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FUCK!!!!! (seattle person)
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We're gonna run a contest here on Bluesky!
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.

Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.

Winners will be announced May 1st.
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the capybara doesnt from fall far the pineapple patch
November 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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is the joke that it's.. the sky ? the blue sky. -.-
November 17, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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the guess what chicken butt meme is still really massive even to this day
November 11, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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Abungus
November 1, 2024 at 12:10 AM
really just a cleaning up my mush puddle kind of day. feeding my homunculus kind of day
October 30, 2024 at 4:49 PM
*rfk jr voice* got frogs all over me
October 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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debt dart
October 26, 2024 at 9:37 AM
"how it feels to spend more than 10 dollars on anything" *greusome video of babies being thrown off a cliff, no results on reverse image search for any frame*
October 26, 2024 at 9:33 AM
from rags to dishes! im cleaning my kitchen If you couldnt tell
October 21, 2024 at 7:51 AM
having a spectacular sandwich at this moment. hope everyones morning is treating them well
October 20, 2024 at 5:22 PM
for more self help advice, follow me! Follow me for more of it
October 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
sdmack me in the knee cap call that a batter up!
October 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
wheress the damn button on this platform
October 19, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Whens this eclipse happening
July 23, 2024 at 11:47 PM
look at abingus abongus. Joy
Hving such a nice day :-) #FUCK
July 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
cant have inside voices anymore. too many loud mouths nowadays. because of spoke.
June 20, 2024 at 5:22 AM
stepped in a bucket full of FUCKING PISS!! FUCK!!!!
December 10, 2023 at 7:44 AM
at what point are we allowed to invent new humans. im kinda tired of these guys right now
December 9, 2023 at 9:01 AM
imagine a cheeto but without the seasoning or the corn or the vegetable oil or the artificial flavoring

haha yeah i got you. airhead
December 8, 2023 at 3:31 AM
i love All my friends. ! except that one
December 7, 2023 at 7:54 AM
played softball earlier. not too keen on the texture.
December 7, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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@falsifiedtaxes.bsky.social chunder monkey fortnite penis retween bitchees
September 4, 2023 at 9:42 AM
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phot o of me,
August 16, 2023 at 5:18 AM
i think more people should make jokes. im a huge fan of jokesters around here.
July 29, 2023 at 3:56 PM