Gerard Murphy
@fancygerard.bsky.social
I'm a Crow pretending to be a human, it's a stupid endeavor and I don't know why I do it. Probably for the craic.
I travel a lot and I like comedy
I travel a lot and I like comedy
December 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bought this suit from men's warehouse while I had a concussion and kinda forgot about it. Only $100!
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Bought this suit from men's warehouse while I had a concussion and kinda forgot about it. Only $100!
Gas station just north of elephant Butte NM
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gas station just north of elephant Butte NM
October 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle
September 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle
I'd much rather be burdened by the wonderful weight of human friendship and all of its absurdities than anything that resembles solitude.
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'd much rather be burdened by the wonderful weight of human friendship and all of its absurdities than anything that resembles solitude.
From the creator of Bambi: an American Shitshow, we bring you SHARK HABOOB!
#BambiMayhew #STOPSMOKINGWEED
#newmexico #NM #sharknado #haboob
#BambiMayhew #STOPSMOKINGWEED
#newmexico #NM #sharknado #haboob
July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
From the creator of Bambi: an American Shitshow, we bring you SHARK HABOOB!
#BambiMayhew #STOPSMOKINGWEED
#newmexico #NM #sharknado #haboob
#BambiMayhew #STOPSMOKINGWEED
#newmexico #NM #sharknado #haboob
July 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just listened to the Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz catfight in its entirety and here are my 2 key takeaways:
1) Tucker Carlson sounds like Patton Oswalt
2) Ted Cruz sounds like Conan O'Brien
#PattonOswalt #ConanObrien #Coco #TeamCoco
1) Tucker Carlson sounds like Patton Oswalt
2) Ted Cruz sounds like Conan O'Brien
#PattonOswalt #ConanObrien #Coco #TeamCoco
June 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I just listened to the Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz catfight in its entirety and here are my 2 key takeaways:
1) Tucker Carlson sounds like Patton Oswalt
2) Ted Cruz sounds like Conan O'Brien
#PattonOswalt #ConanObrien #Coco #TeamCoco
1) Tucker Carlson sounds like Patton Oswalt
2) Ted Cruz sounds like Conan O'Brien
#PattonOswalt #ConanObrien #Coco #TeamCoco
June 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some strap gats, I strap cats.
#meowchinegun
#meowchinegun
May 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Some strap gats, I strap cats.
#meowchinegun
#meowchinegun
Slowly descending shelves, fun stuff.
March 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Slowly descending shelves, fun stuff.
Couple days ago, just before another dust storm. It's a thing.
March 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Couple days ago, just before another dust storm. It's a thing.
March 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
February 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Super cool little bar/restaurant in Colorado springs. Drinks were mixed properly and the food was good.
#rabbithole #coloradosprings
#rabbithole #coloradosprings
February 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Super cool little bar/restaurant in Colorado springs. Drinks were mixed properly and the food was good.
#rabbithole #coloradosprings
#rabbithole #coloradosprings
Typical weather in Colorado Springs. This was taken from my balcony. Snow photo was taken on Oct 26, sunny photo Oct 29. I believe it was 65° that day.
#coloradoweather
#coloradoweather
February 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Typical weather in Colorado Springs. This was taken from my balcony. Snow photo was taken on Oct 26, sunny photo Oct 29. I believe it was 65° that day.
#coloradoweather
#coloradoweather
I read the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only was it horrible, but it was horrible
February 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I read the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only was it horrible, but it was horrible
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM