bet you, if you took a gas pump at the station and called it "pickup truck fuel" and charged 10c more per gallon, people would use it
August 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I bet you, if you took a gas pump at the station and called it "pickup truck fuel" and charged 10c more per gallon, people would use it
I replaced Ghislaine Maxwell's cyanide pill with one of Taco's Tic Tacs #coverup #releasethefiles
July 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I replaced Ghislaine Maxwell's cyanide pill with one of Taco's Tic Tacs #coverup #releasethefiles
He kinda has to invade Greenland at this point #unfit #dumbfuckingvoters
July 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He kinda has to invade Greenland at this point #unfit #dumbfuckingvoters
The missing 3 minutes wouldn't have been enough time for tRump to strangle him, but it would be enough time for him to rape him 10 times #smokinggun
July 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The missing 3 minutes wouldn't have been enough time for tRump to strangle him, but it would be enough time for him to rape him 10 times #smokinggun
Adam Schiff is like "...and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids" #distraction #fucktrump
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Adam Schiff is like "...and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids" #distraction #fucktrump
Can we deport Melania while she's in Texas?
July 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can we deport Melania while she's in Texas?