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Founder of The Order of the Prophets, former vedek, believer of the D'jarra system, Akorem Laan is the true Emissary!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Apr 21

If you believe in the Prophets then they will believe in you, return Bajor back to the way it should be, join the Order of the Prophets today and become enlightened once again so that we may all enter the true Celestial Temple and be one with the true Emissary Akorem Laan.

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ALT: a black hole in the middle of a galaxy in space

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · 26d

And Repel the Darkness from the Other...

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · 26d

A Darkness is dropping...

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

Thank the Prophets!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

*he lay in his biobed as suddenly all the monitors in the infirmary flared to life and some of the older medical equipment sparked and burst harmlessly, both @doctorjabara.bsky.social and @selarofvulcan.bsky.social observing the same phenomena*

What was that?

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

You can't prove it! Silly child...

Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

That's nice, now move along and leave an injured old man alone in peace...I'll pass your comments along to the constable when I complain about First Clerk Leeta...

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

Don't make me laugh! You came up to me, you violated it!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

Don't worry, after this I don't want her tainted aura around me anymore so I'll be getting a restraining order against her as soon as I'm out of here!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

That was literally my first insult directed at her today and she'll tell you that! I was so enraged at what she did to the vedek and then had the unmitigated gall to cry over it!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

I was not insulting her, she was having second thoughts about living with that tyrant so I told her the truth and she told me to "shut up" and then hit me and then the vedek when he tried to stop her from destroying the place in a crazed fury!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

Perhaps for me, but not for poor Vedek Ossan...he just tried to stop her from hitting me and she attacked him savagely! Don't worry though my pain must give you great sadistic satisfaction!

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

Hah! That "good heart" just assaulted me and a poor vedek who has been nothing but nice and welcoming to her! Don't make me laugh!

*he laid down on one of biobeds, still bleeding*

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Porta @fanaticalvedek.bsky.social · Aug 16

I apologize...I was not attempting to harass her...my moral fury at what she did to the vedek took over briefly...it will not happen again...

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