Slopenhauer
@famus.bsky.social
Living in one of THE possible worlds
God gives his brightest headlights to his most aggressive tailgaters
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
God gives his brightest headlights to his most aggressive tailgaters
My favorite type of concert boyfriend archetype is the guy that never smiles and looks like he's having a terrible time
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My favorite type of concert boyfriend archetype is the guy that never smiles and looks like he's having a terrible time
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Guy who tries to treat his C. diff infection by eating ass
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guy who tries to treat his C. diff infection by eating ass
One Flew Over The Cuck's Chair
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
One Flew Over The Cuck's Chair
Banks should give me the option to set up random automatic transfers and in random amounts. So I'll never know how much I have in any account
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Banks should give me the option to set up random automatic transfers and in random amounts. So I'll never know how much I have in any account
Rip James Joyce. He would have loved cake farts
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Rip James Joyce. He would have loved cake farts
Guy that only knows about archery: Nocked loose? Yes I'm quite familiar
August 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Guy that only knows about archery: Nocked loose? Yes I'm quite familiar
Hedgehogs be like: what's the big idea?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
August 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hedgehogs be like: what's the big idea?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Foxes be like: what're the many ideas?
Presenting one of the greatest jazz fusion records ever
July 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Presenting one of the greatest jazz fusion records ever
Superman 1978 Lois Lane interview scene: How tall are you? Do you have a girlfriend? What color is my underwear?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Superman 1978 Lois Lane interview scene: How tall are you? Do you have a girlfriend? What color is my underwear?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Superman 2025 interview: Do you even understand the political ramifications of your actions, you stupid idiot?
Who is John Duns and what does he have to do with the supreme court?
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Who is John Duns and what does he have to do with the supreme court?
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we need a joe rogan for the center
July 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
we need a joe rogan for the center
milkypossum.bandcamp.com/album/picayu...
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
Picayune Dreams Volume 3, by milkypossum
11 track album
milkypossum.bandcamp.com
June 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
milkypossum.bandcamp.com/album/picayu...
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
The soundtrack to picayune dreams goes so hard that it's depressing I'm not good enough at the game to get to the end yet
I satisfy my breeding kink by growing bacterial cultures in the laboratory
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
June 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I satisfy my breeding kink by growing bacterial cultures in the laboratory
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
I bet binary fission feels good as fuck
Highly recommend Mei Semones if you want some cutesy, jazzy indie music
June 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Highly recommend Mei Semones if you want some cutesy, jazzy indie music
Rip Mozart. He would have loved this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kG...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kG...
GUTALAX - DIARRHERO ( Official videoclip ) 2023
YouTube video by GUTALAXgoregrind
m.youtube.com
May 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rip Mozart. He would have loved this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kG...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kG...
It goes without saying
May 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
It goes without saying
This shall entertain me for 6 hours
May 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This shall entertain me for 6 hours
PARTY TIME SEXY DISORDER, by Ada Rook
from the album UNKILLABLE ANGEL
adarook.bandcamp.com
May 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The frames of my glasses are broken, my watch strap is broken, I lost a frame, but found it again, but it's scratched beyond repair. My white shoes are now black.
10/10 show by psychadelic porn Crumpets and Grocery Bag
10/10 show by psychadelic porn Crumpets and Grocery Bag
May 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The frames of my glasses are broken, my watch strap is broken, I lost a frame, but found it again, but it's scratched beyond repair. My white shoes are now black.
10/10 show by psychadelic porn Crumpets and Grocery Bag
10/10 show by psychadelic porn Crumpets and Grocery Bag